I take it that GPal will be an integral feature... please stay out of
the vicinity of Worcestershire for a while, or I may do something I
might regret... :-)
--
David Buttery - GPLRank No. 227; Handicap 67.48
"After all, a mere thousand yards - such a harmless little knoll,
really."
(Raymond Mays on Shelsley Walsh)
Fake GPL 2 announcement prank
Andrew Turner posted a fake 'GPL 2 Announced' subject as a Friday joke, drawing mock outrage and insults from those he had fooled. Along the way posters confirmed that Dave Matson had left Papyrus after Charlie Heath, and one doubted a GPL sequel would ever happen.
Automated summary.
"Andrew Turner" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...
> Made you look.
>
> Sorry, it's Friday. I'm feeling goofy. I will refrain from doing this
> again.
>
Asshole, doubled--which is letting you off light for this one.
Jerry Morelock
And I am resisting the urge to hunt you down and pound your testicles
flat with a ball-peen hammer . . .
>:-[
-- JB
In article <[email hidden]>,
Andrew Turner <[email hidden]> wrote:
> Made you look.
>
> Sorry, it's Friday. I'm feeling goofy. I will refrain from doing this
> again.
>
>
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Before you buy.
ouch that's brutal ...
:)
Keep it up
"Kurt Steinbock" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:4S605.2022$[email hidden]...
Quoted text (14 lines)
> Bad, bad Andrew. Go to your room now and drive nothing but Nascar > Revolution until you've learned your lesson. > > Kurt > > > Andrew Turner wrote in message <[email hidden]>... > >Made you look. > > > >Sorry, it's Friday. I'm feeling goofy. I will refrain from doing this > >again. > > > >Oh Cool, Will it use the GPL physics engine......
DOH................
When did Dave Matson leave Papy? I know Charlie Heath left, but Dave too?
Say it ain't so...
-/-WW
"Tom Quick" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:tT705.395$[email hidden]...
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> Actually, > > Since Dave Matson has left Papyrus I seriously doubt this title will ever > become a reality. > > > "Ashley McConnell" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:8hr0tn$opg$[email hidden]... > > You gave me a heart-attack....hope your happy now > > > > Ash > > http://www.race-timing.com > > > > Andrew Turner <[email hidden]> wrote in message > > news:[email hidden]... > > | Made you look. > > | > > | Sorry, it's Friday. I'm feeling goofy. I will refrain from doing this > > | again. > > | > > > > > > > >made me stare, made me lose my underwear! rasp! your a poop face!
tee hee!
Andrew Turner wrote:
> Made you look.
>
> Sorry, it's Friday. I'm feeling goofy. I will refrain from doing this
> again.
AAARRRGHH!!!!
You evil goon!
:-)
Todd Wasson
Twat!
Had me going there!!
keith
AAARRRGHH!!!!
You evil goon!
:-)
Todd Wasson
***!
Had me going there!!
keith
And I am resisting the urge to hunt you down and pound your ***
flat with a ball-peen hammer . . .
-- JB
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Before you buy.
Oh Cool, Will it use the GPL physics engine......
DOH................
When did Dave Matson leave Papy? I know Charlie Heath left, but Dave too?
Say it ain't so...
-/-WW
Quoted text (21 lines)
> Actually, > Since Dave Matson has left Papyrus I seriously doubt this title will ever > become a reality. > > You gave me a heart-attack....hope your happy now > > Ash > > http://www.race-timing.com > > | Made you look. > > | > > | Sorry, it's Friday. I'm feeling goofy. I will refrain from doing this > > | again. > > |Yep.. its so.
Scott
PA-Scott
PowerSims.com
Yep.
Physics engine............
MS
Made you look.
Sorry, it's Friday. I'm feeling goofy. I will refrain from doing this
again.
Well, you announced it now. You understand you're legally bound
to deliver? My attorneys will be in touch with you.
Thank you for sacrificing your life to give us GPL 2.
-Laurens de Jong, The Netherlands.
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Bad, bad Andrew. Go to your room now and drive nothing but Nascar
Revolution until you've learned your lesson.
Kurt
Andrew Turner wrote in message <[email hidden]>...
>Made you look.
>
>Sorry, it's Friday. I'm feeling goofy. I will refrain from doing this
>again.
>
You gave me a heart-attack....hope your happy now
Ash
http://www.race-timing.com
Andrew Turner <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...
| Made you look.
|
| Sorry, it's Friday. I'm feeling goofy. I will refrain from doing this
| again.
|
Actually,
Since Dave Matson has left Papyrus I seriously doubt this title will ever
become a reality.
"Ashley McConnell" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:8hr0tn$opg$[email hidden]...
Quoted text (15 lines)
> You gave me a heart-attack....hope your happy now > > Ash > http://www.race-timing.com > > Andrew Turner <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:[email hidden]... > | Made you look. > | > | Sorry, it's Friday. I'm feeling goofy. I will refrain from doing this > | again. > | > > >I'm sorry, you have been black-flagged. Please Pit for one lap.
This is a silly string, and your comment does not meet the standard level of
silliness required in the All-World Directory of Racing Competition
Ridiculosity Standards, Chapter 4 (General Goof), section 2, paragraph 14,
section 4, subsection 6, sub-sub-section 1.1.2, sub-sub-sub section TK14087,
Rules Regarding Use and Implementation of Silly Replies on Fridays (aka
"Smart-Ass Friday).
While you are pitting, please eat four dry baked potatoes very quickly.
