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CART Texas race cancelled over driver g-force dizziness
Posters reported that CART cancelled its Texas Motor Speedway race after drivers suffered dizziness from sustained high g-forces. David G Fisher's jibe at oval racing drew rebuttals, and the thread turned into jokes about figure-eight tracks and memories of figure-eight and 'train' races.
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Automated summary.
Speedvison and other sites are saying the CART race at Texas has been
cancelled due to the drivers
experiencing dizziness while running long stetches
dave henrie
LOL. Pretty much sums up oval racing.
David G Fisher
"Dave Henrie" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> Speedvison and other sites are saying the CART race at Texas has been
> cancelled due to the drivers
> experiencing dizziness while running long stetches
> dave henrie
>
>
David G Fisher wrote:
>
> LOL. Pretty much sums up oval racing.
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>"David G Fisher" <[email hidden]> wrote
> LOL. Pretty much sums up oval racing.
Dobee dobee do...
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> >"David G Fisher" wrote > > LOL. Pretty much sums up oval racing. > > "ymenard wrote in message > Dobee dobee do... > > > I think it goes doo doo doo dah dah dah"ymenard" <[email hidden]> wrote in
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Yea pulling 6.1 vertical and 3+ lateral G's sustained for 18 seconds of a
22-24 second lap is pretty ho hum.
To see incar video of qualifying laps around Texas at over 230mph check out
my motorsport media page later this week.
http://www.jasonfagan.com/autos/media.html
Availible now is F1 practice and qualifying video highlights from Catalunya
this weekend and the race will also be posted later this week.
http://www.jasonfagan.com/autos/f1/f1.html
Jason
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>>"David G Fisher" <[email hidden]> wrote >> LOL. Pretty much sums up oval racing. > > >Dobee dobee do... > > > > > >-- >-- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> >-- May the Downforce be with you... >-- http://www.ymenard.com/ >-- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez >Corporation - helping America into the New World... > > > >"JasonF" <[email hidden]> wrote
> Yea pulling 6.1 vertical and 3+ lateral G's sustained for 18 seconds of a
> 22-24 second lap is pretty ho hum.
Yep, I bet DGF is a super-human could had easily beat them and witstand
those G's, for 2.5 hours all dicing around with other open-wheel cars inches
apart, while thinking of your own strategy and every possible things that
can happen during a race. <G>
(btw thanks for all those great movies).
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The IRL's were smoking around Altanta last night. Shooooooooooo!
J. Janasov
ymenard <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> "JasonF" <[email hidden]> wrote
> > Yea pulling 6.1 vertical and 3+ lateral G's sustained for 18 seconds ofa
> > 22-24 second lap is pretty ho hum.
>
>
> Yep, I bet DGF is a super-human could had easily beat them and witstand
> those G's, for 2.5 hours all dicing around with other open-wheel carsinches
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> apart, while thinking of your own strategy and every possible things that > can happen during a race. <G> > > > > > > (btw thanks for all those great movies). > > -- > -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> > -- May the Downforce be with you... > -- http://www.ymenard.com/ > -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez > Corporation - helping America into the New World... > > >>To see incar video of qualifying laps around Texas at over 230mph check out
>my motorsport media page later this week.
>http://www.jasonfagan.com/autos/media.html
alright CART videos!!!
Can't wait till their up!!!!!
Maybe in the future when they're building an oval track they could make one
of the four corners clockwise ;)
"Dave Henrie" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> Speedvison and other sites are saying the CART race at Texas has been
> cancelled due to the drivers
> experiencing dizziness while running long stetches
> dave henrie
>
>
They're all clockwise if you drive the other way 'round....
Jan./strokes beard, realising he forgot to shave... ;-)
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Simon Brown wrote...
> Maybe in the future when they're building an oval track
> they could make one of the four corners clockwise ;)
Aha, i've got it! What they should do is build a giant figure-8, so then
half the corners would be clockwise, and half counter-clockwise, and one
track would go under the other in a tunnel for the cross-over. That would
be a really cool track and no one would get dizzy... :)
( )
X
( )
Voila!
( one corner clockwise was a joke of course )
"Jan Verschueren" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> They're all clockwise if you drive the other way 'round.... > > Jan./strokes beard, realising he forgot to shave... ;-) > =--- > > Simon Brown wrote... > > Maybe in the future when they're building an oval track > > they could make one of the four corners clockwise ;) > >On Sun, 29 Apr 2001 18:47:16 GMT, "Dave Henrie" <[email hidden]>
wrote:
> Speedvison and other sites are saying the CART race at Texas has been
>cancelled due to the drivers
>experiencing dizziness while running long stetches
>dave henrie
A good article on it at OnTrack Online
(http://www.ontrackonline.com/xp/OnTrack/News.xml/CART_Olvey_Explains_Texas_Medical_Problem.xml)
All but four of the drivers reported some symptoms of excessive
g-forces.
