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24 posts by 13 people · 11 Sep 2000 22:32 UTC - 18 Sep 2000 14:08 UTC

Empty test post spawns Monty Python jokes

A blank test post led to jokes about testing signatures, then a chain of Monty Python and Schrodinger's cat puns about swallows and coconuts.

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If you don't include a message... how do you know if it works? -You just tested your sig. ;-) Jan. =--- ///M5Brian wrote...
Quoted text (7 lines)> <nothing> > > -- > Brian > Grrrr baby, very grrrrr > >
On Tue, 12 Sep 2000 00:53:04 +0200, "Jan Verschueren" <[email hidden]> wrote: >If you don't include a message... how do you know if it works? -You just >tested your sig. ;-) If he did include a message, then his test failed... Andre
Quoted text (11 lines)>Jan. >=--- >///M5Brian wrote... >> <nothing> >> >> -- >> Brian >> Grrrr baby, very grrrrr >> >> >
if the test fails can he see our replies? Andre Warringa <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
Quoted text (22 lines)> On Tue, 12 Sep 2000 00:53:04 +0200, "Jan Verschueren" > <[email hidden]> wrote: > > >If you don't include a message... how do you know if it works? -You just > >tested your sig. ;-) > > If he did include a message, then his test failed... > > Andre > > >Jan. > >=--- > >///M5Brian wrote... > >> <nothing> > >> > >> -- > >> Brian > >> Grrrr baby, very grrrrr > >> > >> > > >
On Tue, 12 Sep 2000 12:39:47 GMT, Uncle Fester <[email hidden]> wrote: >rik anthrax wrote: >> >> if the test fails can he see our replies? > > >No. Only our sigs. If a test fails in the woods, can anyone not read it? ~daxe
In article <[email hidden]>, Uncle Fester <[email hidden]> writes:
Quoted text (7 lines)>rik anthrax wrote: >> >> if the test fails can he see our replies? > > >No. Only our sigs. >
Cool! 'Stealth' messages...<g> Eldred Stealth Condoms - she'll NEVER see you coming... -- Tiger Stadium R.I.P. 1912-1999 Homepage - http://www.umich.edu/~epickett GPL hcp. +50.77 Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you with experience... Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.
daxe wrote:
Quoted text (12 lines)> > On Tue, 12 Sep 2000 12:39:47 GMT, Uncle Fester <[email hidden]> > wrote: > > >rik anthrax wrote: > >> > >> if the test fails can he see our replies? > > > > > >No. Only our sigs. > > If a test fails in the woods, can anyone not read it?
Well, there could be a Swallow there you know..... Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy http://www.theuspits.com http://www.teammirage.com "Mountain climbing, auto racing and bullfighting are the only true sports...all others are games." --Ernest Hemingway--
<groan> Don't quit the day job Eldred. Unless you can go directly to hosting the Tonight Show. Jan. ;-) =--- EldredP wrote...
Quoted text (11 lines)> Cool! 'Stealth' messages...<g> > > Eldred > Stealth Condoms - she'll NEVER see you coming... > > -- > Tiger Stadium R.I.P. 1912-1999 > Homepage - http://www.umich.edu/~epickett > GPL hcp. +50.77 > > Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats
you > with experience... > Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.
I just wanted to check the properties of the post so i can look at the RR server path -- Brian Grrrr baby, very grrrrr "///M5Brian" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:M3dv5.63866$[email hidden]... > > > -- > Brian > Grrrr baby, very grrrrr > >
On Tue, 12 Sep 2000 23:50:52 +0200, Goy Larsen <[email hidden]> wrote:
Quoted text (17 lines)> > >daxe wrote: >> >> On Tue, 12 Sep 2000 12:39:47 GMT, Uncle Fester <[email hidden]> >> wrote: >> >> >rik anthrax wrote: >> >> >> >> if the test fails can he see our replies? >> > >> > >> >No. Only our sigs. >> >> If a test fails in the woods, can anyone not read it? > >Well, there could be a Swallow there you know.....
