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Re: GPL Newbie: Thanks for ruining my life!!

21 posts by 15 people · 06 Jul 2000 - 10 Jul 2000

Newcomer hooked on GPL after buying it

nixx, now with a legitimate patched copy and force feedback, described being amazed by GPL and cutting his Watkins Glen times rapidly. Veterans welcomed him with jokes about addiction, 'GPL Anonymous' and the inevitable hardware upgrades.

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don hodgdon 06 Jul 2000#257613
"nixx" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:39651861.1238344@news-server...
Quoted text (16 lines)> Ok, now I have the actual game (instead of the warez version, see the > earlier "confession" post for details). Patch and visit Alison and > off we go. All I can say is....WOW! You folks aren't kidding when > you keep saying how good it is. With the FF (I had only driven > pre-patched GPL) and some of the limited skills I have picked up over > the past year, I found the effect to be electric. Actually FEELING a > car on the edge of adhesion, instead of suddenly spinning out without > warning (F12K) was a near-religious event. > > So now my life is ruined. My kid is bugging me to play Diablo 2, and > even enticing me with TOCA 2. Sorry kid, yer on yer own now. I gotta > race. And race. And race. Oh yeah, and read Four Wheel Drift when I > should be working. > > I don't think this is going to wear off any time soon. Only GP3 can > save me now......
hehehe...it hasn't even started yet. There's the books and the posters and the models....and I won't even start with the computer upgrades<g>. -- don New GPL Programs for the Converted Tracks: http://www.ianparker1.freeserve.co.uk/gpl/index.html
nixx 06 Jul 2000 23:49 UTC#257611
Ok, now I have the actual game (instead of the warez version, see the earlier "confession" post for details). Patch and visit Alison and off we go. All I can say is....WOW! You folks aren't kidding when you keep saying how good it is. With the FF (I had only driven pre-patched GPL) and some of the limited skills I have picked up over the past year, I found the effect to be electric. Actually FEELING a car on the edge of adhesion, instead of suddenly spinning out without warning (F12K) was a near-religious event. So now my life is ruined. My kid is bugging me to play Diablo 2, and even enticing me with TOCA 2. Sorry kid, yer on yer own now. I gotta race. And race. And race. Oh yeah, and read Four Wheel Drift when I should be working. I don't think this is going to wear off any time soon. Only GP3 can save me now......
LOL ;-)) Jan. =--- wsa wrote... > You have been assimilated....resistance is futile....nothing can save > you now...certainly not GP3:) > > cheers > wsa
nixx <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:39651861.1238344@news-server... > So now my life is ruined. My kid is bugging me to play Diablo 2, and > even enticing me with TOCA 2. Sorry kid, yer on yer own now. I gotta > race. And race. And race. Oh yeah, and read Four Wheel Drift when I > should be working. Ha... I read that book about three times through when I was running a series of all-night experiments in our lonely lab. It kept me sane, although once I got so wrapped up in the book, I forgot to check the experiment. Stephen
wsa 07 Jul 2000 10:13 UTC#257415
You have been assimilated....resistance is futile....nothing can save you now...certainly not GP3:) cheers wsa On Thu, 06 Jul 2000 23:49:01 GMT, [email hidden] (nixx) wrote: >I don't think this is going to wear off any time soon. Only GP3 can >save me now......
Ashley McConnell 07 Jul 2000 11:16 UTC#257414
Your life is over.....you got to face that now.....not even GP3 can save you. Your not going to get that four wheel drift feeling from a modern F1 car, no matter how realistic it is. Welcome to GPL anonymous :) Hi, I am Ashley and I race GPL <*Applause from the rest of the GPL support group*> ......It all started when someone suggested VROC.....I thought I could stop anytime.........The sound of them engines........the trail braking.....the sidewaystastic action........I just kept telling myself i could stop anytime..... <*SOB*> The problem is none of us want to stop :) Ash nixx <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:39651861.1238344@news-server...
Quoted text (16 lines)| Ok, now I have the actual game (instead of the warez version, see the | earlier "confession" post for details). Patch and visit Alison and | off we go. All I can say is....WOW! You folks aren't kidding when | you keep saying how good it is. With the FF (I had only driven | pre-patched GPL) and some of the limited skills I have picked up over | the past year, I found the effect to be electric. Actually FEELING a | car on the edge of adhesion, instead of suddenly spinning out without | warning (F12K) was a near-religious event. | | So now my life is ruined. My kid is bugging me to play Diablo 2, and | even enticing me with TOCA 2. Sorry kid, yer on yer own now. I gotta | race. And race. And race. Oh yeah, and read Four Wheel Drift when I | should be working. | | I don't think this is going to wear off any time soon. Only GP3 can | save me now......
idav 07 Jul 2000 20:41 UTC#257299
Welcome to the party pal.!!! A little advice...watch out for the walls....fences....straw bales, dodgy brakes, crap tyres, twitchy steering and the buggers that run you off the road fer a laugh. Oh aye....and be prepared to learn new swear words. "Gnnyyyaaahhhhhhhhhhhggggggaaaaddddbsstttttttaaaaaaard.!!!" is a personal favourite in my house...don't know what it means but I reckon it will get you arrested in Saudi Arabia. Come to think of it...that would be one way to cure your GPLitis addiction. Just don't expect to be able to brush your teeth or play the piano again. Ian. ----------------------------------------------------------- Got questions? Get answers over the phone at Keen.com. Up to 100 minutes free! http://www.keen.com
