Bad things to say on RAS

no.77453: "IMHO, this is fact, dont even bother to post back if you disagree..." :o)

Maybe he's been reading "How to be annoying on Usenet" at http://mraopcr.ra.phy.cam.ac.uk/cgi-bin/printfile?name=newsgroups.txt , which everyone should check out btw, it's very funny. "Rob Swindells" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > no.77453: "IMHO, this is fact, dont even bother to post back if you > disagree..." > > :o) >

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>LOL! It was hilarious! > >And the best part at the bottom of the page: >Hit the "Back" button on your browser to get back, or if you can't find it >[Click this] > >LOLLOL! > >---Asgeir--- > >Simon Brown wrote: > >> Maybe he's been reading "How to be annoying on Usenet" at >> http://mraopcr.ra.phy.cam.ac.uk/cgi-bin/printfile?name=newsgroups.txt , >> which everyone should check out btw, it's very funny. >> >> "Rob Swindells" <[email hidden]> wrote in message >> news:[email hidden]... >> > no.77453: "IMHO, this is fact, dont even bother to post back if you >> > disagree..."

"49. Include Rush lyrics or Rush quotes in all your posts." Heyy...! What's wrong with Rush...? Eldred "Put your message in a modem, and throw it into the cyber-sea." N. Peart <g> -- Tiger Stadium R.I.P. 1912-1999 Homepage - http://www.umich.edu/~epickett GPL hcp. +49.67 Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you with experience... Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.

LOL! It was hilarious! And the best part at the bottom of the page: Hit the "Back" button on your browser to get back, or if you can't find it [Click this] LOLLOL! ---Asgeir--- Simon Brown wrote:

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> Maybe he's been reading "How to be annoying on Usenet" at > http://mraopcr.ra.phy.cam.ac.uk/cgi-bin/printfile?name=newsgroups.txt , > which everyone should check out btw, it's very funny. > > "Rob Swindells" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:[email hidden]... > > no.77453: "IMHO, this is fact, dont even bother to post back if you > > disagree..." > > > > :o) > >

On 27 Sep 2000 20:59:14 GMT, [email hidden] (EldredP) wrote: >"49. Include Rush lyrics or Rush quotes in all your posts." > >Heyy...! What's wrong with Rush...? > >Eldred >"Put your message in a modem, and throw it into the cyber-sea." N. Peart Well.... that says enough doesn't it? :) Andre

I'm glad someone read them anyway, it's a great site :) It's called the Naich Humour Archive and there's tons more material on the other pages. My personal favourites on 'how to be annoying on Usenet' are- 6. Post a compendium of old articles from a thread that died months ago with a title such as "*** HAS JOE SMITH FORGOTTEN HIS LIES? ***" <absolute classic> 23. Correct every spelling mistake you encounter, but misspell the word "imbecile" in your followup flames. 32. Post your trig homework to sci.math and ask the readers to e-mail you the answers, since you "don't read the group". 35. Maintain a high-level of constructive decorum by addressing someone with whom you disagree as "monkey boy". :) Hilarious... "Andre Warringa" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...

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> On 27 Sep 2000 20:59:14 GMT, [email hidden] (EldredP) wrote: > > >"49. Include Rush lyrics or Rush quotes in all your posts." > > > >Heyy...! What's wrong with Rush...? > > > >Eldred > >"Put your message in a modem, and throw it into the cyber-sea." N. Peart > > Well.... that says enough doesn't it? :) > > Andre > >

"Simon Brown" <[email hidden]> wrote > 6. Post a compendium of old articles from a thread that died months ago > with a title such as "*** HAS JOE SMITH FORGOTTEN HIS LIES? ***" > > <absolute classic> Hehe you too? That one simply made my day. You can't achieve a better troll status then by doing this ;)

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> 23. Correct every spelling mistake you encounter, but misspell the word > "imbecile" in your followup flames. > > 32. Post your trig homework to sci.math and ask the readers to e-mail you > the answers, since you "don't read the group". > > 35. Maintain a high-level of constructive decorum by addressing someone > with whom you disagree as "monkey boy".

Ah heeeeheee... it's just too funny ;) There's plenty of other lists on that site FYI! -- -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> -- May the Downforce be with you... -- http://www.WeRace.net -- People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realise how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

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> > > 6. Post a compendium of old articles from a thread that died months ago > > with a title such as "*** HAS JOE SMITH FORGOTTEN HIS LIES? ***" > > > > <absolute classic> > > > Hehe you too? That one simply made my day. You can't achieve a better

troll > status then by doing this ;) > >-- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> This still makes me laugh after the hundredth read :) Yeah, it's a great site, i've been through a lot of it. The computery section is very good, some of my favourites are- 9.Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)" 12.BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding. 3.Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. 15.File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) Also the warning labels found on real products (http://mraopcr.ra.phy.cam.ac.uk/cgi-bin/printfile?name=warninglabels.txt), of which some of the best are- Real warning labels on products ------------------------------- On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. <hehe> On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. <for the very stupid :) >