What kind of a Swallow...? ~daxe
Goy Larsen wrote:
Quoted text (7 lines)> > daxe wrote: > > > > What kind of a Swallow...? > > Either African or European...... >
Still, if it's a Schroedinger Swallow... -Gregor
Gregor Veble wrote:
Quoted text (11 lines)> > Goy Larsen wrote: > > > > daxe wrote: > > > > > > What kind of a Swallow...? > > > > Either African or European...... > > > > Still, if it's a Schroedinger Swallow...
I though Schroedinger was into cats ...? Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy "Team Mirage" http://www.teammirage.com/ "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ * Spam is for losers who can't get business any other way * "Spamkiller" http://www.spamkiller.com
Goy Larsen wrote:
Quoted text (16 lines)> > Gregor Veble wrote: > > > > Goy Larsen wrote: > > > > > > daxe wrote: > > > > > > > > What kind of a Swallow...? > > > > > > Either African or European...... > > > > > > > Still, if it's a Schroedinger Swallow... > > I though Schroedinger was into cats ...? >
You don't know it's a cat until you look at it... -Gregor
Gregor Veble wrote:
Quoted text (20 lines)> > Goy Larsen wrote: > > > > Gregor Veble wrote: > > > > > > Goy Larsen wrote: > > > > > > > > daxe wrote: > > > > > > > > > > What kind of a Swallow...? > > > > > > > > Either African or European...... > > > > > > > > > > Still, if it's a Schroedinger Swallow... > > > > I though Schroedinger was into cats ...? > > > > You don't know it's a cat until you look at it...
Ok then, what's (air)speed of an unladen cat....? Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy "Team Mirage" http://www.teammirage.com/ "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ * Spam is for losers who can't get business any other way * "Spamkiller" http://www.spamkiller.com
Goy Larsen wrote:
Quoted text (25 lines)> > Gregor Veble wrote: > > > > Goy Larsen wrote: > > > > > > Gregor Veble wrote: > > > > > > > > Goy Larsen wrote: > > > > > > > > > > daxe wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > What kind of a Swallow...? > > > > > > > > > > Either African or European...... > > > > > > > > > > > > > Still, if it's a Schroedinger Swallow... > > > > > > I though Schroedinger was into cats ...? > > > > > > > You don't know it's a cat until you look at it... > > Ok then, what's (air)speed of an unladen cat....? >
If I tell you the exact speed you won't know where the cat is... -Gregor
Gregor Veble wrote:
Quoted text (29 lines)> > Goy Larsen wrote: > > > > Gregor Veble wrote: > > > > > > Goy Larsen wrote: > > > > > > > > Gregor Veble wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Goy Larsen wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > daxe wrote: > > > > > > > > > > ? ? ? ? What kind of a Swallow...? > ? ? ? ? ? > ? ? ? ? ? Either African or European...... > ? ? ? ? ? > ? ? ? ? > ? ? ? ? Still, if it's a Schroedinger Swallow... > ? ? ? > ? ? ? I though Schroedinger was into cats ...? > ? ? ? > ? ? > ? ? You don't know it's a cat until you look at it... > ? > ? Ok then, what's (air)speed of an unladen cat....? > ? > > If I tell you the exact speed you won't know where the cat is...
Ok, but I still say that a Swallow couldn't have carried those coconuts from Africa.... Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy "Team Mirage" http://www.teammirage.com/ "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ * Spam is for losers who can't get business any other way * "Spamkiller" http://www.spamkiller.com
Goy Larsen wrote:
Quoted text (34 lines)> > Gregor Veble wrote: > > > > Goy Larsen wrote: > > > > > > Gregor Veble wrote: > > > > > > > > Goy Larsen wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Gregor Veble wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > Goy Larsen wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > daxe wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > ? ? ? ? What kind of a Swallow...? > > ? ? ? ? ? > > ? ? ? ? ? Either African or European...... > > ? ? ? ? ? > > ? ? ? ? > > ? ? ? ? Still, if it's a Schroedinger Swallow... > > ? ? ? > > ? ? ? I though Schroedinger was into cats ...? > > ? ? ? > > ? ? > > ? ? You don't know it's a cat until you look at it... > > ? > > ? Ok then, what's (air)speed of an unladen cat....? > > ? > > > > If I tell you the exact speed you won't know where the cat is... > > Ok, but I still say that a Swallow couldn't have carried those coconuts > from Africa....
