Here's a REALLY big spoon......
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Now EAT MY ASS!
Re: Good morning or good evening depending upon your location. I want to ask you the most important question of your life. Your joy or sorrow for all eternity depends upon your answer. The question is: Are you saved? It is not a question of how good you are, nor if you are a church member, but are you saved? Are you sure you will go to Heaven when you die? GOOGLE·NEWSGROUP·POST·146
6 posts by 6 people · 22 Apr 2005 00:13 UTC - 22 Apr 2005 21:38 UTC
On 21 Apr 2005 12:36:11 -0700, [email hidden] wrote:
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hey god boy..if you want to believe in the magical man with the
magical powers...cool
but this aint the place for it
try posting in alt.fantasy or alt.imasorrydumbassbeliever
or alt.flushitquick
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>The reason some people don't know for sure >if they are going to Heaven when they die >is because they just don't know. > >The good news is that you can know for >sure that you are going to Heaven which is >described in the Holy Bible as a beautiful >place with no death, sorrow, sickness or >pain. > >God tells us in the Holy Bible how simple >it is to be saved so that we can live >forever with Him in Heaven. > >"For if you confess with your mouth Jesus >is Lord and believe in your heart that God >raised Him from the dead, you >WILL BE SAVED." (Romans 10:9) > >Over 2000 years ago God came from Heaven >to earth in the person of Jesus Christ to >shed His blood and die on a cross to pay >our sin debt in full. > >Jesus Christ was born in Israel >supernaturally to a virgin Jewish woman >named Mary and lived a sinless life for >thirty-three years. > >At the age of thirty-three Jesus was >scourged and had a crown of thorns pressed >onto His head then Jesus was crucified. > >Three days after Jesus died on a cross and >was placed in a grave Jesus rose from the >dead as Jesus said would happen before >Jesus died. > >If someone tells you that they are going >to die and in three days come back to life >again and it happens then this person must >be the real deal. > >Jesus Christ is the only person that ever >lived a perfect sinless life. > >This is why Jesus is able to cover our >sins(misdeeds) with His own blood because >Jesus is sinless. > >The Holy Bible says, "In Him(Jesus) we >have redemption through His blood, the >forgiveness of sins..." (Ephesians 1:7) > >If you would like God to forgive you of >your past, present and future sins just >ask Jesus Christ to be your Lord and >Saviour. > >It doesn't matter how old you are or how >many bad things that you have done in >your life including lying and stealing >all the way up to murder. > >Just pray the prayer below with your >mouth and mean it from your heart and >God will hear you and save you. > >Dear Jesus Christ, I want to be saved so >that I can have a home in Heaven with You >when I die. I agree with You that I am a >sinner. I believe that You love me and want >to save me. I believe that You bled and >died on the cross to pay the penalty for my >sins and that You rose from the dead. >Please forgive my sins and come into my >heart and be my Lord and Saviour. Thanks >Lord Jesus Christ for forgiving me and >saving me through Your merciful grace. >Amen. > >Welcome to the family of God if you just >allowed God to save you. Now you are a real >Christian and you can know for sure that >you will live in Heaven forever when this >life comes to an end. > >As a child of God we are to avoid >sin(wrongdoing), but if you do sin the >Holy Bible says, "My dear children, I >write this to you so that you will not sin. >But if anybody does sin, we have one who >speaks to the Father in our defense Jesus >Christ, the Righteous One." > >Those of you that have not yet decided to >place your trust in the Lord Jesus Christ >may never get another chance to do so >because you do not know when you will die. > >Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth and >the life: no one can come to the >Father(God)(in Heaven), but by me." >(John 14:6) > >This means that if you die without >trusting in Jesus Christ as your Lord and >Saviour you will be forever separated from >the love of God in a place called Hell. > >The Holy Bible descibes Hell as a place of >eternal torment, suffering, pain and agony >for all those who have rejected Jesus Christ. > >The good news is that you can avoid Hell by >allowing Jesus Christ to save you today. >Only then will you have true peace in your >life knowing that no matter what happens you >are on your way to Heaven. > > >Praise the Lord! >Servant of the Lord Jesus Christ >Ronald L. Grossi > >*Show this to your family and friends so >they can know that they have a choice >where they will spend eternity. Thanks! > >____________________________________________________ > > > >Got Questions? >http://www.gotquestions.org/archive.html > >Other Languages >http://www.godssimpleplan.org/gsps.html > >Free Movie: To Hell and Back >http://www.tbn.org/index.php/8/1.html > >Animation >http://www.gieson.com/Library/projects/animations/walk/index.html > >The Passion Of The Christ >http://www.thepassionofthechrist.com > >Beware Of Cults >http://www.carm.org/cults/cultlist.htm > >About Hell >http://www.equip.org/free/DH198.htm > >Is Jesus God? >http://www.powertochange.com/questions/qna2.html > >Free Online Bible >http://www.biblegateway.com > > >____________________________________________________Even if I think the Holy Ghost is fucked up the nose with rifle cleaning
equipment? Cool!
