Totally - completely off topic....but

Manchester Utd 0, zero, zip, nada, zilch, nil, sweet fuck all......... West Ham Utd ONE.!!!! OMG. Thing I'm having an oggyazm and the missus is out at her mam's and and...I'm running round the room with my hands in the air...wahoo.!! OMG. Up yers Beckham.!! And yah know the funniest thing.? The goal was off-side.!! Oh jeez...gotta sit down afor I turn to jelly. Ian. Er...GPL...wow...hard. BUT you know what...don't give a hoot.!! "I'm fer ever blowing bubbles...pretty bubbles in the air...."

Before saying this I have to say I'm a Liverpool fan so this isn't an excuse for the Mac's but.... 'twas only the F.A. Cup... Teams like West Ham want it back and fight like hell, teams like Man U couldn't give a toss about the F.A. Cup, it just means extra matches, so they throw it away... It's a shame knowing the winner of a title race before the season even begins, luckily we don't have that in motorsport <g>. idav <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:951vau$s9r$[email hidden]...

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> Manchester Utd 0, zero, zip, nada, zilch, nil, sweet fuck all......... > > West Ham Utd ONE.!!!! > > OMG. > > Thing I'm having an oggyazm and the missus is out at her mam's and

and...I'm

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> running round the room with my hands in the air...wahoo.!! > > OMG. > > Up yers Beckham.!! > > And yah know the funniest thing.? > > The goal was off-side.!! > > Oh jeez...gotta sit down afor I turn to jelly. > > Ian. > Er...GPL...wow...hard. > BUT you know what...don't give a hoot.!! > > "I'm fer ever blowing bubbles...pretty bubbles in the air...." > >

idav wrote: > > Manchester Utd 0, zero, zip, nada, zilch, nil, sweet fuck all......... > > West Ham Utd ONE.!!!! > > OMG. I hate baseball.... ;^P -- l8er ronny Your mouse has moved. Windows must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now? |\ _,,,---,,_ I want to die like my Grandfather, ZZZzz /,`.-'`' -. ;-;;,_ in his sleep. |,4- ) )-,_. ,\ ( `'-' Not like the people in his car, '---''(_/--' `-'\_) screaming their heads off!

The goal wasn't off-side. There were two blatant penalties turned down for United though. Can anyone figure out what Barthez was doing on the goal? "idav" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:951vau$s9r$[email hidden]... > Manchester Utd 0, zero, zip, nada, zilch, nil, sweet fuck all......... > > West Ham Utd ONE.!!!! > > OMG. Thing I'm having an oggyazm and the missus is out at her mam's and and...I'm

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> running round the room with my hands in the air...wahoo.!! > OMG. > Up yers Beckham.!! > And yah know the funniest thing.? > The goal was off-side.!! > Oh jeez...gotta sit down afor I turn to jelly. > > Ian.

just wanted you to know, i stole this post and put it up in a group i'm in from the uk... just to see what they make of it (they know i don't know doink about socc... erm., -- football.) thanks : ) idav wrote:

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> Manchester Utd 0, zero, zip, nada, zilch, nil, sweet fuck all......... > > West Ham Utd ONE.!!!! > > OMG. > > Thing I'm having an oggyazm and the missus is out at her mam's and and...I'm > running round the room with my hands in the air...wahoo.!! > > OMG. > > Up yers Beckham.!! > > And yah know the funniest thing.? > > The goal was off-side.!! > > Oh jeez...gotta sit down afor I turn to jelly. > > Ian. > Er...GPL...wow...hard. > BUT you know what...don't give a hoot.!! > > "I'm fer ever blowing bubbles...pretty bubbles in the air...."

