A classic catch22. Come home from the office. Girlfriend out doing some
girly thing (hmmm I hope that doesn't include a tryst with the
milkman...phew! we don't have a milkman). Fire up GPL. Suck. Ok just
need to practice...I (expletive deleted) hate Monaco...just need to
practice...I really (expletive deleted) hate Monaco...calm down just
remember you need to drive the entire track, think about the next
corner...I really, expletive NOT fucking deleted HATE fucking
Monaco...OK settle down dude, you need a drink...(a perhaps too large
scotch is poured and quickly consumed followed by another slightly
smaller "refresh")...OK, back to the track...oh dear, what those public
service announcements say about drinking and driving is starting to
make a heck of a lot of sense...hmmmmm...maybe just a bit of a
refill............................................WOOOHOOOO, I LOOOOVE
MONACO...SMASH...CRASH....SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHHHH...BANG...YEEEEEEE
EEEEHAAAAAAAAA...NOW WE'RE TALKING............
Chris
(who should have laid off the Glenlivet)
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Before you buy.
LOL!! .... Funny thing tho, I actually get some on my best
sim lap times after a few (3 to 6) stiff drinks =o)
Lorne
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> A classic catch22. Come home from the office. Girlfriend out doing some > girly thing (hmmm I hope that doesn't include a tryst with the > milkman...phew! we don't have a milkman). Fire up GPL. Suck. Ok just > need to practice...I (expletive deleted) hate Monaco...just need to > practice...I really (expletive deleted) hate Monaco...calm down just > remember you need to drive the entire track, think about the next > corner...I really, expletive NOT fucking deleted HATE fucking > Monaco...OK settle down dude, you need a drink...(a perhaps too large > scotch is poured and quickly consumed followed by another slightly > smaller "refresh")...OK, back to the track...oh dear, what those public > service announcements say about drinking and driving is starting to > make a heck of a lot of sense...hmmmmm...maybe just a bit of a > refill............................................WOOOHOOOO, I LOOOOVE > MONACO...SMASH...CRASH....SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHHHH...BANG...YEEEEEEE > EEEEHAAAAAAAAA...NOW WE'RE TALKING............ > > Chris > (who should have laid off the Glenlivet) > > > Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ > Before you buy.I have found that most sims I can play after a few drinks but not GPL.
Since I have been practicing for an on-line league my alcohol consumption
has dramatically dropped. This is probarbly not a bad thing though!
Chris
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LOL!! .... Funny thing tho, I actually get some on my best
sim lap times after a few (3 to 6) stiff drinks =o)
Lorne
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> A classic catch22. Come home from the office. Girlfriend out doing some
> girly thing (hmmm I hope that doesn't include a tryst with the
> milkman...phew! we don't have a milkman). Fire up GPL. Suck. Ok just
> need to practice...I (expletive deleted) hate Monaco...just need to
> practice...I really (expletive deleted) hate Monaco...calm down just
> remember you need to drive the entire track, think about the next
> corner...I really, expletive NOT fucking deleted HATE fucking
> Monaco...OK settle down dude, you need a drink...(a perhaps too large
> scotch is poured and quickly consumed followed by another slightly
> smaller "refresh")...OK, back to the track...oh dear, what those public
> service announcements say about drinking and driving is starting to
> make a heck of a lot of sense...hmmmmm...maybe just a bit of a
> refill............................................WOOOHOOOO, I LOOOOVE
> MONACO...SMASH...CRASH....SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHHHH...BANG...YEEEEEEE
> EEEEHAAAAAAAAA...NOW WE'RE TALKING............
>
> Chris
> (who should have laid off the Glenlivet)
>
>
> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> Before you buy.
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I have found that most sims I can play after a few drinks but not GPL.
Since I have been practicing for an on-line league my *** consumption
has dramatically dropped. This is probarbly not a bad thing though!
Chris
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www.citylab.com
LOL!! .... Funny thing tho, I actually get some on my best
sim lap times after a few (3 to 6) stiff drinks =o)
Lorne
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On Sat, 5 Aug 2000 10:57:44 +0200, "Chris Bloom" <[email hidden]>
wrote:
>I have found that most sims I can play after a few drinks but not GPL.
>Since I have been practicing for an on-line league my alcohol consumption
>has dramatically dropped. This is probarbly not a bad thing though!
I actually did quite a nice time at Zandvoort a long time ago with 2
beers in the body, but it generally indeed is a waste of time to go
for records after a sip of alcohol, in my experience.
We might even get the police to let you drive around Monza for a
couple of laps, and take the difference of your time with your PB, and
multiply that by constant C, and that will be your promillage. ;-)
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On Thu, 03 Aug 2000 05:15:32 GMT, [email hidden] wrote:
>A classic catch22. Come home from the office. Girlfriend out doing some
>girly thing (hmmm I hope that doesn't include a tryst with the<snip>
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