I really hope, no cat was hurt while producing that thread... -- l8er ronny Your mouse has moved. Windows must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now? |\ _,,,---,,_ I want to die like my Grandfather, ZZZzz /,`.-'`' -. ;-;;,_ in his sleep. |,4- ) )-,_. ,\ ( `'-' Not like the people in his car, '---''(_/--' `-'\_) screaming their heads off!
Ronald Stoehr wrote:
Quoted text (38 lines)> > Goy Larsen wrote: > > > > Gregor Veble wrote: > > > > > > Goy Larsen wrote: > > > > > > > > Gregor Veble wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Goy Larsen wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > Gregor Veble wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Goy Larsen wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > daxe wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ? ? ? ? What kind of a Swallow...? > > > ? ? ? ? ? > > > ? ? ? ? ? Either African or European...... > > > ? ? ? ? ? > > > ? ? ? ? > > > ? ? ? ? Still, if it's a Schroedinger Swallow... > > > ? ? ? > > > ? ? ? I though Schroedinger was into cats ...? > > > ? ? ? > > > ? ? > > > ? ? You don't know it's a cat until you look at it... > > > ? > > > ? Ok then, what's (air)speed of an unladen cat....? > > > ? > > > > > > If I tell you the exact speed you won't know where the cat is... > > > > Ok, but I still say that a Swallow couldn't have carried those coconuts > > from Africa.... > > I really hope, no cat was hurt while producing that thread...
Nope, we even tried to contact said Schroedinger just to check, he didn't get back to us, but we really don't think so, but I wonder how Schroedinger keeps his cats from hurting his Swallows..... Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy "Team Mirage" http://www.teammirage.com/ "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ * Spam is for losers who can't get business any other way * "Spamkiller" http://www.spamkiller.com
moooooo? "Ronald Stoehr" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
Quoted text (48 lines)> Goy Larsen wrote: > > > > Gregor Veble wrote: > > > > > > Goy Larsen wrote: > > > > > > > > Gregor Veble wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Goy Larsen wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > Gregor Veble wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Goy Larsen wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > daxe wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ? ? ? ? What kind of a Swallow...? > > > ? ? ? ? ? > > > ? ? ? ? ? Either African or European...... > > > ? ? ? ? ? > > > ? ? ? ? > > > ? ? ? ? Still, if it's a Schroedinger Swallow... > > > ? ? ? > > > ? ? ? I though Schroedinger was into cats ...? > > > ? ? ? > > > ? ? > > > ? ? You don't know it's a cat until you look at it... > > > ? > > > ? Ok then, what's (air)speed of an unladen cat....? > > > ? > > > > > > If I tell you the exact speed you won't know where the cat is... > > > > Ok, but I still say that a Swallow couldn't have carried those coconuts > > from Africa.... > > I really hope, no cat was hurt while producing that thread... > > -- > l8er > ronny > > Your mouse has moved. Windows must be restarted for the change > to take effect. Reboot now? > |\ _,,,---,,_ I want to die like my Grandfather, > ZZZzz /,`.-'`' -. ;-;;,_ in his sleep. > |,4- ) )-,_. ,\ ( `'-' Not like the people in his car, > '---''(_/--' `-'\_) screaming their heads off!
Goy Larsen wrote: > > Ronald Stoehr wrote: > >snip > > > > I really hope, no cat was hurt while producing that thread... > > Nope, we even tried to contact said Schroedinger just to check, he > didn't get back to us, but we really don't think so, but I wonder how > Schroedinger keeps his cats from hurting his Swallows..... Now I have to ask: who the fuck is Ali...eh, Schroedinger? -- l8er ronny Your mouse has moved. Windows must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now? |\ _,,,---,,_ I want to die like my Grandfather, ZZZzz /,`.-'`' -. ;-;;,_ in his sleep. |,4- ) )-,_. ,\ ( `'-' Not like the people in his car, '---''(_/--' `-'\_) screaming their heads off!