Thank you for your support,
The Microsoft Application User Oppression Research and Implementation Group
(TMAUORIG)
Tom Quick wrote:
Quoted text (22 lines)
> Actually, > > Since Dave Matson has left Papyrus I seriously doubt this title will ever > become a reality. > > "Ashley McConnell" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:8hr0tn$opg$[email hidden]... > > You gave me a heart-attack....hope your happy now > > > > Ash > > http://www.race-timing.com > > > > Andrew Turner <[email hidden]> wrote in message > > news:[email hidden]... > > | Made you look. > > | > > | Sorry, it's Friday. I'm feeling goofy. I will refrain from doing this > > | again. > > | > > > > > >Your're dead meat!!
ed_
The GPLEA
"Andrew Turner" said:
> Made you look.
>
> Sorry, it's Friday. I'm feeling goofy. I will refrain from doing this
> again.
"Andrew Turner" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...
> Made you look.
>
> Sorry, it's Friday. I'm feeling goofy. I will refrain from doing this
> again.
>
Ha, I've seen too many headers similar to this to even make my heart skip a
beat.
Thanks for playing, please try again.
MRSisson
Yep.. its so.
Scott
PA-Scott
PowerSims.com
[email hidden] (Walk Walker) wrote in
<39411c78$[email hidden]>:
>When did Dave Matson leave Papy? I know Charlie Heath left, but Dave
>too? Say it ain't so...
>
>-/-WW
Yep.
Physics engine............
MS
"CFHohsfield" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> Oh Cool, Will it use the GPL physics engine......
>
> DOH................
"CFHohsfield" <[email hidden]> wrote
> Oh Cool, Will it use the GPL physics engine......
No, the old one !
You see, the Sierra suits there obviously made the conclusion that new game
engine = poor sales. They then decided to give green light at Papyrus to do
a title called "Grand Prix Legends - Episode II : The Lotus Strikes Back".
It will model the year 1978. It will feature the good old DOS mode,
Rendition-only 3d acceleration, oh and Aureal A3D sound technology.
POGO.com will recreate their old TEN (Total Entertainment Network) division
for this title, offering near-LAN racing quality with statistics and 1 free
arena so everybody can wreck.
Finally, in a non-surprising decision by those powers-that-be, it will
feature the 10 years old game engine in it's full domination of the racing
market. Flips? Who needs them! the old game engine recreates perfectly the
sensation of canned wheel spins under 30mph. Suspension modeling? It's for
the wuss! Just look at the amazingly fake AI model of Gilles Villeneuve in
his rookie year!
-- actually 78 would be a great year for GPL2 imho!
-- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard>
-- May the Downforce be with you...
-- http://www.WeRace.net
-- People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realise
how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
Cunt!
I sentence you to a month of playing nothing but MegaRace!!!
--
Regards
John Roberts
[email hidden]
Noooooo! Don't even go there! jv.
rik anthrax <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:xAg05.19313$[email hidden]...
> I take it that GPal will be an integral feature...
> >>>>>>>>>
> What is GPal????
> Rik
>
>
I take it that GPal will be an integral feature...
>>>>>>>>>What is GPal????
Rik
"m.seery" wrote:
>
> Yep.
>
> Physics engine............
>
> MS
Soon as we can find the keys, that is. Oh, and pass me the towel. :-)
--
Chuck Kandler
(GPL Handicap of +249.31)
K&S Racing
http://www.fortunecity.com/silverstone/thepits/195
Noooooo! Don't even go there! jv.
ROTFLOL.
I'd better get back on the medication. My warped sense of humour is
upsetting people in here these days <G>
MS
"Uncle Fester" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> "m.seery" wrote: > > > > Yep. > > > > Physics engine............ > > > > MS > > > Soon as we can find the keys, that is. Oh, and pass me the towel. :-) > > -- > Chuck Kandler > (GPL Handicap of +249.31) > K&S Racing > http://www.fortunecity.com/silverstone/thepits/195Ball-peen? Heck, make it a 20 pound sledge and turn his nuts into Testicle
Butter...
--
Kirk Lane
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"The time has come for me to kill this game
Now open wide and say my name"
- "Space Lord", Monster Magnet
Ian P <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> DON'T , please don't even make me think about that sort of punishment <G>
>
> --
> Ian P
> <E-mail address invalid due to spam>
>
>
> <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:8hqtjv$ue7$[email hidden]...
> > And I am resisting the urge to hunt you down and pound your testicles
> > flat with a ball-peen hammer . . .
> >
> > >:-[
>
>
>
On Fri, 09 Jun 2000 23:06:12 +0100, John M Roberts
<[email hidden]> wrote:
>Cunt!
>
>I sentence you to a month of playing nothing but MegaRace!!!
LOL, that must have been one of the worst games ever made!
What a terrible piece of crap that was! Good punishment!
Andre
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> > >-- >Regards >John Roberts > >[email hidden] > >On 9 Jun 2000 21:31:58 GMT,
[email hidden] (David Buttery) wrote:
>I take it that GPal will be an integral feature... please stay out of
>the vicinity of Worcestershire for a while, or I may do something I
>might regret... :-)
And you better stay outside the Netherlands for a while...
Andre
>
>--
>David Buttery - GPLRank No. 227; Handicap 67.48
>"After all, a mere thousand yards - such a harmless little knoll,
>really."
>(Raymond Mays on Shelsley Walsh)


































