Re: I really didn't hurl my cat.

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> >>I don't know, could be from the time I saw my neighbors cat after he had >>been stabbed over 50 times with a ski pole or something (nope, we never >>found the bastard who did it, which is why I'm not serving 20 to life or >>something), so for some reason I don't find jokes like that very >>funny..... > >Making jokes on the internet is a dangerous thing, we saw that with >the joke about the wing settings of the plane in which Couldhard >crashed. I have a cat too, and I don't dare to think about something >bad happening to him (her actually) but I found the post about the cat >really funny. >Cultural differences I think...

The fact that we are criticized for laughing at something that is fuuny to some, but anger to others is just FU$$en messed up.

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> > >"TRUSRS85" <[email hidden]> wrote in message >news:[email hidden]... >> >> Troll? me? troll? >> >> r u sure? >> >> I respect your intelligence. But what you said was funny, and I >laughed. >> > >> >Try again..... >> >> try again? >> why? > >You just made his point for him. :) >

And how the hell did I do that? What in the god damn hell is a troll god damn it? How's road runner BTW?

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>Once, I accidentally knocked my cat off the desk & she hit her head a little. >It scared her. She hid on a little shelf under the desk. > >I felt bad so I gave her some strawberry jelly so she would trust me again. > >A few weeks later she was eaten by a coyote. > >The End > >Andrew

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you guys crack me up! hahaha

>I don't know, could be from the time I saw my neighbors cat after he had >been stabbed over 50 times with a ski pole or something HAHAHAHAHA LMAO too funnny

>Yes he was, when Monty Python in their prime made all kinds of sick >jokes, it was funny because you didn't expect stuff like that to really >happen, it was so over the top, not all of their stuff is as much fun >today as it was when it was made, and I'm a big fan of Monty Python Monty Python rules!!!!!!!!!!!

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>> >I don't know, could be from the time I saw my neighbors cat after he had >> >been stabbed over 50 times with a ski pole or something >> >> HAHAHAHAHA >> LMAO >> too funnny > >If you're going to troll, please show enough respect for my intelligence >to put a minimum amount of effort into it, even my 2 year old niece >could have done better than that, and she don't even speak English >

Troll? me? troll? r u sure? I respect your intelligence. But what you said was funny, and I laughed.

>> Troll? me? troll? >> r u sure? >> I respect your intelligence. But what you said was funny, and I laughed. > >Try again..... try again? why?

Ok. To those few who have expressed concern after my post about hurling my cat, I assure you that Buster is alive and well and I was only joking. Pictures of him (alive of course) are temporarily on display at www.slottweak.com under the News for May 25. Also, I do not really want any free kittens and I have never felt like tearing my wheel off my desk. For those who didn't read the post or just don't care, I apologize for taking up space with this (ridiculous) post. -- Slot www.slottweak.com Tweaks & Reviews "GTX_SlotCar" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:NLkW4.11970$[email hidden]... > LOL. very well done. > > > > And last but not least, I'd like to thank my cat, Willy <sniff>, for > > always being there right beside me whenever things went wrong during a > > This reminds me that we really don't give our pets the credit they are due. > My cat, Buster, is often beside me while I'm racing. When things go wrong > and I feel like tearing the wheel off my desk and smashing it to pieces, > Buster is always there for me.... to pick up by the scruff of his neck and > send him hurling to the other side of the room. His wild scream, eyes bugged > out, four legs spread-eagle and tail flying behind him, then a thud as he > hits the wall and with the sudden silence that follows I'm quickly lured > back into tranquility. My wheel is saved. 8 times Buster has done this for > me, and I'm racing again tonight. > > Anybody have any kittens to give away to a good home ;-) > > -- > > Slot > www.slottweak.com > Tweaks & Reviews > > > >

On Thu, 25 May 2000 00:18:46 -0400, "GTX_SlotCar" <[email hidden]> thus spoke:

