Definition of frustration 2

GP3 30% race distance 22 lap race p1 lap 22 of 22 +28.000 to M. Hakinnen How can I lose? Corner Game suddenly slows Norton Anitvirus appears on screen "Checking Drives" Hear car screeching off try to switch back to game game crashes Throw computer out of window. I hate computers. 30 minutes wasted due to task scheduler. I think I'll sue microsoft for emotional trauma. AAARRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yours in hell, Chris PS: Outlook misconfigured. Sorry

"Chris" <[email hidden]> schrieb im Newsbeitrag news:9867m1$dmj$[email hidden]... > [sad loser story] ROFL! "A computer is only as smart as its user." Try EndItAll next time ;)). Learning by pain - seems always to be the best method. Regards Crash

>"Chris" <[email hidden]> wrote Definition of happiness 2 GP3 Start Button Settings/Control Panel Add/Remove Programs Uninstall GP3 hehe -- -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> -- May the Downforce be with you... -- http://www.ymenard.com/ -- People think it must be fun to be a genius, but they don't realise how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

LOL! ymenard <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:T9yp6.328877$[email hidden]...

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> >"Chris" <[email hidden]> wrote > > Definition of happiness 2 > > > > GP3 > > Start Button > > Settings/Control Panel > > Add/Remove Programs > > Uninstall GP3 > > > > hehe > > -- > -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> > -- May the Downforce be with you... > -- http://www.ymenard.com/ > -- People think it must be fun to be a genius, but they don't realise how > hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. > > > >

Hi Chris...unless you really REALLY feel you need all that stuff running in the background, try this. A) get a program called enditall. It will shutdown most of the uneeded programs. Don't worry they will restart next time you boot. B) clik start/run/ type msconfig. choose the start button tab. UNCHECK any item you don't want running. This is a permant(usually) fix and won't take effect until you reboot. But your desktop will load faster because all those little hidden programs aren't tying up your hard drive and cpu as they load. While you may have lots of programs running, all you need to play most games/sims/programs are : systray and windows explorer . Now lets deal with your frustration. You ran a good race...You had FUN. You didn't get to finish it....so you are frustrated....perhaps looking with, to quote Gallagher, a new set of eyes, you'll feel differently. You ran a good race, you had FUN, you didn't get to finish...that means YOU GET TO HAVE FUN AGAIN! Time wasted? Never. Did you get the result you wished? That never happens all the time except in fairy tales and pornos. But if you enjoyed it once...why not again? Hey you may not win,,,you may not be Numero Uno..but you'll probably realize, its the racing itself that is exciting...Racing doesn't care if you are first or fourteenth...Racing only cares about that next car up ahead or that guy pressuring(sp?) you from behind. Racing results were probably only invented to satisfy the newspapers... dave henrie "Chris" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:9867m1$dmj$[email hidden]... GP3 30% race distance 22 lap race p1 lap 22 of 22 +28.000 to M. Hakinnen How can I lose? Corner Game suddenly slows Norton Anitvirus appears on screen "Checking Drives" Hear car screeching off try to switch back to game game crashes Throw computer out of window. I hate computers. 30 minutes wasted due to task scheduler. I think I'll sue microsoft for emotional trauma. AAARRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Yours in hell, Chris PS: Outlook misconfigured. Sorry

Where can you find the enditall program? tks Jordan Walk Dave Henrie <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:Z0Ap6.524615$[email hidden]...