"But in a way, fear is a big part of racing, because if there was
nothing to be frightened of, and no limit, any fool could get into
a motor car and racing would not exist as a sport." -- Jim Clark
Simon Brown wrote:
> Aha, i've got it! What they should do is build a giant figure-8, so then
> half the corners would be clockwise, and half counter-clockwise, and one
> track would go under the other in a tunnel for the cross-over. That would
> be a really cool track and no one would get dizzy... :)
> Excellent idea but you would have to make the overpass transparent. The Americans want to see all of the race, all of the time
> ( one corner clockwise was a joke of course )
> Yes, Simon, the rest of us got that. :-) Now racing outside a monstrous 'V' would perhaps solve the problem?
It's just Jan who is a bit slow on the uptake (and on the track). ;-)
/Jens
Simon Brown wrote:
> Aha, i've got it! What they should do is build a giant figure-8, so then
> half the corners would be clockwise, and half counter-clockwise, and one
> track would go under the other in a tunnel for the cross-over. That would
> be a really cool track and no one would get dizzy... :)
very nice thought, but:
if you get hurt on you left side first and then on your right side, do
you feel ok again then? G-Stress is cumulative.
Daniel
Make the crossover a bridge, and you've got my Scalextric set!
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"Simon Brown" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> Aha, i've got it! What they should do is build a giant figure-8, so then
> half the corners would be clockwise, and half counter-clockwise, and one
> track would go under the other in a tunnel for the cross-over. That would
> be a really cool track and no one would get dizzy... :)
>
> ( )
> X
> ( )
>
> Voila!
Nah, I knew Simon was joking and Simon knew I was joking, it's just Jens
who's a bit quick to jump to conclusions (and on the track). <vwg>
Jan.
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Jens H. Kruuse wrote...
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> Simon Brown wrote: > > ( one corner clockwise was a joke of course ) > > > Yes, Simon, the rest of us got that. :-) Now racing outside > a monstrous 'V' would perhaps solve the problem? It's just > Jan who is a bit slow on the uptake (and on the track). ;-) > > /Jens >Hehe. You've started shaving at last then baby face :-)
MS
Jan Verschueren <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> They're all clockwise if you drive the other way 'round.... > > Jan./strokes beard, realising he forgot to shave... ;-) > =--- > > Simon Brown wrote... > > Maybe in the future when they're building an oval track > > they could make one of the four corners clockwise ;) > >Ok, wiseguy... check your mail for a more recent picture.
Jan./just thought I looked less misogynic in that late boyhood shot.
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Mark Seery wrote...
> Hehe. You've started shaving at last then baby face :-)
>
> MS
Yeah I know you're joking... but they still run figure 8 races with
stockcars. You can catch it on Motor Madness on TNN sometimes. The figure
8 is on the inside of a 1/2 mile track, so the cars don't get going that
fast, and the leader usually waits for the rest of the pack to pull through
before crossing the 8. It still looks pretty ridiculous.
David
Simon Brown <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> Aha, i've got it! What they should do is build a giant figure-8, so then > half the corners would be clockwise, and half counter-clockwise, and one > track would go under the other in a tunnel for the cross-over. That would > be a really cool track and no one would get dizzy... :) > > ( ) > X > ( ) > > Voila! > > ( one corner clockwise was a joke of course ) > > "Jan Verschueren" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:[email hidden]... > > They're all clockwise if you drive the other way 'round.... > > > > Jan./strokes beard, realising he forgot to shave... ;-) > > =--- > > > > Simon Brown wrote... > > > Maybe in the future when they're building an oval track > > > they could make one of the four corners clockwise ;) > > > > > >Is that a subscription service? "Daily pic of Jan in your mailbox". :-)
/Jens, jumping to conclusions, again.
Jan Verschueren wrote:
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> Ok, wiseguy... check your mail for a more recent picture. > > Jan./just thought I looked less misogynic in that late boyhood shot. > =--- > "Pay attention when I'm talking to you boy!" -Foghorn Leghorn. > > Mark Seery wrote... > >> Hehe. You've started shaving at last then baby face :-) >> >> MSWhy put in a tunnel? you could just make it a figure-8 and call it the
XRL series... kinda like football :)
On Mon, 30 Apr 2001 13:11:58 GMT, "Simon Brown"
<[email hidden]> wrote:
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>Aha, i've got it! What they should do is build a giant figure-8, so then >half the corners would be clockwise, and half counter-clockwise, and one >track would go under the other in a tunnel for the cross-over. That would >be a really cool track and no one would get dizzy... :) > >( ) > X >( ) > >Voila! > >( one corner clockwise was a joke of course ) > >"Jan Verschueren" <[email hidden]> wrote in message >news:[email hidden]... >> They're all clockwise if you drive the other way 'round.... >> >> Jan./strokes beard, realising he forgot to shave... ;-) >> =--- >> >> Simon Brown wrote... >> > Maybe in the future when they're building an oval track >> > they could make one of the four corners clockwise ;) >> >> >
A figure 8 race would be awesome to watch, but I doubt you'd ever
get a sane person to do it, much less someone to underwrite the event!
