Lack of insults within the GPL community

I'm a Norwegian, and I'm truly sorry to say that my efforts in trying to insult the Swedes hasn't been at the standards you'd expect from Norwegians. A few days ago, Norway and Sweden had a battle at Monza. Somehow, the Swedes won. This has been a puzzle to me. I've come to the conclusion that the Norwegians failed to provoce the Swedes sufficietly prior to the battle. The Swedes kept their cool, and won. I sincerely apologize for my lack of skills in the insult department. I am convinced that if I could insult the Swedes sufficiently, they would get angry, loose their heads, and run off track. There just may be a rematch. I would not like to loose once more. It is hard to admit it, but I do need help to insult the Swedes. If any of you could provide me with some good insults, I would be very greatful ;-) . Feel free to post those helpful insult tips in public, here at RAS ;-) Jon Andersen, would like to see some Swedes in his mirrors

Re: the Norwegians in Ballard who ceased throwing firecrackers at the Swedes, it seems the Swedes were lighting them and throwing them back! Swanson "Jon Andersen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:TzBP6.4318$[email hidden]... > I'm a Norwegian, and I'm truly sorry to say that my efforts in trying to > insult the Swedes hasn't been at the standards you'd expect fromNorwegians. > > A few days ago, Norway and Sweden had a battle at Monza. Somehow, theSwedes > won. This has been a puzzle to me. I've come to the conclusion that the > Norwegians failed to provoce the Swedes sufficietly prior to the battle.The

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> Swedes kept their cool, and won. > > I sincerely apologize for my lack of skills in the insult department. I am > convinced that if I could insult the Swedes sufficiently, they would get > angry, loose their heads, and run off track. > > There just may be a rematch. I would not like to loose once more. > > It is hard to admit it, but I do need help to insult the Swedes. > > If any of you could provide me with some good insults, I would be very > greatful ;-) . Feel free to post those helpful insult tips in public, here > at RAS ;-) > > Jon Andersen, > would like to see some Swedes in his mirrors > > >

"Jon Andersen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:TzBP6.4318$[email hidden]... > I'm a Norwegian, and I'm truly sorry to say that my efforts in trying to > insult the Swedes hasn't been at the standards you'd expect fromNorwegians. > > A few days ago, Norway and Sweden had a battle at Monza. Somehow, theSwedes > won. This has been a puzzle to me. I've come to the conclusion that the > Norwegians failed to provoce the Swedes sufficietly prior to the battle.The

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> Swedes kept their cool, and won. > > I sincerely apologize for my lack of skills in the insult department. I am > convinced that if I could insult the Swedes sufficiently, they would get > angry, loose their heads, and run off track. > > There just may be a rematch. I would not like to loose once more. > > It is hard to admit it, but I do need help to insult the Swedes. > > If any of you could provide me with some good insults, I would be very > greatful ;-) . Feel free to post those helpful insult tips in public, here > at RAS ;-) > > Jon Andersen, > would like to see some Swedes in his mirrors > > >

Billy Bishop was once the guest of Herman Goering between the wars. Bishop asked Herman, " We always called you Huns because we couldn't think of anything worse to call you and I've always wondered, what did you call us?" Goering replied," We couldn't think of anything worse than Britisher." In that light, what could be a worse insult than calling them Swedes? KFG

Not to insult Hermann Goering or anything but Billy Bishop was Canadian: http://www.greycounty.on.ca/museum/bishstor.html "William Avery Bishop was born on February 8, 1894, to William and Margaret Bishop of Owen Sound, Ontario" Kind of a national hero and all that, eh? "Kevin Gavitt" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:2VFP6.44326$[email hidden]...

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> > "Jon Andersen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:TzBP6.4318$[email hidden]... > > I'm a Norwegian, and I'm truly sorry to say that my efforts in trying to > > insult the Swedes hasn't been at the standards you'd expect from > Norwegians. > > > > A few days ago, Norway and Sweden had a battle at Monza. Somehow, the > Swedes > > won. This has been a puzzle to me. I've come to the conclusion that the > > Norwegians failed to provoce the Swedes sufficietly prior to the battle. > The > > Swedes kept their cool, and won. > > > > I sincerely apologize for my lack of skills in the insult department. I

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> > convinced that if I could insult the Swedes sufficiently, they would get > > angry, loose their heads, and run off track. > > > > There just may be a rematch. I would not like to loose once more. > > > > It is hard to admit it, but I do need help to insult the Swedes. > > > > If any of you could provide me with some good insults, I would be very > > greatful ;-) . Feel free to post those helpful insult tips in public,