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>Ok. To those few who have expressed concern after my post about hurling my >cat, I assure you that Buster is alive and well and I was only joking. >Pictures of him (alive of course) are temporarily on display at >www.slottweak.com under the News for May 25. Also, I do not really want any >free kittens and I have never felt like tearing my wheel off my desk. For >those who didn't read the post or just don't care, I apologize for taking up >space with this (ridiculous) post. >

Hehe...got the animal rights activists after you, eh? -- Nos

Nos wrote:

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> > On Thu, 25 May 2000 00:18:46 -0400, "GTX_SlotCar" <[email hidden]> > thus spoke: > > >Ok. To those few who have expressed concern after my post about hurling my > >cat, I assure you that Buster is alive and well and I was only joking. > >Pictures of him (alive of course) are temporarily on display at > >www.slottweak.com under the News for May 25. Also, I do not really want any > >free kittens and I have never felt like tearing my wheel off my desk. For > >those who didn't read the post or just don't care, I apologize for taking up > >space with this (ridiculous) post. > > > > Hehe...got the animal rights activists after you, eh?

There's only a few things in this world that get me really mad, and people hurting and killing animals for fun is one of them, if I thought for a second that he wasn't joking...... I don't know, could be from the time I saw my neighbors cat after he had been stabbed over 50 times with a ski pole or something (nope, we never found the bastard who did it, which is why I'm not serving 20 to life or something), so for some reason I don't find jokes like that very funny..... Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy "Team Mirage" http://www.teammirage.com/ "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ * Spam is for losers who can't get business any other way * "Spamkiller" http://www.spamkiller.com

On Thu, 25 May 2000 12:59:42 +0200, Goy Larsen <[email hidden]> thus spoke: >There's only a few things in this world that get me really mad, and >people hurting and killing animals for fun is one of them, if I thought >for a second that he wasn't joking...... Well, he was joking and it was obvious to me that he was. I guess some people don't like or understand black humour. >I don't know, could be from the time I saw my neighbors cat after he had >been stabbed over 50 times with a ski pole or something (nope, we never >found the bastard who did it, which is why I'm not serving 20 to life or >something), so for some reason I don't find jokes like that very >funny..... Yep, it's pretty sickening what goes on in this world to animals *and* people sometimes. There was a case here last summer where some guy dragged his dog behind his pickup, people were out to lynch him for it too. -- Nos

thus spoke: Hehe...got the animal rights activists after you, eh? -- Nos

HAHAHAHAHA LMAO too funnny

Monty Python rules!!!!!!!!!!!

Troll? me? troll? r u sure? I respect your intelligence. But what you said was funny, and I laughed.

try again? why?

You just made his point for him. :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you guys crack me up! hahaha

Nos wrote: > > Well, he was joking and it was obvious to me that he was. I guess some > people don't like or understand black humour. Yes he was, when Monty Python in their prime made all kinds of sick jokes, it was funny because you didn't expect stuff like that to really happen, it was so over the top, not all of their stuff is as much fun today as it was when it was made, and I'm a big fan of Monty Python > Yep, it's pretty sickening what goes on in this world to animals *and* > people sometimes. There was a case here last summer where some guy > dragged his dog behind his pickup, people were out to lynch him for it > too. Lynching would have been too good for him IMHO, I would have done to him what he did to his dog.......like I said, cruelty to animals is one of them things that gets me going :-| Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy "Team Mirage" http://www.teammirage.com/ "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ * Spam is for losers who can't get business any other way * "Spamkiller" http://www.spamkiller.com

TRUSRS85 wrote:

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> > >I don't know, could be from the time I saw my neighbors cat after he had > >been stabbed over 50 times with a ski pole or something > > HAHAHAHAHA > LMAO > too funnny

If you're going to troll, please show enough respect for my intelligence to put a minimum amount of effort into it, even my 2 year old niece could have done better than that, and she don't even speak English Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy "Team Mirage" http://www.teammirage.com/ "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ * Spam is for losers who can't get business any other way * "Spamkiller" http://www.spamkiller.com

On Thu, 25 May 2000 14:02:32 +0200, Goy Larsen <[email hidden]> thus spoke: >Yes he was, when Monty Python in their prime made all kinds of sick >jokes, it was funny because you didn't expect stuff like that to really >happen, it was so over the top, not all of their stuff is as much fun >today as it was when it was made, and I'm a big fan of Monty Python That's funny. I was going to mention Monty Python and the dead parrot skit in my other post, but decided against it. :-) -- Nos

TRUSRS85 wrote:

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> > >If you're going to troll, please show enough respect for my intelligence > >to put a minimum amount of effort into it, even my 2 year old niece > >could have done better than that, and she don't even speak English > > > > Troll? me? troll? > r u sure? > I respect your intelligence. But what you said was funny, and I laughed.