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> Hi Chris...unless you really REALLY feel you need all that stuff running > in the background, > try this. > A) get a program called enditall. It will shutdown most of the uneeded > programs. Don't worry they will restart next time you boot. > B) clik start/run/ type msconfig. choose the start button tab. > UNCHECK any item you > don't want running. This is a permant(usually) fix and won't take effect > until you reboot. > But your desktop will load faster because all those little hidden programs > aren't tying up > your hard drive and cpu as they load. > While you may have lots of programs running, all you need to play most > games/sims/programs are : systray and windows explorer . > Now lets deal with your frustration. You ran a good race...You had FUN. > You didn't > get to finish it....so you are frustrated....perhaps looking with, to

quote > Gallagher, a new > set of eyes, you'll feel differently. > You ran a good race, you had FUN, you didn't get to finish...that means > YOU GET TO HAVE FUN AGAIN! Time wasted? Never. Did you get the resultyou > wished? That never happens all the time except in fairy tales and pornos. > But if you enjoyed it once...why not again? Hey you may not win,,,you may > not be Numero Uno..but you'll probably realize, its the racing itself that > is exciting...Racing doesn't care if you are first or fourteenth...Racing > only cares about that next car up ahead or that guy pressuring(sp?) youfrom

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> behind. Racing results were probably only invented to satisfy the > newspapers... > dave henrie > "Chris" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:9867m1$dmj$[email hidden]... > GP3 > > 30% race distance > > 22 lap race > > p1 > > lap 22 of 22 > > +28.000 to M. Hakinnen > > How can I lose? > > Corner > > Game suddenly slows > > Norton Anitvirus appears on screen > > "Checking Drives" > > Hear car screeching off > > try to switch back to game > > game crashes > > Throw computer out of window. > > I hate computers. > > 30 minutes wasted due to task scheduler. I think I'll sue microsoft for > emotional trauma. > >

AAARRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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> !!!!!!! > > Yours in hell, > > Chris > > PS: Outlook misconfigured. Sorry > >

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> > Definition of happiness 2 > GP3 > Start Button > Settings/Control Panel > Add/Remove Programs > Uninstall GP3 > > hehe

Definition of happiness 3 ymenard writes post about GP3 Microsoft Outlook Express terminates with a GPF hehe -- l8er ronny Your mouse has moved. Windows must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now? |\ _,,,---,,_ I want to die like my Grandfather, ZZZzz /,`.-'`' -. ;-;;,_ in his sleep. |,4- ) )-,_. ,\ ( `'-' Not like the people in his car, '---''(_/--' `-'\_) screaming their heads off!

Tsk tsk, all my respect for you is gone. ;) And to think, I was just about to post and tell you of my amazing pass in GP3 while listening to Brain Damage/Eclipse. Nick ymenard wrote:

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> >"Chris" <[email hidden]> wrote > > Definition of happiness 2 > > GP3 > > Start Button > > Settings/Control Panel > > Add/Remove Programs > > Uninstall GP3 > > hehe > > -- > -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> > -- May the Downforce be with you... > -- http://www.ymenard.com/ > -- People think it must be fun to be a genius, but they don't realise how > hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

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>"Ronald Stoehr" <[email hidden]> wrote > Definition of happiness 3 > > ymenard writes post about GP3 > > Microsoft Outlook Express terminates with a GPF > > hehe

Definition of happiness 4 DGF writes a message praising GPL DGF admits to the world he's a secret GPL-lover hehe -- -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> -- May the Downforce be with you... -- http://www.ymenard.com/ -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez Corporation - helping America into the New World...

>"Careful with that axe, Nick" <[email hidden]> wrote > And to think, I was just about to post and tell you of my amazing pass inGP3 > while listening to Brain Damage/Eclipse. Well hey that doesn't beat Definition of Happiness 4 ;) All copies of F1RS and MGPRS2 are destroyed from the face of earth. The world becomes of peace. hehe -- -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> -- May the Downforce be with you... -- http://www.ymenard.com/ -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez Corporation - helping America into the New World...

