Re: JESUS CHRIST WENT TO THE CROSS SO YOU CAN GO TO HEAVEN <snip>

<plonk> Jan. =---

<[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this > life has ended? Yep - have my ashes scattered over Eau Rogue. Thanks for asking though!

On Fri, 11 Feb 2005 20:42:19 -0600, Pickaxe wrote:

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><[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:[email hidden]... >> Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this >> life has ended? > > Yep - have my ashes scattered over Eau Rogue. Thanks for asking though! > >

Naaa, we wouldn't do that... would you like to have that famous corner renamed to "Eau grey" because your ashes poisoned that little creek forever? 8-P All the best, uwe -- GPG Fingerprint: 2E 13 20 22 9A 3F 63 7F 67 6F E9 B1 A8 36 A4 61

"Uwe Sch�rkamp" wrote... >> <snip> > > Naaa, we wouldn't do that... would you like to have that > famous corner renamed to "Eau grey" because your ashes > poisoned that little creek forever? 8-P A little ashes would perhaps combat the acidity a little. Jan. =---

Send MONEY not advice Thank you <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...

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> Good News! > > > Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this > life has ended? > > > The good news is that God came from Heaven to earth > in the person of Jesus Christ over 2000 years ago and > died for our past, present and future sins(misdeeds). > He was born in the land of Israel supernaturally to a > virgin Jewish woman named Mary. He lived a sinless life > for thirty-three years and then sacrificed His sinless > blood and died on a cross to pay the death penalty for > our sins. > > > After Jesus died He rose from the dead three days later > as He said He would. The Holy Bible also tells us that > Jesus Christ ascended into Heaven and that all who accept > Him as their Lord and Saviour will live forever with Him > in Heaven where there is no more death, sorrow, sickness > and pain. > > > The Holy Bible very clearly explains how simple it is > to be saved and on your way to Heaven, "For if you > confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe > in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you > WILL BE SAVED." (Romans 10:9) > > > You can be saved right now and on your way to Heaven if > you will open your heart to Jesus and pray the following > prayer: > > > Dear Jesus Christ, I want to be saved so that I can have > a home in Heaven when I die. I agree with You that I am a > sinner. I believe You love me and want to save me. I > believe that You bled and died on the cross to pay the > penalty for my sins. I believe that You rose from the dead. > Please forgive my sins and come into my heart and be my > Lord and Saviour. Thank You Lord Jesus Christ for > forgiving me and saving me through Your merciful grace. > Amen. > > > You are now a Christian if you said the prayer and allowed > God to save you. Welcome to the family of God. > > > If you decide to wait till later you may die before you get > another chance to be saved because none of us knows > exactly when we will die. > > > Have a great day! > Internet Evangelist R.L. Grossi > > > Free Online Bible > http://www.biblegateway.com > > > Free Online Movies > http://www.tbn.org/index.php/8/1.html > > > Animation > http://www.gieson.com/Library/projects/animations/walk/index.html > > > The Passion Of The Christ > http://www.worshipmusic.com/0310263670.html > > > Beware Of Cults > http://www.carm.org/cults/cultlist.htm > > > About Hell > http://www.equip.org/free/DH198.htm > > > Is Jesus God? > http://www.powertochange.com/questions/qna2.html >

In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden] says... > Good News! > > > Do you know how simple it is to go to Heaven after this > life has ended? Maybe Eldred can look him up, he seems to be spending a lot of time there lately......................

> JESUS CHRIST WENT TO THE CROSS SO YOU CAN GO TO HEAVEN Yes, and Noah aqueezed all of Earth's 10 billion species onto a boat!

"Steve Simpson" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... >> JESUS CHRIST WENT TO THE CROSS SO YOU CAN GO TO HEAVEN > > Yes, and Noah aqueezed all of Earth's 10 billion species onto a boat! It was a very large boat.

"JTS" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...

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> > "Steve Simpson" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:[email hidden]... >>> JESUS CHRIST WENT TO THE CROSS SO YOU CAN GO TO HEAVEN >> >> Yes, and Noah aqueezed all of Earth's 10 billion species onto a boat! > > It was a very large boat.

yes I think a Cubit was a lot bigger than the experts would like us to believe ;) cheers steve

On Wed, 9 Mar 2005 06:23:05 -0500, JTS wrote:

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> > "Steve Simpson" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:[email hidden]... >>> JESUS CHRIST WENT TO THE CROSS SO YOU CAN GO TO HEAVEN >> >> Yes, and Noah aqueezed all of Earth's 10 billion species onto a boat! > > It was a very large boat. > >

And the unicorns turned out to be gay... uwe -- GPG Fingerprint: 2E 13 20 22 9A 3F 63 7F 67 6F E9 B1 A8 36 A4 61

But it ain't no GPL... -Larry "JTS" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... >> Yes, and Noah aqueezed all of Earth's 10 billion species onto a boat! > > It was a very large boat.

Uwe Sch�rkamp <[email hidden]> wrote: >And the unicorns turned out to be gay... In fact, gay behaviour has been observed in many animal species, so that's entirely possible. Just watch out where you put that horn! Joe62

On Sat, 12 Mar 2005 03:54:39 GMT, Joe62 wrote:

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> Uwe Schï¿œrkamp <[email hidden]> wrote: > >>And the unicorns turned out to be gay... > > In fact, gay behaviour has been observed in many animal species, so > that's entirely possible. Just watch out where you put that horn! > > Joe62

Finally, a concise explanation why unicorns died out a long time ago ;-) cheers, uwe -- GPG Fingerprint: 2E 13 20 22 9A 3F 63 7F 67 6F E9 B1 A8 36 A4 61