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Re: Find your sole mate here!! Post your FREE personal ADs here!

46 posts by 14 people · 14 May 2001 06:57 UTC - 16 May 2001 18:50 UTC

Dating spam answered with a string of fish puns

A spam post for a 'sole mate' dating service prompted regulars to mock its spelling and then trade an extended run of fish-related puns.

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Tony Whitley 14 May 2001 06:57 UTC#185650
That's nice, a service especially for dyslexics with poor grammar... <[email hidden]> wrote ... > Stop wasting time waiting for love to fall on your lap. Come to the worlds#1 onling dating service with over 8,000,000 users world wide from the USA to the world you will find that someone here! come and place you FREE personal AD today and tomrrow you may find the one your looking for! And most of th ADs have PICTURES!!! > > http://www.altmatch.com/index.htm?AssociateID=112049&MID=3102 > > Dont forget to bookmark this site you will be going back to it alot.. ;) > > ghzbfgtcmhnihopqdwkdfqpmjfvjkmdfevjtlyeculqdneybifrtuxmrhgkjciwdwhh ...and poor typing skills? -- Tony Whitley Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. [Albert Einstein].
Tony, will you marri me? Tony Whitley wrote:
Quoted text (21 lines)> That's nice, a service especially for dyslexics with poor grammar... > > <[email hidden]> wrote ... > > Stop wasting time waiting for love to fall on your lap. Come to the worlds > #1 onling dating service with over 8,000,000 users world wide from the USA > to the world you will find that someone here! come and place you FREE > personal AD today and tomrrow you may find the one your looking for! And > most of th ADs have PICTURES!!! > > > > http://www.altmatch.com/index.htm?AssociateID=112049&MID=3102 > > > > Dont forget to bookmark this site you will be going back to it alot.. ;) > > > > ghzbfgtcmhnihopqdwkdfqpmjfvjkmdfevjtlyeculqdneybifrtuxmrhgkjciwdwhh > > ...and poor typing skills? > > -- > Tony Whitley > Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm > not sure about the universe. [Albert Einstein].
-- Rob Swindells ///////////// Caps Lock
Sounds great: I was told I'd had to have *both* shoes sent in for repair. --DK > <[email hidden]> wrote ... > > Stop wasting time waiting for love to fall on your lap. Come to theworlds > #1 onling dating service with over 8,000,000 users world wide from the USA[snippledoodledoo]
I thought it sounded a little "fishy" myself :) - *groan* Ash "David Karr" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:9doens$j6o$[email hidden]...
Quoted text (9 lines)| Sounds great: I was told I'd had to have *both* shoes sent in for repair. | | --DK | | | > <[email hidden]> wrote ... | > > Stop wasting time waiting for love to fall on your lap. Come to the | worlds | > #1 onling dating service with over 8,000,000 users world wide from the
USA | [snippledoodledoo] | | |
Wrong plaice, eel have to be hard of herring -- Colin ICQ 25485061 "Ashley McConnell" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:9dofga$blu$[email hidden]... > I thought it sounded a little "fishy" myself :) - *groan* > > Ash > > "David Karr" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:9doens$j6o$[email hidden]... > | Sounds great: I was told I'd had to have *both* shoes sent in for repair. > |
Colin Harris 14 May 2001 11:35 UTC#528069
Wrong plaice, eel have to be hard of herring -- Colin ICQ 25485061 > I thought it sounded a little "fishy" myself :) - *groan* > Ash > | Sounds great: I was told I'd had to have *both* shoes sent in for repair. > |
Colin, ur codding me? Ash - quickly running out "Colin Harris" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:aqPL6.353$[email hidden]...