Even if I think the Holy Ghost is ***ed up the nose with rifle cleaning
equipment? Cool!
I for one would enjoy assisting you get closer to heaven you lame prick
have a day
S
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> > The reason some people don't know for sure > if they are going to Heaven when they die > is because they just don't know. > > The good news is that you can know for > sure that you are going to Heaven which is > described in the Holy Bible as a beautiful > place with no death, sorrow, sickness or > pain. > > God tells us in the Holy Bible how simple > it is to be saved so that we can live > forever with Him in Heaven. > > "For if you confess with your mouth Jesus > is Lord and believe in your heart that God > raised Him from the dead, you > WILL BE SAVED." (Romans 10:9) > > Over 2000 years ago God came from Heaven > to earth in the person of Jesus Christ to > shed His blood and die on a cross to pay > our sin debt in full. > > Jesus Christ was born in Israel > supernaturally to a virgin Jewish woman > named Mary and lived a sinless life for > thirty-three years. > > At the age of thirty-three Jesus was > scourged and had a crown of thorns pressed > onto His head then Jesus was crucified. > > Three days after Jesus died on a cross and > was placed in a grave Jesus rose from the > dead as Jesus said would happen before > Jesus died. > > If someone tells you that they are going > to die and in three days come back to life > again and it happens then this person must > be the real deal. > > Jesus Christ is the only person that ever > lived a perfect sinless life. > > This is why Jesus is able to cover our > sins(misdeeds) with His own blood because > Jesus is sinless. > > The Holy Bible says, "In Him(Jesus) we > have redemption through His blood, the > forgiveness of sins..." (Ephesians 1:7) > > If you would like God to forgive you of > your past, present and future sins just > ask Jesus Christ to be your Lord and > Saviour. > > It doesn't matter how old you are or how > many bad things that you have done in > your life including lying and stealing > all the way up to murder. > > Just pray the prayer below with your > mouth and mean it from your heart and > God will hear you and save you. > > Dear Jesus Christ, I want to be saved so > that I can have a home in Heaven with You > when I die. I agree with You that I am a > sinner. I believe that You love me and want > to save me. I believe that You bled and > died on the cross to pay the penalty for my > sins and that You rose from the dead. > Please forgive my sins and come into my > heart and be my Lord and Saviour. Thanks > Lord Jesus Christ for forgiving me and > saving me through Your merciful grace. > Amen. > > Welcome to the family of God if you just > allowed God to save you. Now you are a real > Christian and you can know for sure that > you will live in Heaven forever when this > life comes to an end. > > As a child of God we are to avoid > sin(wrongdoing), but if you do sin the > Holy Bible says, "My dear children, I > write this to you so that you will not sin. > But if anybody does sin, we have one who > speaks to the Father in our defense Jesus > Christ, the Righteous One." > > Those of you that have not yet decided to > place your trust in the Lord Jesus Christ > may never get another chance to do so > because you do not know when you will die. > > Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth and > the life: no one can come to the > Father(God)(in Heaven), but by me." > (John 14:6) > > This means that if you die without > trusting in Jesus Christ as your Lord and > Saviour you will be forever separated from > the love of God in a place called Hell. > > The Holy Bible descibes Hell as a place of > eternal torment, suffering, pain and agony > for all those who have rejected Jesus Christ. > > The good news is that you can avoid Hell by > allowing Jesus Christ to save you today. > Only then will you have true peace in your > life knowing that no matter what happens you > are on your way to Heaven. > > > Praise the Lord! > Servant of the Lord Jesus Christ > Ronald L. Grossi > > *Show this to your family and friends so > they can know that they have a choice > where they will spend eternity. Thanks! > > ____________________________________________________ > > > > Got Questions? > http://www.gotquestions.org/archive.html > > Other Languages > http://www.godssimpleplan.org/gsps.html > > Free Movie: To Hell and Back > http://www.tbn.org/index.php/8/1.html > > Animation > http://www.gieson.com/Library/projects/animations/walk/index.html > > The Passion Of The Christ > http://www.thepassionofthechrist.com > > Beware Of Cults > http://www.carm.org/cults/cultlist.htm > > About Hell > http://www.equip.org/free/DH198.htm > > Is Jesus God? > http://www.powertochange.com/questions/qna2.html > > Free Online Bible > http://www.biblegateway.com > > > ____________________________________________________ >
mindesign popped their head over the parapet saw what was going on and
said
> <[email hidden]> wrote in message
> news:[email hidden]...
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> I for one would enjoy assisting you get closer to heaven you lame
> prick
Why do people have to include Ron's post in its entirety?
I would have missed his post (due to my ISPs blocking
of it) if it hadn't been kindly reposted by mindesign.
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yours S
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione
