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Re: Has anyone seen my keys?

28 posts by 17 people · 30 May 2000 - 04 Jun 2000 21:41 UTC

Joke thread: 'Has anyone seen my keys?'

A one-line question about lost keys produced a string of puns about keyboards, cows and slow BRM drivers, plus a few real stories about misplaced keys and rings.

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Automated summary.

Graeme Nash 30 May 2000#266505
>I was sure I had them with me when I came in. Last time I checked, Claudia's cow had hidden them under the simulators. -- Cheers! Graeme Nash
EldredP 30 May 2000#266573
Quoted text (7 lines)>keys > > >"Andrew Turner" <[email hidden]> wrote in message >news:[email hidden]... >> I was sure I had them with me when I came in. >>
Cow. -- Tiger Stadium R.I.P. 1912-1999 Own Grand Prix Legends? Goto http://gpl.gamestats.com/vroc Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you with experience... Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.
EldredP 30 May 2000#266576
>DGF threw them in the trash, claiming that, as simulated keys, they do not >accurately represent real-world keys > >-- >-Ace- ROTFL! Eldred -- Tiger Stadium R.I.P. 1912-1999 Own Grand Prix Legends? Goto http://gpl.gamestats.com/vroc Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you with experience... Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.
Right there laid out in front of you, just like mine and everybody else's! :o) QWERTY...get it? huh? do yah? Andrew Turner wrote: > I was sure I had them with me when I came in.
EldredP 30 May 2000#525454
>keys >> I was sure I had them with me when I came in. Cow. -- Tiger Stadium R.I.P. 1912-1999 Own Grand Prix Legends? Goto http://gpl.gamestats.com/vroc Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you with experience... Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.
Ace 30 May 2000 17:58 UTC#266634
DGF threw them in the trash, claiming that, as simulated keys, they do not accurately represent real-world keys -- -Ace- don hodgdon <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:8h0uc1$v73$[email hidden]... > I moooved them to his desk. > -- > don
Ace 30 May 2000 17:59 UTC#266635
They're on the keyboard Andrew Turner <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > I was sure I had them with me when I came in. >
m.seery 30 May 2000 18:47 UTC#266538
keys "Andrew Turner" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > I was sure I had them with me when I came in. >
Jan Verschueren 30 May 2000 19:04 UTC#266618
They're on top of the fridge. Jan. =--- Andrew Turner wrote... > I was sure I had them with me when I came in. >
Rabi Ghastly, Esq 30 May 2000 23:04 UTC#266520
They're being returned to you by a BRM driver who lives just down the road, therefore expect them sometime around April, 2005. --------------------------------------------------------- EldredP wrote in message <[email hidden]>...
Quoted text (16 lines)>>DGF threw them in the trash, claiming that, as simulated keys, they do not >>accurately represent real-world keys >> >>-- >>-Ace- > >ROTFL! > >Eldred >-- >Tiger Stadium R.I.P. 1912-1999 >Own Grand Prix Legends? Goto http://gpl.gamestats.com/vroc > >Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you >with experience... >Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.
EldredP 31 May 2000#266469
In article <[email hidden]>, Graeme Nash <[email hidden]> writes:
Quoted text (7 lines)>>I was sure I had them with me when I came in. > >Last time I checked, Claudia's cow had hidden them under the simulators. > >-- >Cheers! >Graeme Nash
Ladies and Gentlemen - we have a WINNER...! <g> Eldred -- Tiger Stadium R.I.P. 1912-1999 Own Grand Prix Legends? Goto http://gpl.gamestats.com/vroc Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you with experience... Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.
David L. Cook 31 May 2000 01:08 UTC#266529
In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden] wrote... > I was sure I had them with me when I came in. One evening in December a few years back my (ex)wife was wearing my "old" High School Letterman's jacket to the grocery store. When she got to the door she put the keys in the front pocket then proceeded to hang the jacket up in the closet. Being from Florida, it doesn't get cold very often. Well in this case not for another year. Those keys were gone as far as both of us were concerned. Much to our surprise the next year on another cold day she put the jacket back on. Heh. There were those keys! --David Cook
Vintook 31 May 2000 01:28 UTC#266461
I did the same thing with my wedding ring! Boy was the wife pissed when I thought I had lost it! Glad I found it (two months later) before she made me go out and buy another one though. Vintook "David L. Cook" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden] wrote... > > I was sure I had them with me when I came in. > > One evening in December a few years back my (ex)wife was wearing my "old"High > School Letterman's jacket to the grocery store. When she got to the doorshe put > the keys in the front pocket then proceeded to hang the jacket up in thecloset. > > Being from Florida, it doesn't get cold very often. Well in this case notfor > another year. Those keys were gone as far as both of us were concerned.Much to > our surprise the next year on another cold day she put the jacket back on.Heh. > > There were those keys! > > --David Cook
Uncle Fester 31 May 2000 02:45 UTC#266482
EldredP wrote:
Quoted text (11 lines)> > >keys > > > > > >"Andrew Turner" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > >news:[email hidden]... > >> I was sure I had them with me when I came in. > >> > > Cow. > --
Physics. -- Chuck Kandler #70 K&S Racing http://www.fortunecity.com/silverstone/thepits/195 Your freedom's just a state of mind. --Gene Simmons From the song "War Machine", 1982
m.seery 31 May 2000 07:30 UTC#266413
Wrong keys though. The physics engine never started ! MS "EldredP" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
Quoted text (20 lines)> In article <[email hidden]>, Graeme Nash > <[email hidden]> writes: > > >>I was sure I had them with me when I came in. > > > >Last time I checked, Claudia's cow had hidden them under the simulators. > > > >-- > >Cheers! > >Graeme Nash > > Ladies and Gentlemen - we have a WINNER...! > <g> > > Eldred > -- > Tiger Stadium R.I.P. 1912-1999 > Own Grand Prix Legends? Goto http://gpl.gamestats.com/vroc > > Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats
you > with experience... > Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.
Adam Moore 31 May 2000#525473
I'm a locksmith, I'll make you new keys for a price $$$$$$$$$$ :)
Adam Moore 31 May 2000 13:25 UTC#266447
I'm a locksmith, I'll make you new keys for a price $$$$$$$$$$ :) "Andrew Turner" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > I was sure I had them with me when I came in. >
Bruce Kennewell 31 May 2000 22:40 UTC#266422
HAAAA! I was about to post that EXACT line, Jan! Nice to know that others do the same as I do! -- Regards, Bruce Kennewell, Canberra, Australia. --------------------------- Jan Verschueren <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:iwSY4.1952$[email hidden]... > They're on top of the fridge. > > Jan. > =--- > Andrew Turner wrote... > > I was sure I had them with me when I came in. > > > >
Don Scurlock 01 Jun 2000 17:11 UTC#266064
[email hidden] (Rabi Ghastly, Esq) wrote in <8h1hdi$udh$[email hidden]>: >They're being returned to you by a BRM driver who lives just down the road, >therefore expect them sometime around April, 2005. HEY, I resemble that remark! -- Don(stuck in the BRM) Scurlock Vancouver,B.C.
or even better, I have some keys that I don't use anymore........ -=Ketil=- > I'm a locksmith, I'll make you new keys for a price $$$$$$$$$$ :) > > I was sure I had them with me when I came in.
Ketil J?rstad 04 Jun 2000 21:41 UTC#265341
or even better, I have some keys that I don't use anymore........ -=Ketil=- Adam Moore <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:adXY4.8567$[email hidden]...
Quoted text (8 lines)> I'm a locksmith, I'll make you new keys for a price $$$$$$$$$$ :) > > "Andrew Turner" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:[email hidden]... > > I was sure I had them with me when I came in. > > > >

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