Quoted text (22 lines)| Wrong plaice, eel have to be hard of herring | | -- | | | Colin | ICQ 25485061 | "Ashley McConnell" <[email hidden]> wrote in message | news:9dofga$blu$[email hidden]... | > I thought it sounded a little "fishy" myself :) - *groan* | > | > Ash | > | > "David Karr" <[email hidden]> wrote in message | > news:9doens$j6o$[email hidden]... | > | Sounds great: I was told I'd had to have *both* shoes sent in for | repair. | > | | | | |
Ashley McConnell 14 May 2001 11:41 UTC#528070
Colin, ur codding me? Ash - quickly running out
Quoted text (22 lines)| Wrong plaice, eel have to be hard of herring | | -- | | | Colin | ICQ 25485061 | > I thought it sounded a little "fishy" myself :) - *groan* | > | > Ash | > | > | Sounds great: I was told I'd had to have *both* shoes sent in for | repair. | > | | | | |
Ooooooooo Baby OT but just think of all the VD you can get from this site. YummmmmmmY!! hahahaha :o)~ | <[email hidden]> wrote ... | > Stop wasting time waiting for love to fall on your lap. Come to theworlds | #1 onling dating service with over 8,000,000 users world wide from the USA | to the world you will find that someone here! come and place you FREE | personal AD today and tomrrow you may find the one your looking for! And | most of th ADs have PICTURES!!! | > | > http://www.altmatch.com/index.htm?AssociateID=112049&MID=3102
Sounds or smells?? hahahaha "Ashley McConnell" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:9dofga$blu$[email hidden]... | I thought it sounded a little "fishy" myself :) - *groan* | Ash
Thom j. 14 May 2001 14:09 UTC#528072
Sounds or smells?? hahahaha | I thought it sounded a little "fishy" myself :) - *groan* | Ash
OMG lookout He'in & He'in Alert!! :o)~ "Tony Whitley" <[email hidden]. c o . u k> wrote in message news:9dohsc$h12$[email hidden]... | "Rob Swindells" wrote... | > Tony, will you marri me? | Alright.
Thom j. 14 May 2001 14:15 UTC#528073
OMG lookout He'in & He'in Alert!! :o)~ | > Tony, will you marri me? | Alright.
ymenard 14 May 2001 17:50 UTC#185634
><[email hidden]> wrote<snip spam> Can I also find my salmon mate? -- -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> -- May the Downforce be with you... -- http://www.ymenard.com/ -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez Corporation - helping America into the New World...
Don't give up the day job guys (sounds like y'all don't have to work very hard ;-)) Jan. =---- "Pay attention when I'm talking to you boy!" -Foghorn Leghorn. Ashley McConnell wrote...
Quoted text (7 lines)> Colin, > > ur codding me? > > Ash - quickly running out > > <snip>
In article <9dohsc$h12$[email hidden]>, "Tony Whitley" <[email hidden]. c o . u k> writes: >"Rob Swindells" wrote... >> Tony, will you marri me? >Alright. > Moo. -- Dale Earnhardt, Sr. R.I.P. 1951-2001 Homepage - http://www.umich.edu/~epickett F1 hcp. +25.37...F2 +151.26... Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you with experience... Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.
In article <aqPL6.353$[email hidden]>, "Colin Harris" <[email hidden]> writes:
Quoted text (10 lines)>Wrong plaice, eel have to be hard of herring > >-- > > >Colin >ICQ 25485061 >"Ashley McConnell" <[email hidden]> wrote in message >news:9dofga$blu$[email hidden]... >> I thought it sounded a little "fishy" myself :) - *groan*
Aw man, I'm gettin' a haddock.... I feel totally kelpless... Eldred -- Dale Earnhardt, Sr. R.I.P. 1951-2001 Homepage - http://www.umich.edu/~epickett F1 hcp. +25.37...F2 +151.26... Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you with experience... Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.
In article <[email hidden]>, "Jan Verschueren" <[email hidden]> writes:
Quoted text (13 lines)>Don't give up the day job guys (sounds like y'all don't have to work very >hard ;-)) > >Jan. >=---- >"Pay attention when I'm talking to you boy!" -Foghorn Leghorn. > >Ashley McConnell wrote... >> Colin, >> >> ur codding me? >> >> Ash - quickly running out
It's ok - they're just fishing for compliments... :) Eldred -- Dale Earnhardt, Sr. R.I.P. 1951-2001 Homepage - http://www.umich.edu/~epickett F1 hcp. +25.37...F2 +151.26... Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you with experience... Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.
