Re: SEXUAL ATTRACTION

Bruce Kennewell <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...

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> Sorry, Mr. Adams, it doesn't work. > I tried this 15 years ago and Elle McPherson STILL went and shacked up with > some other bloke! >> peter adams <[email hidden]> wrote in message >> news:[email hidden]... >> *****Free Report***** >> Sexual Attraction >> Learn how to seduce anybody you desire. >> Despite your looks, age or status. >> This has to be seen to be believed. >> It WORKS every time.... guaranteed.

Didn't you get your money back, Bruce? 'guaranteed'! ;] Besides, I though that was because she got tired of the hip-high boots & whip? ;] Cheers! -- ��Jan Kohl�� **The Pits Performance Team** Computer Systems Programmer USAF Air-Ground Operations School Hurlburt Field, FL Castle Graphics - http://www.castlegraphics.com/ The Pits - http://www.theuspits.com/

Sorry, Mr. Adams, it doesn't work. I tried this 15 years ago and Elle McPherson STILL went and shacked up with some other bloke! -- Regards, Bruce Kennewell, Canberra, Australia. --------------------------- peter adams <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... *****Free Report***** Sexual Attraction Learn how to seduce anybody you desire. Despite your looks, age or status. This has to be seen to be believed. It WORKS every time.... guaranteed. http://www.geocities.com/s_e_1_2000/ OR http://www.geocities.com/peter_adams_2000/ *****Free Report*****

Well, Bruce, maybe you should have tried this approach: http://www.theonion.com/onion3408/gotwhatyouneed.html --DK "Bruce Kennewell" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > Sorry, Mr. Adams, it doesn't work. > I tried this 15 years ago and Elle McPherson STILL went and shacked upwith

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> some other bloke! > > -- > Regards, > Bruce Kennewell, > Canberra, Australia. > --------------------------- > > peter adams <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:[email hidden]... > *****Free Report***** > Sexual Attraction > Learn how to seduce anybody you desire. > Despite your looks, age or status. > This has to be seen to be believed. > It WORKS every time.... guaranteed. > http://www.geocities.com/s_e_1_2000/ > OR > http://www.geocities.com/peter_adams_2000/ > *****Free Report***** > >

HAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!! $%@*..........now if only I had been made aware of this technique when I was sowing my wild oats! Thanks, David. -- Regards, Bruce Kennewell, Canberra, Australia. --------------------------- David Karr <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:8dcjnf$his$[email hidden]... > Well, Bruce, maybe you should have tried this approach: > > http://www.theonion.com/onion3408/gotwhatyouneed.html > > --DK > > "Bruce Kennewell" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:[email hidden]... > > Sorry, Mr. Adams, it doesn't work. > > I tried this 15 years ago and Elle McPherson STILL went and shacked up > with > > some other bloke! > > > > -- > > Regards, > > Bruce Kennewell, > > Canberra, Australia. > > --------------------------- > > > > peter adams <[email hidden]> wrote in message > > news:[email hidden]... > > *****Free Report***** > > Sexual Attraction > > Learn how to seduce anybody you desire. > > Despite your looks, age or status. > > This has to be seen to be believed. > > It WORKS every time.... guaranteed. > > http://www.geocities.com/s_e_1_2000/ > > OR > > http://www.geocities.com/peter_adams_2000/ > > *****Free Report***** > > > > > >

Bruce Kennewell wrote: > > She never tired of _me_ wearing the boots and wielding the whip, Jan! I > think it was probably the wetsuit, trampoline and bottle of baby oil that > might have turned her off. I'm almost afraid to ask, but did you also try that German WW I helmet thing Bart B was talking about a while back ? Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy "Team Mirage" http://www.teammirage.com/ "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ * Spam is for losers who can't get business any other way * "Spamkiller" http://www.spamkiller.com