An interesting idea that will probably only be seen in computer games.
(ala Jeff Gordon's racing game of a few years back)
Tim.
George Lewis <[email hidden]> wrote in
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>Why put in a tunnel? you could just make it a figure-8 and call it the
>XRL series... kinda like football :)
Some of those games can be fun
That Jeff Gordon game was actually fun, even if it only took about 1 hour to
get through the whole thing
Arcade style driving games are a nice stress reliever sometimes
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> > A figure 8 race would be awesome to watch, but I doubt you'd ever > get a sane person to do it, much less someone to underwrite the event! > > An interesting idea that will probably only be seen in computer games. > (ala Jeff Gordon's racing game of a few years back) > > Tim. > > George Lewis <[email hidden]> wrote in > <[email hidden]>: > > >Why put in a tunnel? you could just make it a figure-8 and call it the > >XRL series... kinda like football :)On Thu, 10 May 2001 18:58:07 GMT, [email hidden] (Tim
Vannaman) wrote:
>A figure 8 race would be awesome to watch, but I doubt you'd ever
>get a sane person to do it, much less someone to underwrite the event!
I've seen a figure-8 race of sorts at a local race track. Was more
along the lines of a demolition derby though. Called "train races",
they consisted of 3 cars welded together, with the driver in the front
car having steering and gas and the driver in the rear car having
steering and brakes, and the car in the middle was just empty.
Quite interesting to watch, especially the crack-ups :-)
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On Fri, 11 May 2001 08:45:12 GMT, [email hidden] (Andy
Carabino) wrote:
I don't get it - both front and rear drivers could steer?
Andre
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>On Thu, 10 May 2001 18:58:07 GMT, [email hidden] (Tim >Vannaman) wrote: > >>A figure 8 race would be awesome to watch, but I doubt you'd ever >>get a sane person to do it, much less someone to underwrite the event! > >I've seen a figure-8 race of sorts at a local race track. Was more >along the lines of a demolition derby though. Called "train races", >they consisted of 3 cars welded together, with the driver in the front >car having steering and gas and the driver in the rear car having >steering and brakes, and the car in the middle was just empty. > >Quite interesting to watch, especially the crack-ups :-)[email hidden] (Andre Warringa) writes:
Andre, take a beer now! :)
The front driver steers the vehicle in front, and the read driver
steers the vehicle in the back. Makes for some interesting conering
techniques i guess...
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> On Fri, 11 May 2001 08:45:12 GMT, [email hidden] (Andy > Carabino) wrote: > > >On Thu, 10 May 2001 18:58:07 GMT, [email hidden] (Tim > >Vannaman) wrote: > > > >>A figure 8 race would be awesome to watch, but I doubt you'd ever > >>get a sane person to do it, much less someone to underwrite the event! > > > >I've seen a figure-8 race of sorts at a local race track. Was more > >along the lines of a demolition derby though. Called "train races", > >they consisted of 3 cars welded together, with the driver in the front > >car having steering and gas and the driver in the rear car having > >steering and brakes, and the car in the middle was just empty. > > > >Quite interesting to watch, especially the crack-ups :-) > > I don't get it - both front and rear drivers could steer?
You are absolutely correct! Midtown Madness was a fun
stress reliever, too bad none of the pedestrians could be
hit. :) A cyber-head bouncing around the windshield...
I'be been playing too much Half-Life. <vbg>
Tim.
"Cliff Roman" <[email hidden]> wrote in <p6CK6.150$hq.64@interramp>:
>Some of those games can be fun
>
>That Jeff Gordon game was actually fun, even if it only took about 1
>hour to get through the whole thing
>
>Arcade style driving games are a nice stress reliever sometimes
That sounds awesome! I'd love to watch something like that.
Weld 3 Pinto's together and watch the fireball erupt! lol
Tim.
[email hidden] (Andy Carabino) wrote in <3afba643.40651521
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>I've seen a figure-8 race of sorts at a local race track. Was more >along the lines of a demolition derby though. Called "train races", >they consisted of 3 cars welded together, with the driver in the front >car having steering and gas and the driver in the rear car having >steering and brakes, and the car in the middle was just empty. > >Quite interesting to watch, especially the crack-ups :-) >
"Tim Vannaman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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>
> You are absolutely correct! Midtown Madness was a fun
> stress reliever, too bad none of the pedestrians could be
> hit. :) A cyber-head bouncing around the windshield...
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