A moose once bit my sister . . . SLG Goy Larsen <[email hidden]> wrote:
Quoted text (55 lines)> > >Ronald Stoehr wrote: >> >> Goy Larsen wrote: >> > >> > Gregor Veble wrote: >> > > >> > > Goy Larsen wrote: >> > > > >> > > > Gregor Veble wrote: >> > > > > >> > > > > Goy Larsen wrote: >> > > > > > >> > > > > > Gregor Veble wrote: >> > > > > > > >> > > > > > > Goy Larsen wrote: >> > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > daxe wrote: >> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > ? ? ? ? What kind of a Swallow...? >> > > ? ? ? ? ? >> > > ? ? ? ? ? Either African or European...... >> > > ? ? ? ? ? >> > > ? ? ? ? >> > > ? ? ? ? Still, if it's a Schroedinger Swallow... >> > > ? ? ? >> > > ? ? ? I though Schroedinger was into cats ...? >> > > ? ? ? >> > > ? ? >> > > ? ? You don't know it's a cat until you look at it... >> > > ? >> > > ? Ok then, what's (air)speed of an unladen cat....? >> > > ? >> > > >> > > If I tell you the exact speed you won't know where the cat is... >> > >> > Ok, but I still say that a Swallow couldn't have carried those coconuts >> > from Africa.... >> >> I really hope, no cat was hurt while producing that thread... > >Nope, we even tried to contact said Schroedinger just to check, he >didn't get back to us, but we really don't think so, but I wonder how >Schroedinger keeps his cats from hurting his Swallows..... > > >Beers and cheers >(uncle) Goy > >"Team Mirage" http://www.teammirage.com/ >"The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ > >* Spam is for losers who can't get business any other way * >"Spamkiller" http://www.spamkiller.com
(All spelling errors are intentional and are there to show new and improved ways of spelling old words. Grammatical errors are due to too many English classes/teachers)
[email hidden] (Steve Garrotto) writes: > A moose once bit my sister . . . Because after 9 succesful answers under the text quoted you put your text on top and I had to scroll down a lot to find the context ?
Quoted text (64 lines)> Goy Larsen <[email hidden]> wrote: > > > > > > >Ronald Stoehr wrote: > >> > >> Goy Larsen wrote: > >> > > >> > Gregor Veble wrote: > >> > > > >> > > Goy Larsen wrote: > >> > > > > >> > > > Gregor Veble wrote: > >> > > > > > >> > > > > Goy Larsen wrote: > >> > > > > > > >> > > > > > Gregor Veble wrote: > >> > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > Goy Larsen wrote: > >> > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > daxe wrote: > >> > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > ? ? ? ? What kind of a Swallow...? > >> > > ? ? ? ? ? > >> > > ? ? ? ? ? Either African or European...... > >> > > ? ? ? ? ? > >> > > ? ? ? ? > >> > > ? ? ? ? Still, if it's a Schroedinger Swallow... > >> > > ? ? ? > >> > > ? ? ? I though Schroedinger was into cats ...? > >> > > ? ? ? > >> > > ? ? > >> > > ? ? You don't know it's a cat until you look at it... > >> > > ? > >> > > ? Ok then, what's (air)speed of an unladen cat....? > >> > > ? > >> > > > >> > > If I tell you the exact speed you won't know where the cat is... > >> > > >> > Ok, but I still say that a Swallow couldn't have carried those coconuts > >> > from Africa.... > >> > >> I really hope, no cat was hurt while producing that thread... > > > >Nope, we even tried to contact said Schroedinger just to check, he > >didn't get back to us, but we really don't think so, but I wonder how > >Schroedinger keeps his cats from hurting his Swallows..... > > > > > >Beers and cheers > >(uncle) Goy > > > >"Team Mirage" http://www.teammirage.com/ > >"The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ > > > >* Spam is for losers who can't get business any other way * > >"Spamkiller" http://www.spamkiller.com > > > (All spelling errors are intentional and are there to show new > and improved ways of spelling old words. Grammatical errors are > due to too many English classes/teachers) > >
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