She never tired of _me_ wearing the boots and wielding the whip, Jan! I think it was probably the wetsuit, trampoline and bottle of baby oil that might have turned her off. -- Regards, Bruce Kennewell, Canberra, Australia. --------------------------- Jan Kohl <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:8ddibt$nb5$[email hidden]... > Bruce Kennewell <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > > Sorry, Mr. Adams, it doesn't work. > > I tried this 15 years ago and Elle McPherson STILL went and shacked up with > > some other bloke! > > >> peter adams <[email hidden]> wrote in message > >> news:[email hidden]... > >> *****Free Report***** > >> Sexual Attraction > >> Learn how to seduce anybody you desire. > >> Despite your looks, age or status. > >> This has to be seen to be believed. > >> It WORKS every time.... guaranteed. > > Didn't you get your money back, Bruce? 'guaranteed'! ;] > Besides, I though that was because she got tired of the hip-high boots & whip? ;] > > Cheers! > > > -- > ��Jan Kohl�� **The Pits Performance Team** > Computer Systems Programmer > USAF Air-Ground Operations School > Hurlburt Field, FL > > Castle Graphics - http://www.castlegraphics.com/ > The Pits - http://www.theuspits.com/ > >

Bruce Kennewell wrote: > > No.....I felt that I was not sufficiently experienced in those matters to > try that. Best left to the masters, such as Bart and your goodself, Uncle! > :-) Naa, helmets are not my strong suit, that's why I asked because I'm always looking to expand my horizon............. but with a fishing net, an ISDN capable telephone and a jar of mayonnaise..... Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy "Team Mirage" http://www.teammirage.com/ "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ * Spam is for losers who can't get business any other way * "Spamkiller" http://www.spamkiller.com

No.....I felt that I was not sufficiently experienced in those matters to try that. Best left to the masters, such as Bart and your goodself, Uncle! :-) -- Regards, Bruce Kennewell, Canberra, Australia. --------------------------- Goy Larsen <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > Bruce Kennewell wrote: > > > > She never tired of _me_ wearing the boots and wielding the whip, Jan! I > > think it was probably the wetsuit, trampoline and bottle of baby oil that > > might have turned her off. > > I'm almost afraid to ask, but did you also try that German WW I helmet > thing Bart B was talking about a while back ? > > > Beers and cheers > (uncle) Goy > > "Team Mirage" http://www.teammirage.com/ > "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ > > * Spam is for losers who can't get business any other way * > "Spamkiller" http://www.spamkiller.com

Bruce Kennewell wrote: > > HAHAHAHAHA! LOL!! The mind has gone into boggle overload! :-) Well, I must say that the wetsuit/trampoline/babyoil combo had me wondering too, I must now ask Selma (Hayek) if we can try this sometime Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy "Team Mirage" http://www.teammirage.com/ "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ * Spam is for losers who can't get business any other way * "Spamkiller" http://www.spamkiller.com

Bruce Kennewell wrote: > > Mmmmmmmmmmm......................Selma. Hmmmm, you mean Salma, don't you? I just couldn't resist to correct you and the uncle... ;^)

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> > Goy Larsen <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:[email hidden]... > > Bruce Kennewell wrote: > > > > > > HAHAHAHAHA! LOL!! The mind has gone into boggle overload! :-) > > > > Well, I must say that the wetsuit/trampoline/babyoil combo had me > > wondering too, I must now ask Selma (Hayek) if we can try this sometime

-- l8er ronny Your mouse has moved. Windows must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now? |\ _,,,---,,_ I want to die like my Grandfather, ZZZzz /,`.-'`' -. ;-;;,_ in his sleep. |,4- ) )-,_. ,\ ( `'-' Not like the people in his car, '---''(_/--' `-'\_) screaming their heads off!

What the...? Sounds like a usenet troll kit to me <G> MS "Goy Larsen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > Bruce Kennewell wrote: > > > > No.....I felt that I was not sufficiently experienced in those mattersto > > try that. Best left to the masters, such as Bart and your goodself,Uncle!