Try again..... Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy "Team Mirage" http://www.teammirage.com/ "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ * Spam is for losers who can't get business any other way * "Spamkiller" http://www.spamkiller.com

On Thu, 25 May 2000 12:59:42 +0200, Goy Larsen <[email hidden]> wrote: >I don't know, could be from the time I saw my neighbors cat after he had >been stabbed over 50 times with a ski pole or something (nope, we never >found the bastard who did it, which is why I'm not serving 20 to life or >something), so for some reason I don't find jokes like that very >funny..... Making jokes on the internet is a dangerous thing, we saw that with the joke about the wing settings of the plane in which Couldhard crashed. I have a cat too, and I don't dare to think about something bad happening to him (her actually) but I found the post about the cat really funny. Cultural differences I think... Andre

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> > >Beers and cheers >(uncle) Goy > >"Team Mirage" http://www.teammirage.com/ >"The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ > >* Spam is for losers who can't get business any other way * >"Spamkiller" http://www.spamkiller.com

"TRUSRS85" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > >> Troll? me? troll? > >> r u sure? > >> I respect your intelligence. But what you said was funny, and Ilaughed. > > > >Try again..... > > try again? > why? You just made his point for him. :)

Jeezum Crow, some people really have NO sense of humor I guess. To paraphrase Tom Sawyer, " All I want is a cat and a string to swing it with." For all you cat lovers out there, my cat is sitting right next to me, purring away, without a fear in the world that I might swing her from a string. She's a sweetie and treats me better than any person I've ever known. I reciprocate the favor.

Once, I accidentally knocked my cat off the desk & she hit her head a little. It scared her. She hid on a little shelf under the desk. I felt bad so I gave her some strawberry jelly so she would trust me again. A few weeks later she was eaten by a coyote. The End Andrew GTX_SlotCar wrote:

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> Ok. To those few who have expressed concern after my post about hurling my > cat, I assure you that Buster is alive and well and I was only joking. > Pictures of him (alive of course) are temporarily on display at > www.slottweak.com under the News for May 25. Also, I do not really want any > free kittens and I have never felt like tearing my wheel off my desk. For > those who didn't read the post or just don't care, I apologize for taking up > space with this (ridiculous) post. > > -- > > Slot > www.slottweak.com > Tweaks & Reviews > > "GTX_SlotCar" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:NLkW4.11970$[email hidden]... > > LOL. very well done. > > > > > > > And last but not least, I'd like to thank my cat, Willy <sniff>, for > > > always being there right beside me whenever things went wrong during a > > > > This reminds me that we really don't give our pets the credit they are > due. > > My cat, Buster, is often beside me while I'm racing. When things go wrong > > and I feel like tearing the wheel off my desk and smashing it to pieces, > > Buster is always there for me.... to pick up by the scruff of his neck and > > send him hurling to the other side of the room. His wild scream, eyes > bugged > > out, four legs spread-eagle and tail flying behind him, then a thud as he > > hits the wall and with the sudden silence that follows I'm quickly lured > > back into tranquility. My wheel is saved. 8 times Buster has done this > for > > me, and I'm racing again tonight. > > > > Anybody have any kittens to give away to a good home ;-) > > > > -- > > > > Slot > > www.slottweak.com > > Tweaks & Reviews > > > > > > > >

