That's nice, a service especially for dyslexics with poor grammar...
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> Stop wasting time waiting for love to fall on your lap. Come to the worlds#1 onling dating service with over 8,000,000 users world wide from the USA
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> http://www.altmatch.com/index.htm?AssociateID=112049&MID=3102
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> Dont forget to bookmark this site you will be going back to it alot.. ;)
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> ghzbfgtcmhnihopqdwkdfqpmjfvjkmdfevjtlyeculqdneybifrtuxmrhgkjciwdwhh
...and poor typing skills?
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> That's nice, a service especially for dyslexics with poor grammar... > > <[email hidden]> wrote ... > > Stop wasting time waiting for love to fall on your lap. Come to the worlds > #1 onling dating service with over 8,000,000 users world wide from the USA > to the world you will find that someone here! come and place you FREE > personal AD today and tomrrow you may find the one your looking for! And > most of th ADs have PICTURES!!! > > > > http://www.altmatch.com/index.htm?AssociateID=112049&MID=3102 > > > > Dont forget to bookmark this site you will be going back to it alot.. ;) > > > > ghzbfgtcmhnihopqdwkdfqpmjfvjkmdfevjtlyeculqdneybifrtuxmrhgkjciwdwhh > > ...and poor typing skills? > > -- > Tony Whitley > Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm > not sure about the universe. [Albert Einstein].Sounds great: I was told I'd had to have *both* shoes sent in for repair.
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> > Stop wasting time waiting for love to fall on your lap. Come to theworlds
> #1 onling dating service with over 8,000,000 users world wide from the USA[snippledoodledoo]
I thought it sounded a little "fishy" myself :) - *groan*
Ash
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| Sounds great: I was told I'd had to have *both* shoes sent in for repair. | | --DK | | | > <[email hidden]> wrote ... | > > Stop wasting time waiting for love to fall on your lap. Come to the | worlds | > #1 onling dating service with over 8,000,000 users world wide from theWrong plaice, eel have to be hard of herring
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> I thought it sounded a little "fishy" myself :) - *groan*
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> Ash
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> "David Karr" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> | Sounds great: I was told I'd had to have *both* shoes sent in for
repair.
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Wrong plaice, eel have to be hard of herring
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> I thought it sounded a little "fishy" myself :) - *groan*
> Ash
> | Sounds great: I was told I'd had to have *both* shoes sent in for
repair.
> |
Colin,
ur codding me?
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| Wrong plaice, eel have to be hard of herring | | -- | | | Colin | ICQ 25485061 | "Ashley McConnell" <[email hidden]> wrote in message | news:9dofga$blu$[email hidden]... | > I thought it sounded a little "fishy" myself :) - *groan* | > | > Ash | > | > "David Karr" <[email hidden]> wrote in message | > news:9doens$j6o$[email hidden]... | > | Sounds great: I was told I'd had to have *both* shoes sent in for | repair. | > | | | | |Colin,
ur codding me?
Ash - quickly running out
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| Wrong plaice, eel have to be hard of herring | | -- | | | Colin | ICQ 25485061 | > I thought it sounded a little "fishy" myself :) - *groan* | > | > Ash | > | > | Sounds great: I was told I'd had to have *both* shoes sent in for | repair. | > | | | | |"Rob Swindells" wrote...
> Tony, will you marri me?Alright.
Ooooooooo Baby OT but just think of all the VD you can get from this
site. YummmmmmmY!! hahahaha :o)~
| <[email hidden]> wrote ...
| > Stop wasting time waiting for love to fall on your lap. Come to theworlds
| #1 onling dating service with over 8,000,000 users world wide from the USA
| to the world you will find that someone here! come and place you FREE
| personal AD today and tomrrow you may find the one your looking for! And
| most of th ADs have PICTURES!!!
| >
| > http://www.altmatch.com/index.htm?AssociateID=112049&MID=3102
Sounds or smells?? hahahaha
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| I thought it sounded a little "fishy" myself :) - *groan*
| Ash
Sounds or smells?? hahahaha
| I thought it sounded a little "fishy" myself :) - *groan*
| Ash
OMG lookout He'in & He'in Alert!! :o)~
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| "Rob Swindells" wrote...
| > Tony, will you marri me?
| Alright.
OMG lookout He'in & He'in Alert!! :o)~
| > Tony, will you marri me?
| Alright.
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Can I also find my salmon mate?
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Don't give up the day job guys (sounds like y'all don't have to work very
hard ;-))
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> Colin, > > ur codding me? > > Ash - quickly running out > > <snip>In article <9dohsc$h12$[email hidden]>, "Tony Whitley"
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>> Tony, will you marri me?
>Alright.
>
Moo.
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Aw man, I'm gettin' a haddock.... I feel totally kelpless...
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>Wrong plaice, eel have to be hard of herring > >-- > > >Colin >ICQ 25485061 >"Ashley McConnell" <[email hidden]> wrote in message >news:9dofga$blu$[email hidden]... >> I thought it sounded a little "fishy" myself :) - *groan*In article <[email hidden]>, "Jan Verschueren"
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It's ok - they're just fishing for compliments... :)
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>Don't give up the day job guys (sounds like y'all don't have to work very >hard ;-)) > >Jan. >=---- >"Pay attention when I'm talking to you boy!" -Foghorn Leghorn. > >Ashley McConnell wrote... >> Colin, >> >> ur codding me? >> >> Ash - quickly running outIt's SOUL mate you dumb%^&...not SOLE mate!
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> ><[email hidden]> wrote
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> Can I also find my salmon mate?
or heel mate?
But Ole Lordy dey be doin' He'in & He'in AND She'in & She'in!!
"ymenard" wrote:
| Can I also find my salmon mate?