"ymenard" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:0WUL6.99520$[email hidden]... > ><[email hidden]> wrote > <snip spam> > > Can I also find my salmon mate? or heel mate?
But Ole Lordy dey be doin' He'in & He'in AND She'in & She'in!! "ymenard" wrote: | Can I also find my salmon mate?
Maybe it is time that we all "clam up"...eh?? :o)~ "EldredP" wrote: | Aw man, I'm gettin' a haddock.... I feel totally kelpless... | Eldred
Thom j. 14 May 2001 22:19 UTC#528076
Maybe it is time that we all "clam up"...eh?? :o)~ | Aw man, I'm gettin' a haddock.... I feel totally kelpless... | Eldred
Thom j. 14 May 2001 22:31 UTC↳ reply to Pops#185539
Well Holy Makkel Der Kingfish!! It jest dun cuud be a Soul Man too.. <g> "Pops" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:fcWL6.613$[email hidden]... | It's SOUL mate you dumb%^&...not SOLE mate! | | | |
You owe me a new box of keyboard wipes. Jan. =---- EldredP wrote... > <snip> > It's ok - they're just fishing for compliments... :) > > Eldred > --
"Depends" work well too.. :o)~ "Jan Verschueren" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
Quoted text (8 lines)| You owe me a new box of keyboard wipes. | Jan. | =---- | EldredP wrote... | > <snip> | > It's ok - they're just fishing for compliments... :) | > | > Eldred
Thom j. 15 May 2001 01:21 UTC#528077
"Depends" work well too.. :o)~
Quoted text (7 lines)| You owe me a new box of keyboard wipes. | Jan. | =---- | > <snip> | > It's ok - they're just fishing for compliments... :) | > | > Eldred
Kevin Gavitt 15 May 2001 02:11 UTC#185579
This conversation is going on in virtually every ng in usenet. We're all having a whale of a time at too. KFG
EldredP 15 May 2001 03:53 UTC↳ reply to Pops#185392
In article <fcWL6.613$[email hidden]>, "Pops" <[email hidden]> writes: >It's SOUL mate you dumb%^&...not SOLE mate! Maybe that's why he can't FIND one...?<g> Eldred -- Dale Earnhardt, Sr. R.I.P. 1951-2001 Homepage - http://www.umich.edu/~epickett F1 hcp. +25.37...F2 +151.26... Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you with experience... Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.
In article <SRYL6.2655$[email hidden]>, "Thom j." <[email hidden]> writes: >Maybe it is time that we all "clam up"...eh?? :o)~ > >"EldredP" wrote: >| Aw man, I'm gettin' a haddock.... I feel totally kelpless... >| Eldred Fine, be that way. There are PLENTY more fish in the sea... Eldred -- Dale Earnhardt, Sr. R.I.P. 1951-2001 Homepage - http://www.umich.edu/~epickett F1 hcp. +25.37...F2 +151.26... Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you with experience... Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.
In article <[email hidden]>, "Jan Verschueren" <[email hidden]> writes:
Quoted text (7 lines)>You owe me a new box of keyboard wipes. > >Jan. >=---- >EldredP wrote... >> <snip> >> It's ok - they're just fishing for compliments... :)
Oops... Glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this. You'd have gotten me back...<g> Eldred -- Dale Earnhardt, Sr. R.I.P. 1951-2001 Homepage - http://www.umich.edu/~epickett F1 hcp. +25.37...F2 +151.26... Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you with experience... Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.