On Wed, 7 Mar 2001 19:26:11 -0500, "Jordan Walk" <[email hidden]> wrote: >Where can you find the enditall program? tks http://www.yahoo.com put: enditall in the box labelled "Search" and press "enter" this little known and arcane method works for a suprising number of seemingly insurmountable problems related to finding things on the internet. ~daxe

Now I see, you must have once had a terrible accident as a child involving an F1 sim, so every time one comes out, your defenses instantly come up!!! Is this true? Nick ymenard wrote:

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> >"Careful with that axe, Nick" <[email hidden]> wrote > > And to think, I was just about to post and tell you of my amazing pass in > GP3 > > while listening to Brain Damage/Eclipse. > > Well hey that doesn't beat Definition of Happiness 4 ;) > > All copies of F1RS and MGPRS2 are destroyed from the face of earth. > > The world becomes of peace. > > hehe > > -- > -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> > -- May the Downforce be with you... > -- http://www.ymenard.com/ > -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez > Corporation - helping America into the New World...

>"Careful with that axe, Nick" <[email hidden]> wrote > Now I see, you must have once had a terrible accident as a child involvingan > F1 sim, so every time one comes out, your defenses instantly come up!!!Is > this true? LOL! That's about it ;-) Just ask Ronald. -- -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> -- May the Downforce be with you... -- http://www.ymenard.com/ -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez Corporation - helping America into the New World...

"daxe" <[email hidden]> schrieb im Newsbeitrag news:[email hidden]...

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> On Wed, 7 Mar 2001 19:26:11 -0500, "Jordan Walk" > <[email hidden]> wrote: > > >Where can you find the enditall program? tks > http://www.yahoo.com > put: > enditall > in the box labelled "Search" and press "enter" > this little known and arcane method works for a suprising number of > seemingly insurmountable problems related to finding things on the > internet.

LOL! Unbelievable! A candidate with good chances for my list "Why the fuck didn't anyone tell me that before?". Thx daxe! ;) Regards Crash

Quick question for all the smart alek answers: Why don't I just pause task scheduler and save time having to restart the computer, run suspicious software that I first have to find and download everytime I want to play a game? Congratulations on kicking a man when he's down. BTW: I have since won this particular race in my own inimitable style with a pitstop (only driver to) and 10 second lead. And I paused task scheduler and it didn't crash. Chris Now honorary King of Argentina due to his godlike racing genius over taking both Hakkinen and Schumacher and lapping 2 seconds quicker. Henceforth I shall be known as Your Highness when replying to posts, thank you very much my loyal subjects. Odds for San Marino:- Win 1/1000000 Podium 1/999999 Points finish 1/999998 Nasty spin ending in shattered leg putting me out for rest of season 1000000/1 on daxe <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...

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| On Wed, 7 Mar 2001 19:26:11 -0500, "Jordan Walk" | <[email hidden]> wrote: | | >Where can you find the enditall program? tks | | http://www.yahoo.com | | put: | | enditall | | in the box labelled "Search" and press "enter" | | this little known and arcane method works for a suprising number of | seemingly insurmountable problems related to finding things on the | internet. | | ~daxe

Thanks for the help daxe, people like you make sim racing worthwhile. Jordan Walk daxe <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...

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> On Wed, 7 Mar 2001 19:26:11 -0500, "Jordan Walk" > <[email hidden]> wrote: > > >Where can you find the enditall program? tks > > http://www.yahoo.com > > put: > > enditall > > in the box labelled "Search" and press "enter" > > this little known and arcane method works for a suprising number of > seemingly insurmountable problems related to finding things on the > internet. > > ~daxe

Careful with that axe, Nick <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > Tsk tsk, all my respect for you is gone. ;) > > And to think, I was just about to post and tell you of my amazing pass inGP3 > while listening to Brain Damage/Eclipse. > > Nick Thats my theme tune for the 'ring. You know the line that goes 'the lunatic is on the grass' ;o)

In article <Z0Ap6.524615$[email hidden]>, "Dave Henrie" <[email hidden]> writes: >You didn't >get to finish it....so you are frustrated....perhaps looking with, to quote >Gallagher, a new >set of eyes, you'll feel differently. Man, you're a Gallagher fan, too? Cool... Eldred -- Dale Earnhardt, Sr. R.I.P. 1951-2001 Homepage - http://www.umich.edu/~epickett F1 hcp. +28.67...F2 +151.26... Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you with experience... Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.