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> > :-) > > Naa, helmets are not my strong suit, that's why I asked because I'm > always looking to expand my horizon............. but with a fishing net, > an ISDN capable telephone and a jar of mayonnaise..... > > > Beers and cheers > (uncle) Goy > > "Team Mirage" http://www.teammirage.com/ > "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ > > * Spam is for losers who can't get business any other way * > "Spamkiller" http://www.spamkiller.com

HAHAHAHAHA! LOL!! The mind has gone into boggle overload! :-) -- Regards, Bruce Kennewell, Canberra, Australia. --------------------------- Goy Larsen <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... >...... but with a fishing net, > an ISDN capable telephone and a jar of mayonnaise..... >

"m.seery" wrote: > > What the...? > > Sounds like a usenet troll kit to me <G> Could be, could be....:-) Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy "Team Mirage" http://www.teammirage.com/ "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ * Spam is for losers who can't get business any other way * "Spamkiller" http://www.spamkiller.com

Bruce Kennewell wrote: > > Mmmmmmmmmmm......................Selma. Well, I called her and asked, but she threatened to call the Police if I didn't stop calling her, she has never reacted that way before, I think you may be right that the wetsuite/trampoline/babyoil combo may be too strong for some people Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy "Team Mirage" http://www.teammirage.com/ "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ * Spam is for losers who can't get business any other way * "Spamkiller" http://www.spamkiller.com

Mmmmmmmmmmm......................Selma. -- Regards, Bruce Kennewell, Canberra, Australia. --------------------------- Goy Larsen <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > Bruce Kennewell wrote: > > > > HAHAHAHAHA! LOL!! The mind has gone into boggle overload! :-) > > Well, I must say that the wetsuit/trampoline/babyoil combo had me > wondering too, I must now ask Selma (Hayek) if we can try this sometime > > > Beers and cheers > (uncle) Goy > > "Team Mirage" http://www.teammirage.com/ > "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ > > * Spam is for losers who can't get business any other way * > "Spamkiller" http://www.spamkiller.com

HAHAHAHA!! You wouldn't care to pass HER number across the vast expanse of the oceans, would you?! -- Regards, Bruce Kennewell, Canberra, Australia. --------------------------- Goy Larsen <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > Bruce Kennewell wrote: > > > > Mmmmmmmmmmm......................Selma. > > Well, I called her and asked, but she threatened to call the Police if I > didn't stop calling her, she has never reacted that way before, I think > you may be right that the wetsuite/trampoline/babyoil combo may be too > strong for some people > > > Beers and cheers > (uncle) Goy > > "Team Mirage" http://www.teammirage.com/ > "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ > > * Spam is for losers who can't get business any other way * > "Spamkiller" http://www.spamkiller.com

No. I did mean "Selma". Every reference that I have here says "Selma". If her name is spelled with an "a" then I'm sorry, I wasn't aware of that and neither was this search engine! -- Regards, Bruce Kennewell, Canberra, Australia. --------------------------- Ronald Stoehr <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > Bruce Kennewell wrote: > > > > Mmmmmmmmmmm......................Selma. > > Hmmmm, you mean Salma, don't you? > > I just couldn't resist to correct you and > the uncle... ;^) > > > > > Goy Larsen <[email hidden]> wrote in message > > news:[email hidden]... > > > Bruce Kennewell wrote: > > > > > > > > HAHAHAHAHA! LOL!! The mind has gone into boggle overload! :-) > > > > > > Well, I must say that the wetsuit/trampoline/babyoil combo had me > > > wondering too, I must now ask Selma (Hayek) if we can try this sometime > > -- > l8er > ronny > > Your mouse has moved. Windows must be restarted for the change > to take effect. Reboot now? > |\ _,,,---,,_ I want to die like my Grandfather, > ZZZzz /,`.-'`' -. ;-;;,_ in his sleep. > |,4- ) )-,_. ,\ ( `'-' Not like the people in his car, > '---''(_/--' `-'\_) screaming their heads off!

Bruce Kennewell wrote: > > Yes...that's interesting; some references to her spell the first name with > an "e", others with the (obviously correct) "a". > > And my apology was to no-one other than Salma herself. She _may_ lurk here, > you know! :-) For us geeks on ras, what would be heaven? Imagine, a remake of Grand Prix starring her... ;^P -- l8er ronny Your mouse has moved. Windows must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now? |\ _,,,---,,_ I want to die like my Grandfather, ZZZzz /,`.-'`' -. ;-;;,_ in his sleep. |,4- ) )-,_. ,\ ( `'-' Not like the people in his car, '---''(_/--' `-'\_) screaming their heads off!