Now dont give are our secrets away here KFG!! hahahaha "Kevin Gavitt" wrote: | This conversation is going on in virtually every ng in usenet. | We're all having a whale of a time at too. | KFG
Thom j. 15 May 2001 04:23 UTC#528078
Jeez more He'in & He'in.....phew!! :o)~ | Pull out Luke, pull out! <g> | Fester
Well isnt this better then just "Floundering" around? <g> "EldredP" wrote: | Fine, be that way. | There are PLENTY more fish in the sea...
> "EldredP" wrote: > | Aw man, I'm gettin' a haddock.... I feel totally kelpless... > | Eldred"Thom j." <[email hidden]> wrote ... > Maybe it is time that we all "clam up"...eh?? :o)~Well if it's all getting to much for you, try a holiday in Wales. They're always singing "We'll keep a whelk-home in the eelside..." -- Tony Whitley GPLRank -0.16
Oh what a load of crrrab :) "Tony Whitley" <[email hidden]. c o . u k> wrote in message news:9dql2i$2hj$[email hidden]...
Quoted text (14 lines)| > "EldredP" wrote: | > | Aw man, I'm gettin' a haddock.... I feel totally kelpless... | > | Eldred | "Thom j." <[email hidden]> wrote ... | > Maybe it is time that we all "clam up"...eh?? :o)~ | Well if it's all getting to much for you, try a holiday in Wales. They're | always singing "We'll keep a whelk-home in the eelside..." | | -- | Tony Whitley | GPLRank -0.16 | | |
Oeeeerrr Missus, Behhhavve :) "Uncle Fester" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
Quoted text (12 lines)| Tony Whitley wrote: | > | > "Rob Swindells" wrote... | > > Tony, will you marri me? | > Alright. | | | Pull out Luke, pull out! <g> | | -- | | Fester
Hehe, I am mixing up my catchphrases again, dont have a buffalo man ;) "Thom j." <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:dGRL6.2284$[email hidden]...
Quoted text (9 lines)| Sounds or smells?? hahahaha | | "Ashley McConnell" <[email hidden]> wrote in message | news:9dofga$blu$[email hidden]... | | I thought it sounded a little "fishy" myself :) - *groan* | | Ash | | |
>"Uncle Fester" <[email hidden]> wrote > Pull out Luke, pull out! <g> I got a little cooked, but I'm okay. -- -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> -- May the Downforce be with you... -- http://www.ymenard.com/ -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez Corporation - helping America into the New World...
Would that be a "virtual disease"? OT: Q: What did Dean Martin say when he encountered the ocean's most dangerous eel? A: That's a moray! I better squid while I'm ahead... J. P. Hovercraft -------------------------------- "Thom j." wrote:
Quoted text (12 lines)> Ooooooooo Baby OT but just think of all the VD you can get from this > site. YummmmmmmY!! hahahaha :o)~ > > | <[email hidden]> wrote ... > | > Stop wasting time waiting for love to fall on your lap. Come to the > worlds > | #1 onling dating service with over 8,000,000 users world wide from the USA > | to the world you will find that someone here! come and place you FREE > | personal AD today and tomrrow you may find the one your looking for! And > | most of th ADs have PICTURES!!! > | > > | > http://www.altmatch.com/index.htm?AssociateID=112049&MID=3102
KEWL!! I have always wanted to seethe British Isles {sorry if this isnt PC} "Tony Whitley" wrote | > Maybe it is time that we all "clam up"...eh?? :o)~ | Well if it's all getting to much for you, try a holiday in Wales. They're | always singing "We'll keep a whelk-home in the eelside..." | Tony Whitley | GPLRank -0.16
Cant you sea what its all a trout? Ash :) "Thom j." <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:G4fM6.4691$[email hidden]... | KEWL!! I have always wanted to seethe British Isles {sorry if this isntPC} | | "Tony Whitley" wrote | | > Maybe it is time that we all "clam up"...eh?? :o)~ | | Well if it's all getting to much for you, try a holiday in Wales.They're | | always singing "We'll keep a whelk-home in the eelside..." | | Tony Whitley | | GPLRank -0.16 | | |

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