nixx 07 Jul 2000 21:14 UTC#257304
Ok, now a little update on my hopeless plight. Last night, I jumped into a GP car (a Lotus yet!) just to see what that puppy would do. I was so surprised I almost soiled myself. After crashing into a few bales and doing one really great endo, I found that I could actually drive the thing. From a 2+ minute lap at the Glen, I eventually ran a 1:17.5. I was so freakin proud, I felt like the (illegitimate) son of Jim Clark. I have no idea if this was an ok time for my first time or not, and don't really care. I have never had such a virtual rush as going up the esses hill at (almost) full tilt. So, maybe I have passed the stage where I am supposed to be really frustrated. I figure racing with helps would only make me relearn everything all over again (insert learned GPL wisdoms here). Now is where the addiction really begins, maybe? On Thu, 06 Jul 2000 23:49:01 GMT, [email hidden] (nixx) wrote: >Ok, now I have the actual game (instead of the warez version, see the >earlier "confession" post for details). Patch and visit Alison and >off we go. All I can say is....WOW! You folks aren't kidding when >you keep saying how good it is. BLAH BLAH BLAH
EldredP 08 Jul 2000#257131
In article <[email hidden]>, idav <[email hidden]> writes: >Welcome to the party pal.!!! > >A little advice...watch out for the walls....fences....straw >bales, dodgy brakes, crap tyres, twitchy steering and the >buggers that run you off the road fer a laugh. You're talking about VROC, right? :) Eldred -- Tiger Stadium R.I.P. 1912-1999 Homepage - http://www.umich.edu/~epickett GPL hcp. +70.45 Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you with experience... Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.
EldredP 08 Jul 2000#257212
In article <HPy95.29197$[email hidden]>, "Michael Horton" <[email hidden]> writes: >Naw I think he's talking about Surtees <G> > Surtees - the driving inspration for the 'd00dz' on VROC... :) Eldred -- Tiger Stadium R.I.P. 1912-1999 Homepage - http://www.umich.edu/~epickett GPL hcp. +70.45 Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you with experience... Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.
Andre Warringa 08 Jul 2000 00:29 UTC#257331
On Fri, 07 Jul 2000 21:14:06 GMT, [email hidden] (nixx) wrote:
Quoted text (9 lines)>Ok, now a little update on my hopeless plight. Last night, I jumped >into a GP car (a Lotus yet!) just to see what that puppy would do. I >was so surprised I almost soiled myself. After crashing into a few >bales and doing one really great endo, I found that I could actually >drive the thing. From a 2+ minute lap at the Glen, I eventually ran a >1:17.5. I was so freakin proud, I felt like the (illegitimate) son of >Jim Clark. I have no idea if this was an ok time for my first time or >not, and don't really care. I have never had such a virtual rush as >going up the esses hill at (almost) full tilt.
You're getting closer to the current record, 1:03.something :) I think the average laptime in online racing is 1:05-1:06, so you still have to work a little bit to get faster. It takes lots of time, I think you will break the 1:10 pretty fast if you keep practicing, but after that it gets harder and harder to break your own records. That's when the real frustration settles in :) Andre
Quoted text (13 lines)> >So, maybe I have passed the stage where I am supposed to be really >frustrated. I figure racing with helps would only make me relearn >everything all over again (insert learned GPL wisdoms here). > >Now is where the addiction really begins, maybe? > >On Thu, 06 Jul 2000 23:49:01 GMT, [email hidden] (nixx) wrote: > >>Ok, now I have the actual game (instead of the warez version, see the >>earlier "confession" post for details). Patch and visit Alison and >>off we go. All I can say is....WOW! You folks aren't kidding when >>you keep saying how good it is. BLAH BLAH BLAH
Simon Brown 08 Jul 2000 14:36 UTC#257196
When I first glanced down the list and spotted your message, just for a second, I thought it said - "GPL Newbie: Running for my life!" and I got this mental picture of you running round a field with a bull chasing you, typing in help messages on a lap-top or something. Made me laugh anyway... :)
Jim Allison 08 Jul 2000 21:32 UTC#257076
Ah, that would be yer 12 step program. Step 1: Adjust differential. Step 2: Adjust spings. Step 3: ... The secret to success is you have to *want* to change...your line into Parabolica. Ashley McConnell <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:8k4e67$k0a$[email hidden]...
Quoted text (7 lines)> Your life is over.....you got to face that now.....not even GP3 can save > you. Your not going to get that four wheel drift feeling from a modern F1 > car, no matter how realistic it is. > > Welcome to GPL anonymous :) > > Hi, I am Ashley and I race GPL <*Applause from the rest of the GPL
support > group*> > > ......It all started when someone suggested VROC.....I thought I couldstop
Quoted text (8 lines)> anytime.........The sound of them engines........the trail braking.....the > sidewaystastic action........I just kept telling myself i could stop > anytime..... <*SOB*> > > The problem is none of us want to stop :) > > Ash >
Peter Nilsson 09 Jul 2000 19:56 UTC#256847
On Sat, 08 Jul 2000 13:36:10 GMT, "Simon Brown" <[email hidden]> wrote: >When I first glanced down the list and spotted your message, just for a >second, I thought it said - "GPL Newbie: Running for my life!" and I got >this mental picture of you running round a field with a bull chasing you, >typing in help messages on a lap-top or something. >Made me laugh anyway... :) "Thanks for ruining my wife!!" Picture that! /petern
Simon Brown 10 Jul 2000 01:36 UTC#256813
Sounds like you speak from experience there... :)

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