>I was sure I had them with me when I came in.
Last time I checked, Claudia's cow had hidden them under the simulators.
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Joke thread: 'Has anyone seen my keys?'
A one-line question about lost keys produced a string of puns about keyboards, cows and slow BRM drivers, plus a few real stories about misplaced keys and rings.
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>keys > > >"Andrew Turner" <[email hidden]> wrote in message >news:[email hidden]... >> I was sure I had them with me when I came in. >>>DGF threw them in the trash, claiming that, as simulated keys, they do not
>accurately represent real-world keys
>
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>-Ace-
ROTFL!
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Right there laid out in front of you, just like mine and everybody
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Andrew Turner wrote:
> I was sure I had them with me when I came in.
I moooved them to his desk.
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Jan Verschueren <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> They're on top of the fridge.
>
> Jan.
> =---
> Andrew Turner wrote...
> > I was sure I had them with me when I came in.
> >
>
>
I was sure I had them with me when I came in.
They're on top of the fridge.
Jan.
=---
They're on the keyboard
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>keys
>> I was sure I had them with me when I came in.
Cow.
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I was sure I had them with me when I came in.
DGF threw them in the trash, claiming that, as simulated keys, they do not
accurately represent real-world keys
--
-Ace-
don hodgdon <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> I moooved them to his desk.
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> don
They're on the keyboard
Andrew Turner <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> I was sure I had them with me when I came in.
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keys
"Andrew Turner" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> I was sure I had them with me when I came in.
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They're on top of the fridge.
Jan.
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Andrew Turner wrote...
> I was sure I had them with me when I came in.
>
They're being returned to you by a BRM driver who lives just down the road,
therefore expect them sometime around April, 2005.
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>>DGF threw them in the trash, claiming that, as simulated keys, they do not >>accurately represent real-world keys >> >>-- >>-Ace- > >ROTFL! > >Eldred >-- >Tiger Stadium R.I.P. 1912-1999 >Own Grand Prix Legends? Goto http://gpl.gamestats.com/vroc > >Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you >with experience... >Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.In article <[email hidden]>, Graeme Nash
<[email hidden]> writes:
Ladies and Gentlemen - we have a WINNER...!
<g>
Eldred
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>>I was sure I had them with me when I came in. > >Last time I checked, Claudia's cow had hidden them under the simulators. > >-- >Cheers! >Graeme NashIn article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden] wrote...
> I was sure I had them with me when I came in.
One evening in December a few years back my (ex)wife was wearing my "old" High
School Letterman's jacket to the grocery store. When she got to the door she put
the keys in the front pocket then proceeded to hang the jacket up in the closet.
Being from Florida, it doesn't get cold very often. Well in this case not for
another year. Those keys were gone as far as both of us were concerned. Much to
our surprise the next year on another cold day she put the jacket back on. Heh.
There were those keys!
--David Cook
I did the same thing with my wedding ring! Boy was the wife pissed when I
thought I had lost it! Glad I found it (two months later) before she made me
go out and buy another one though.
Vintook
"David L. Cook" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden] wrote...
> > I was sure I had them with me when I came in.
>
> One evening in December a few years back my (ex)wife was wearing my "old"High
> School Letterman's jacket to the grocery store. When she got to the doorshe put
> the keys in the front pocket then proceeded to hang the jacket up in thecloset.
>
> Being from Florida, it doesn't get cold very often. Well in this case notfor
> another year. Those keys were gone as far as both of us were concerned.Much to
> our surprise the next year on another cold day she put the jacket back on.Heh.
>
> There were those keys!
>
> --David Cook
EldredP wrote:
Physics.
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> > >keys > > > > > >"Andrew Turner" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > >news:[email hidden]... > >> I was sure I had them with me when I came in. > >> > > Cow. > --Wrong keys though. The physics engine never started !
MS
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> In article <[email hidden]>, Graeme Nash > <[email hidden]> writes: > > >>I was sure I had them with me when I came in. > > > >Last time I checked, Claudia's cow had hidden them under the simulators. > > > >-- > >Cheers! > >Graeme Nash > > Ladies and Gentlemen - we have a WINNER...! > <g> > > Eldred > -- > Tiger Stadium R.I.P. 1912-1999 > Own Grand Prix Legends? Goto http://gpl.gamestats.com/vroc > > Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beatsI'm a locksmith, I'll make you new keys for a price $$$$$$$$$$ :)
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> >keys > >> I was sure I had them with me when I came in. > Cow. > --I'm a locksmith, I'll make you new keys for a price $$$$$$$$$$ :)
"Andrew Turner" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> I was sure I had them with me when I came in.
>
HAAAA!
I was about to post that EXACT line, Jan!
Nice to know that others do the same as I do!
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Regards,
Bruce Kennewell,
Canberra, Australia.
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Jan Verschueren <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> They're on top of the fridge.
>
> Jan.
> =---
> Andrew Turner wrote...
> > I was sure I had them with me when I came in.
> >
>
>
[email hidden] (Rabi Ghastly, Esq) wrote in
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>They're being returned to you by a BRM driver who lives just down the road,
>therefore expect them sometime around April, 2005.
HEY, I resemble that remark!
--
Don(stuck in the BRM) Scurlock
Vancouver,B.C.
or even better, I have some keys that I don't use anymore........
-=Ketil=-
> I'm a locksmith, I'll make you new keys for a price $$$$$$$$$$ :)
> > I was sure I had them with me when I came in.
or even better, I have some keys that I don't use anymore........
-=Ketil=-
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