Yes...that's interesting; some references to her spell the first name with an "e", others with the (obviously correct) "a". And my apology was to no-one other than Salma herself. She _may_ lurk here, you know! :-) -- Regards, Bruce Kennewell, Canberra, Australia. --------------------------- Ronald Stoehr <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > Bruce Kennewell wrote: > > > > No. I did mean "Selma". Every reference that I have here says "Selma". > > If her name is spelled with an "a" then I'm sorry, I wasn't aware of that > > and neither was this search engine! > > The three DVDs starring her all say Salma... I love that babe. ;^) > > But don't be sorry, it's not a big problem misspelling something on > Usenet... > ..for most people, that is! > > -- > l8er > ronny > > Your mouse has moved. Windows must be restarted for the change > to take effect. Reboot now? > |\ _,,,---,,_ I want to die like my Grandfather, > ZZZzz /,`.-'`' -. ;-;;,_ in his sleep. > |,4- ) )-,_. ,\ ( `'-' Not like the people in his car, > '---''(_/--' `-'\_) screaming their heads off!

Goy Larsen wrote:

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> > Ronald Stoehr wrote: > > > > Bruce Kennewell wrote: > > > > > > Mmmmmmmmmmm......................Selma. > > > > Hmmmm, you mean Salma, don't you? > > > > I just couldn't resist to correct you and > > the uncle... ;^) > > Ah, so you finally found a slight chink in the armor did you, well > cherish the opportunity, they don't present themselves very often as > Bruce and I hardly ever make mistakes, as has been so clearly > demonstrated in this forum....

You feel attacked, do you? Man, that's funnier than my foulup on April 1st... -- l8er ronny Your mouse has moved. Windows must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now? |\ _,,,---,,_ I want to die like my Grandfather, ZZZzz /,`.-'`' -. ;-;;,_ in his sleep. |,4- ) )-,_. ,\ ( `'-' Not like the people in his car, '---''(_/--' `-'\_) screaming their heads off!

Ronald Stoehr wrote: > > But don't be sorry, it's not a big problem misspelling something on > Usenet... > ..for most people, that is! I feel so ashamed, not even knowing that it's spelled with an A, I just took it for granted that it was with an E, as punishment I will now install Nascar Road Racing from EA and play it for a time of no less than 30 mins I just hope she can forgive me for my ignorance, hey, maybe that's why she threatened to call the police on me, some people are touchy on these subjects.... Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy "Team Mirage" http://www.teammirage.com/ "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ * Spam is for losers who can't get business any other way * "Spamkiller" http://www.spamkiller.com

Ronald Stoehr wrote:

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> > Bruce Kennewell wrote: > > > > Mmmmmmmmmmm......................Selma. > > Hmmmm, you mean Salma, don't you? > > I just couldn't resist to correct you and > the uncle... ;^)

Ah, so you finally found a slight chink in the armor did you, well cherish the opportunity, they don't present themselves very often as Bruce and I hardly ever make mistakes, as has been so clearly demonstrated in this forum.... Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy "Team Mirage" http://www.teammirage.com/ "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ * Spam is for losers who can't get business any other way * "Spamkiller" http://www.spamkiller.com

Ronald Stoehr wrote:

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> > Goy Larsen wrote: > > > > Ah, so you finally found a slight chink in the armor did you, well > > cherish the opportunity, they don't present themselves very often as > > Bruce and I hardly ever make mistakes, as has been so clearly > > demonstrated in this forum.... > > You feel attacked, do you? Man, that's funnier than my foulup on > April 1st...

Oh yes, having people spot any slight errors in my typing is probably a large contributor to my nervous breakdowns and constant nightmares, I will now leave this NG and come back under a different name....good bye everyone, it was fun while it lasted, but I can't go on with a name that has been humiliated like this Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy "Team Mirage" http://www.teammirage.com/ "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ * Spam is for losers who can't get business any other way * "Spamkiller" http://www.spamkiller.com