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> > at RAS ;-) > > > > Jon Andersen, > > would like to see some Swedes in his mirrors > > > > > > > > Billy Bishop was once the guest of Herman Goering between the wars. Bishop > asked Herman, " We always called you Huns because we couldn't think of > anything worse to call you and I've always wondered, what did you call

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> > Goering replied," We couldn't think of anything worse than Britisher." > > In that light, what could be a worse insult than calling them Swedes? > > KFG > >

"Rob Adams" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:cKGP6.2689$[email hidden]... > Not to insult Hermann Goering or anything but Billy Bishop was Canadian: > > http://www.greycounty.on.ca/museum/bishstor.html > "William Avery Bishop was born on February 8, 1894, to William andMargaret > Bishop of Owen Sound, Ontario" > > Kind of a national hero and all that, eh? Forgetting colonialism already?

"Rob Adams" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:cKGP6.2689$[email hidden]... > Not to insult Hermann Goering or anything but Billy Bishop was Canadian: > > http://www.greycounty.on.ca/museum/bishstor.html > "William Avery Bishop was born on February 8, 1894, to William andMargaret > Bishop of Owen Sound, Ontario" > > Kind of a national hero and all that, eh? And a bit of a personal hero as well, but remember that Canadians in WWI were part of the British Empire and flew as members of the RFC and RAF. The RCAF didn't exist until after the war. On the other hand, why do Terrance and Philip look different? Because they're Canadian. KFG

You're mother smells of elderberries! I fart in your general direction! "Jon Andersen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:TzBP6.4318$[email hidden]... > I'm a Norwegian, and I'm truly sorry to say that my efforts in trying to > insult the Swedes hasn't been at the standards you'd expect fromNorwegians. > > A few days ago, Norway and Sweden had a battle at Monza. Somehow, theSwedes > won. This has been a puzzle to me. I've come to the conclusion that the > Norwegians failed to provoce the Swedes sufficietly prior to the battle.The

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> Swedes kept their cool, and won. > > I sincerely apologize for my lack of skills in the insult department. I am > convinced that if I could insult the Swedes sufficiently, they would get > angry, loose their heads, and run off track. > > There just may be a rematch. I would not like to loose once more. > > It is hard to admit it, but I do need help to insult the Swedes. > > If any of you could provide me with some good insults, I would be very > greatful ;-) . Feel free to post those helpful insult tips in public, here > at RAS ;-) > > Jon Andersen, > would like to see some Swedes in his mirrors > > >

"Kevin Gavitt" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:PQHP6.44457 > And a bit of a personal hero as well, but remember that Canadians in WWI > were part of the British Empire and flew as members of the RFC and RAF. > The RCAF didn't exist until after the war. > True, one point to mention is the BNA act. The British North America act was passed in 1867. Canada was autonomous at that point turning us into a federal state. We didn't get a formal constitution to 1982.

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> "Kevin Gavitt" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:PQHP6.44457 > > > And a bit of a personal hero as well, but remember that Canadians in WWI > > were part of the British Empire and flew as members of the RFC and RAF. > > The RCAF didn't exist until after the war. > > > > True, one point to mention is the BNA act. The British North America act

was > passed in 1867. > Canada was autonomous at that point turning us into a federal state. We > didn't get a formal constitution to 1982. > With little British targets painted on the wings of all of your airplanes, which is what Herr Goering was shooting at. Britishers. By the way, BC native Raymond Collishaw is also a bit of a personal hero of mine. In all probablility both he and Bishop actually shot down more planes apiece than Von Richtofen did, but such is the nature of "official" score keeping and records. KFG

ask them: Do your parents have any childred that lived? Your parents are both nice guys! When you were born, the doctor slapped your mama! you realize, this could go on and on. [email hidden] (Jon Andersen) wrote in <TzBP6.4318$[email hidden]>:

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>I'm a Norwegian, and I'm truly sorry to say that my efforts in trying to >insult the Swedes hasn't been at the standards you'd expect from >Norwegians. > >A few days ago, Norway and Sweden had a battle at Monza. Somehow, the >Swedes won. This has been a puzzle to me. I've come to the conclusion >that the Norwegians failed to provoce the Swedes sufficietly prior to >the battle. The Swedes kept their cool, and won. > >I sincerely apologize for my lack of skills in the insult department. I >am convinced that if I could insult the Swedes sufficiently, they would >get angry, loose their heads, and run off track. > >There just may be a rematch. I would not like to loose once more. > >It is hard to admit it, but I do need help to insult the Swedes. > >If any of you could provide me with some good insults, I would be very >greatful ;-) . Feel free to post those helpful insult tips in public, >here at RAS ;-) > >Jon Andersen, >would like to see some Swedes in his mirrors > > >

Thanks! These ones were really good :-) Jon Andersen "rb" <[email hidden]> skrev i melding news:DxRP6.23296$[email hidden]...