Maybe it is time that we all "clam up"...eh?? :o)~
"EldredP" wrote:
| Aw man, I'm gettin' a haddock.... I feel totally kelpless...
| Eldred
Maybe it is time that we all "clam up"...eh?? :o)~
| Aw man, I'm gettin' a haddock.... I feel totally kelpless...
| Eldred
Well Holy Makkel Der Kingfish!! It jest dun cuud be a Soul Man too.. <g>
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| It's SOUL mate you dumb%^&...not SOLE mate!
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You owe me a new box of keyboard wipes.
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> It's ok - they're just fishing for compliments... :)
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> Eldred
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"Depends" work well too.. :o)~
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| You owe me a new box of keyboard wipes. | Jan. | =---- | EldredP wrote... | > <snip> | > It's ok - they're just fishing for compliments... :) | > | > Eldred"Depends" work well too.. :o)~
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| You owe me a new box of keyboard wipes. | Jan. | =---- | > <snip> | > It's ok - they're just fishing for compliments... :) | > | > EldredThis conversation is going on in virtually every ng in usenet.
We're all having a whale of a time at too.
KFG
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> "Rob Swindells" wrote...
> > Tony, will you marri me?
> Alright.
Pull out Luke, pull out! <g>
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In article <fcWL6.613$[email hidden]>, "Pops"
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>It's SOUL mate you dumb%^&...not SOLE mate!
Maybe that's why he can't FIND one...?<g>
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In article <SRYL6.2655$[email hidden]>, "Thom j."
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>Maybe it is time that we all "clam up"...eh?? :o)~
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>"EldredP" wrote:
>| Aw man, I'm gettin' a haddock.... I feel totally kelpless...
>| Eldred
Fine, be that way.
There are PLENTY more fish in the sea...
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Oops...
Glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this. You'd have gotten me
back...<g>
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>You owe me a new box of keyboard wipes. > >Jan. >=---- >EldredP wrote... >> <snip> >> It's ok - they're just fishing for compliments... :)Now dont give are our secrets away here KFG!! hahahaha
"Kevin Gavitt" wrote:
| This conversation is going on in virtually every ng in usenet.
| We're all having a whale of a time at too.
| KFG
Jeez more He'in & He'in.....phew!! :o)~
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| Pull out Luke, pull out! <g>
| Fester
Jeez more He'in & He'in.....phew!! :o)~
| Pull out Luke, pull out! <g>
| Fester
Well isnt this better then just "Floundering" around? <g>
"EldredP" wrote:
| Fine, be that way.
| There are PLENTY more fish in the sea...
> "EldredP" wrote:
> | Aw man, I'm gettin' a haddock.... I feel totally kelpless...
> | Eldred"Thom j." <[email hidden]> wrote ...
> Maybe it is time that we all "clam up"...eh?? :o)~Well if it's all getting to much for you, try a holiday in Wales. They're
always singing "We'll keep a whelk-home in the eelside..."
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Oh what a load of crrrab :)
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| > "EldredP" wrote: | > | Aw man, I'm gettin' a haddock.... I feel totally kelpless... | > | Eldred | "Thom j." <[email hidden]> wrote ... | > Maybe it is time that we all "clam up"...eh?? :o)~ | Well if it's all getting to much for you, try a holiday in Wales. They're | always singing "We'll keep a whelk-home in the eelside..." | | -- | Tony Whitley | GPLRank -0.16 | | |Oeeeerrr Missus, Behhhavve :)
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| Tony Whitley wrote: | > | > "Rob Swindells" wrote... | > > Tony, will you marri me? | > Alright. | | | Pull out Luke, pull out! <g> | | -- | | FesterHehe, I am mixing up my catchphrases again, dont have a buffalo man ;)
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| Sounds or smells?? hahahaha | | "Ashley McConnell" <[email hidden]> wrote in message | news:9dofga$blu$[email hidden]... | | I thought it sounded a little "fishy" myself :) - *groan* | | Ash | | |>"Uncle Fester" <[email hidden]> wrote
> Pull out Luke, pull out! <g>
I got a little cooked, but I'm okay.
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Would that be a "virtual disease"?
OT:
Q: What did Dean Martin say when he encountered the ocean's most dangerous eel?
A: That's a moray!
I better squid while I'm ahead...
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> Ooooooooo Baby OT but just think of all the VD you can get from this > site. YummmmmmmY!! hahahaha :o)~ > > | <[email hidden]> wrote ... > | > Stop wasting time waiting for love to fall on your lap. Come to the > worlds > | #1 onling dating service with over 8,000,000 users world wide from the USA > | to the world you will find that someone here! come and place you FREE > | personal AD today and tomrrow you may find the one your looking for! And > | most of th ADs have PICTURES!!! > | > > | > http://www.altmatch.com/index.htm?AssociateID=112049&MID=3102KEWL!! I have always wanted to seethe British Isles {sorry if this isnt PC}
"Tony Whitley" wrote
| > Maybe it is time that we all "clam up"...eh?? :o)~
| Well if it's all getting to much for you, try a holiday in Wales. They're
| always singing "We'll keep a whelk-home in the eelside..."
| Tony Whitley
| GPLRank -0.16
Cant you sea what its all a trout?
Ash :)
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| KEWL!! I have always wanted to seethe British Isles {sorry if this isntPC}
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| "Tony Whitley" wrote
| | > Maybe it is time that we all "clam up"...eh?? :o)~
| | Well if it's all getting to much for you, try a holiday in Wales.They're
| | always singing "We'll keep a whelk-home in the eelside..."
| | Tony Whitley
| | GPLRank -0.16
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Naaah Ash this one doesnt buck up to the "Puns"!! Try again..lol
"Ashley McConnell" wrote:
| Cant you sea what its all a trout?
| Ash :)


