How do we know when that picture was taken? Show a picture of Buster holding today's newspaper! :) "GTX_SlotCar" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:KR1X4.12197$[email hidden]... > Ok. To those few who have expressed concern after my post about hurling my > cat, I assure you that Buster is alive and well and I was only joking. > Pictures of him (alive of course) are temporarily on display at > www.slottweak.com under the News for May 25. <snip>

Okay, I've learned my lesson I guess. No more cat jokes for me. Hey, have I told you about my dog............. -- Slot Tweaks & Reviews www.slottweak.com

Andre Warringa wrote:

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> > Making jokes on the internet is a dangerous thing, we saw that with > the joke about the wing settings of the plane in which Couldhard > crashed. I have a cat too, and I don't dare to think about something > bad happening to him (her actually) but I found the post about the cat > really funny. > Cultural differences I think...

Nope, it's just that every time I hear a joke like that I see that image.....if it wasn't for people actually doing that sort of stuff, it would have been funny Oh what the hell, stupid thread anyway :-) Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy "Team Mirage" http://www.teammirage.com/ "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ * Spam is for losers who can't get business any other way * "Spamkiller" http://www.spamkiller.com

"Doug Olsen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:RwcX4.9$[email hidden]... > How do we know when that picture was taken? Show a picture of Busterholding > today's newspaper! :) How do you know it's really Buster? -- Slot Tweaks & Reviews www.slottweak.com

How do we know it's you? You'll need 3 forms of photo ID sir... ;-) GTX_SlotCar wrote:

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> > "Doug Olsen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:RwcX4.9$[email hidden]... > > How do we know when that picture was taken? Show a picture of Buster > holding > > today's newspaper! :) > > How do you know it's really Buster? > > -- > Slot > > Tweaks & Reviews > www.slottweak.com

Doh! Guess I should have looked at the pictures first <blushing> Judging from the pictures, that candy cane Buster is trying to eat gives me the impression that you are trying to pass off two Christmas pictures as being recent. I'm afraid at this point that Buster must be dead. <pauses for a moment of silence> "David R. Ericson" wrote:

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> > How do we know it's you? You'll need 3 forms of photo ID sir... ;-) > > GTX_SlotCar wrote: > > > > "Doug Olsen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > > news:RwcX4.9$[email hidden]... > > > How do we know when that picture was taken? Show a picture of Buster > > holding > > > today's newspaper! :) > > > > How do you know it's really Buster? > > > > -- > > Slot > > > > Tweaks & Reviews > > www.slottweak.com

Goy Larsen wrote: > snip > > Lynching would have been too good for him IMHO, I would have done to him > what he did to his dog.......like I said, cruelty to animals is one of > them things that gets me going :-| Well, I'm a cat daddy myself (check sig), but isn't that taking it a little too far? But, before we go into the pro/contra debate reg. the death penalty, I should just stop here... ;) -- l8er ronny Your mouse has moved. Windows must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now? |\ _,,,---,,_ I want to die like my Grandfather, ZZZzz /,`.-'`' -. ;-;;,_ in his sleep. |,4- ) )-,_. ,\ ( `'-' Not like the people in his car, '---''(_/--' `-'\_) screaming their heads off!

So, two cats walk into a bar....

"TRUSRS85" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...

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> > > > > >"TRUSRS85" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > >news:[email hidden]... > >> >> Troll? me? troll? > >> >> r u sure? > >> >> I respect your intelligence. But what you said was funny, and I > >laughed. > >> > > >> >Try again..... > >> > >> try again? > >> why? > > > >You just made his point for him. :) > > > > And how the hell did I do that?

By your reaction. Think about what his point WAS for a few minutes. > What in the god damn hell is a troll god damn it? A troll is someone who trolls. Someone who makes a provocative post for the express purpose of generating heated response. Trolling in the real world is a fishing technique where you drag a line behind a boat and randomly hope something comes across it and bites. A troll is an an ugly little charecter who lives under a bridge and eats billy goats who try to cross it. You see the analogies? > How's road runner BTW? Just fine, thank you.

"GTX_SlotCar" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:7AcX4.12214$[email hidden]... > Okay, I've learned my lesson I guess. No more cat jokes for me. > So, two cats walk into a bar....