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> ask them: Do your parents have any childred that lived? > Your parents are both nice guys! > When you were born, the doctor slapped your mama! > > you realize, this could go on and on. > > > > [email hidden] (Jon Andersen) wrote in > <TzBP6.4318$[email hidden]>: > > >I'm a Norwegian, and I'm truly sorry to say that my efforts in trying to > >insult the Swedes hasn't been at the standards you'd expect from > >Norwegians. > > > >A few days ago, Norway and Sweden had a battle at Monza. Somehow, the > >Swedes won. This has been a puzzle to me. I've come to the conclusion > >that the Norwegians failed to provoce the Swedes sufficietly prior to > >the battle. The Swedes kept their cool, and won. > > > >I sincerely apologize for my lack of skills in the insult department. I > >am convinced that if I could insult the Swedes sufficiently, they would > >get angry, loose their heads, and run off track. > > > >There just may be a rematch. I would not like to loose once more. > > > >It is hard to admit it, but I do need help to insult the Swedes. > > > >If any of you could provide me with some good insults, I would be very > >greatful ;-) . Feel free to post those helpful insult tips in public, > >here at RAS ;-) > > > >Jon Andersen, > >would like to see some Swedes in his mirrors > > > > > > >

"rb" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:DxRP6.23296$[email hidden]... > ask them: Do your parents have any childred that lived? > Your parents are both nice guys! > When you were born, the doctor slapped your mama! > > you realize, this could go on and on. > You leave my Mama out of this! KFG

Did your grandmother ever dally with a bear?

Sez Jon Andersen <[email hidden]> > If any of you could provide me with some good insults, I would be very > greatful ;-) . Feel free to post those helpful insult tips in public, here > at RAS ;-) Ikea sucks. HTH Chris

>"Jon Andersen" <[email hidden]> wrote > If any of you could provide me with some good insults, I would be very > greatful ;-) . Feel free to post those helpful insult tips in public, here > at RAS ;-) You're just a bloody DGF! -- -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> -- May the Downforce be with you... -- http://www.ymenard.com/ -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez Corporation - helping America into the New World...

When Swedish husband and wife divorce are they still brother and sister? "Jon Andersen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:TzBP6.4318$[email hidden]... > I'm a Norwegian, and I'm truly sorry to say that my efforts in trying to > insult the Swedes hasn't been at the standards you'd expect fromNorwegians. > > A few days ago, Norway and Sweden had a battle at Monza. Somehow, theSwedes > won. This has been a puzzle to me. I've come to the conclusion that the > Norwegians failed to provoce the Swedes sufficietly prior to the battle.The

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> Swedes kept their cool, and won. > > I sincerely apologize for my lack of skills in the insult department. I am > convinced that if I could insult the Swedes sufficiently, they would get > angry, loose their heads, and run off track. > > There just may be a rematch. I would not like to loose once more. > > It is hard to admit it, but I do need help to insult the Swedes. > > If any of you could provide me with some good insults, I would be very > greatful ;-) . Feel free to post those helpful insult tips in public, here > at RAS ;-) > > Jon Andersen, > would like to see some Swedes in his mirrors > > >

In article <TzBP6.4318$[email hidden]>, Jon Andersen <[email hidden]> writes

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>I'm a Norwegian, and I'm truly sorry to say that my efforts in trying to >insult the Swedes hasn't been at the standards you'd expect from >Norwegians. > >A few days ago, Norway and Sweden had a battle at Monza. Somehow, the >Swedes >won. This has been a puzzle to me. I've come to the conclusion that the >Norwegians failed to provoce the Swedes sufficietly prior to the battle. The >Swedes kept their cool, and won. > >I sincerely apologize for my lack of skills in the insult department. I am >convinced that if I could insult the Swedes sufficiently, they would get >angry, loose their heads, and run off track. > >There just may be a rematch. I would not like to loose once more. > >It is hard to admit it, but I do need help to insult the Swedes. > >If any of you could provide me with some good insults, I would be very >greatful ;-) . Feel free to post those helpful insult tips in public, here >at RAS ;-) >