On Sun, 28 Jan 2001 20:24:24 -0000, "idav" <[email hidden]> wrote: <SNIP> oh..soccer.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ~daxe

idav <[email hidden]> wrote on 28 Jan 2001: >Manchester Utd 0<snip> >West Ham Utd ONE.!!!!<snip> Isn't it nice to see the decisions go against Man U for a change? OMG. > >Thing I'm having an oggyazm A what? <snip> >And yah know the funniest thing.? > >The goal was off-side.!! Nope - the player on the far side was offside, but wasn't interfering with play, so the goal award was correct. -- David. (GPLRank handicap: -5.92) The GPL Scrapyard - http://scrapyard.netcabins.com "After all, a mere thousand yards - such a harmless little knoll, really" - Raymond Mays on Shelsley Walsh.

>oh..soccer.... >zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz No, football :-) -- Cheers! Graeme Nash Webmaster - http://www.bromley-fc.co.uk

No.... futbol <G> "Graeme Nash" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:8JOhgDAuMYd6Ew$[email hidden]...

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> > >oh..soccer.... > >zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz > > No, football :-) > > -- > Cheers! > Graeme Nash > > Webmaster - http://www.bromley-fc.co.uk >

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> On Sun, 28 Jan 2001 20:24:24 -0000, "idav" <[email hidden]> > wrote: > > <SNIP> > > oh..soccer.... > > zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz > > ~daxe

Its not called "Soccer". We (the English) invented it and its called "Football"!!! Only the bloody yanks call it soccer.... 8-) *Peter* - http://www.cix.co.uk/~peterpc/home.html

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> > Its not called "Soccer". > > We (the English) invented it and its called "Football"!!! > > Only the bloody yanks call it soccer.... > > 8-) > > *Peter* - http://www.cix.co.uk/~peterpc/home.html

Us only moderately less bloody Canucks also tend to call it soccer too! How come you guys call football the same as some obscure English school? (vbg) Dave_Erb ( who wonders if we should call soccer Harvard)

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> > <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:956s7f$ba6$[email hidden]... > > > > Its not called "Soccer". > > > > We (the English) invented it and its called "Football"!!! > > > > Only the bloody yanks call it soccer.... > > > > 8-) > > > > *Peter* - http://www.cix.co.uk/~peterpc/home.html > > Us only moderately less bloody Canucks also tend to call it soccer too!

How > come you guys call football the same as some obscure English school?(vbg) Haven't you heard - *all* sports were invented in one English public school or another!

<snip>> > Haven't you heard - *all* sports were invented in one English publicschool > or another! >Except golf...Trust the Bloody Scots to come up with *that* one! -- -Ace- (GPLRank -22.34) **remove BRAIN before replying**

On 30 Jan 2001 17:04:47 GMT, [email hidden] wrote: >Its not called "Soccer". It is if you're me. >We (the English) invented it and its called "Football"!!! You can keep it. It's less exciting than watching paint dry. Even quick drying paint in an attractive color. >Only the bloody yanks call it soccer.... Right. We have another sport we call football. It sucks, too. :o) ~daxe

It is if you're me. You can keep it. It's less exciting than watching paint dry. Even quick drying paint in an attractive color. Right. We have another sport we call football. It sucks, too. :o) ~daxe

On Tue, 30 Jan 2001 23:35:15 -0000, "Ace" <[email hidden]> wrote:

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> ><snip>> >> Haven't you heard - *all* sports were invented in one English public >school >> or another! >> >Except golf...Trust the Bloody Scots to come up with *that* one!

And Basketball, which was invented by the United States of Americans. In Springfield, Ma. ~daxe

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> On Tue, 30 Jan 2001 23:35:15 -0000, "Ace" <[email hidden]> > wrote: > > > > ><snip>> > >> Haven't you heard - *all* sports were invented in one English public > >school > >> or another! > >> > >Except golf...Trust the Bloody Scots to come up with *that* one! > > And Basketball, which was invented by the United States of Americans. > In Springfield, Ma. >

Nah! We invented that too, but in England only girls play it. We call it Netball. -- Tony Whitley GPLRank +10.65 P.S. Hats off to the Hammers for giving "Man U" the stuffing they richly deserved!