"natural site" means a nudist camp, you idiot,
not a rainforest. Some people!
OK, so:
The Drongo formely known as Poopy Face wrote
> >Jacques Villeneuve, the project originator, wanted to come up with an
> >original idea for a single-seater car race as it might take place in
> >2010/2020. This projection allows for developing a worldwide following of
> >Web fans.
Can you say "Jeff Gordon Futuristic Crap Racing"?
> The idea behind the game is to create a new discipline that
> >envisions what a single-seater car race might be like in 2010/2020
Please repeat. "Jeff's FutureCrap (tm)."
> >>The ultimate goal of the championship is to give all motor sport fans who
> >have ever dreamed of driving a race car the chance to compete, and to
> >allow the best players, trained by Jacques Villeneuve, to race against him
> >on a track of their own choice.
Is there a fee for that? Jacques was over the other night helping us move the
fridge so we could clean behind it, and it didn't occur to us to ask.
> >Wanting to share his experience, his passion, and his enthusiasm for
> >"creative sport," Jacques Villeneuve hopes to "design" better tracks using
> >his combined experience from the many races he has run, set up nighttime
> >races, and create races on oval tracks.
Track Designer. Please include a track designer. And why is design in quotes?
>The most famous locations in the world have been chosen to give players
> >the chance to drive in natural sites:
Natural sites? Like the rainforest? And other famous locations, like
Stonehenge, and Paris, and Rodeo Drive. Maybe a really natural site, like a
glacier.
>
> >
> >Jacques Villeneuve also wants to stress the qualities of a racing driver
> >by putting in place fairer rules that will make the virtual championship
> >unique, for example to reward a driver who starts in pole position.
Fairer rules than what? And yes, let's reward a driver on the pole, say, with
$15,000, dinner at Friendly's, and a 20-second head start.
> >
> >Thanks to technology developed by Ubi Soft, the game will have the latest
> >in technical and graphics innovations that very few automobile simulation
> >games have had so far. The plan is to wait until the end of the year 2001
> >for the official release, so the game's the technical level can be adapted
> >to consoles that will be able to navigate on the Net.
Yes, I see. The game is nearly done, but it is so, so advanced, we're just not
ready yet.
>
> >Through its Internet site, Jacques Villeneuve and Ubi Soft will organize
> >an on-line competition in order to elect the first virtual champion
> >driver.
I'm glad they are electing the champion rather than going by, say, points or
something.
>
> >As a historic event, the 20 best drivers in the world will assemble and
> >race "Live" against Jacques Villeneuve on a new virtual track, created
> >specially for this "special" race.
Ok, that's kind of cool I guess.
>
> >
> >Following this important event, the first virtual champion driver title
> >will be awarded.
Wait! I thought the champion was elected! Scoundrels!
Andrew
good coffee!
>
>"natural site" means a nudist camp, you idiot,
>not a rainforest. Some people!
>
are there any nudists in this newgroup?
are there any nudists in this newgroup?
>>
>>"natural site" means a nudist camp, you idiot,
>>not a rainforest. Some people!
>>
>
>are there any nudists in this newgroup?
I'm certain the sim will have a track within a nudist camp,
with the spectators and maybe even the pit crew
completely naked. That must be what "natural site"
means, it's only common sense. Whereas a
rainforest or stonehenge would be ridiculous.