Err, what are you all doing here when you've got those gorgeous, tall, blond women in your country? Are you all gay or something? You're only good because none of you ever work. You lazy good for nothings. Did you know that Swede is an anagram of weeds? (now I'm struggling) A national flag with only 2 colours? Pathetic. (I mean the flag, not my insult) You're all crap. You're all REALLY crap!!!!!! (only use if the previous one fails) Swedes 1 Turnips 0, err... no... forget that one. -- Peter Ives Remove ALL_STRESS before replying If you know what's good for you, don't listen to me GPLRank Joystick -50.63 Wheel -5.88

"ymenard" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:AzWP6.3271$[email hidden]... > >"Jon Andersen" <[email hidden]> wrote > > If any of you could provide me with some good insults, I would be very > > greatful ;-) . Feel free to post those helpful insult tips in public,here

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> > at RAS ;-) > > You're just a bloody DGF! > > > > -- > -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> > -- May the Downforce be with you... > -- http://www.ymenard.com/ > -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez > Corporation - helping America into the New World...

Now, now. You're only supposed to be insulting, not actually cruel. KFG

Jon Andersen wrote:

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> > I'm a Norwegian, and I'm truly sorry to say that my efforts in trying to > insult the Swedes hasn't been at the standards you'd expect from Norwegians. > > A few days ago, Norway and Sweden had a battle at Monza. Somehow, the Swedes > won. This has been a puzzle to me. I've come to the conclusion that the > Norwegians failed to provoce the Swedes sufficietly prior to the battle. The > Swedes kept their cool, and won. > > I sincerely apologize for my lack of skills in the insult department. I am > convinced that if I could insult the Swedes sufficiently, they would get > angry, loose their heads, and run off track. > > There just may be a rematch. I would not like to loose once more. > > It is hard to admit it, but I do need help to insult the Swedes. > > If any of you could provide me with some good insults, I would be very > greatful ;-) . Feel free to post those helpful insult tips in public, here > at RAS ;-) > > Jon Andersen, > would like to see some Swedes in his mirrors

"You can always tell a Swede, but you can't tell him much!" "You drive like my mother." -- J'm To Reply Direct, Remove Clothes. ...-.-

<snip> > "You can always tell a Swede, but you can't tell him much!"<snip> Thanks. This was a good one :-) Jon Andersen

<snip> <snip> Thanks. This was a good one :-) Jon Andersen

"Jon Andersen" <[email hidden]> skrev i meddelandet news:TzBP6.4318$[email hidden]... > I'm a Norwegian, and I'm truly sorry to say that my efforts in trying to > insult the Swedes hasn't been at the standards you'd expect fromNorwegians. > > A few days ago, Norway and Sweden had a battle at Monza. Somehow, theSwedes > won. This has been a puzzle to me. I've come to the conclusion that the > Norwegians failed to provoce the Swedes sufficietly prior to the battle.The

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> Swedes kept their cool, and won. > > I sincerely apologize for my lack of skills in the insult department. I am > convinced that if I could insult the Swedes sufficiently, they would get > angry, loose their heads, and run off track. > > There just may be a rematch. I would not like to loose once more. > > It is hard to admit it, but I do need help to insult the Swedes. > > If any of you could provide me with some good insults, I would be very > greatful ;-) . Feel free to post those helpful insult tips in public, here > at RAS ;-) > > Jon Andersen, > would like to see some Swedes in his mirrors >

Quote from a sig I saw in another ng: "You can't insult us, we're too ignorant."

"Jon Andersen" wrote... <snip> > If any of you could provide me with some good insults, I would be very > greatful ;-) . Feel free to post those helpful insult tips in public, here > at RAS ;-)Via a somewhat shaky Danish translation: "How do you keep Copenhagen tidy? Put all the Swedish drunks back on the ferry." You could always try some cracks about moose... or is it the Norwegians who get upset about that? :-P HTH, Tony Whitley GPLRank -0.54 "On some laps I'd get as many as fifteen corners really right, but Moss, he gets them all right on every lap" - Von Trips after the 1961 German Grand Prix.

On Fri, 25 May 2001 23:06:27 GMT, "Jon Andersen" <[email hidden]> wrote: >Jon Andersen, >would like to see some Swedes in his mirrors Dream on :) Cheers, /Martin

On Fri, 25 May 2001 23:06:27 GMT, "Jon Andersen" <[email hidden]> wrote: >If any of you could provide me with some good insults, I would be very >greatful ;-) . Feel free to post those helpful insult tips in public, here >at RAS ;-) To unsult a Swede - call him a Norwegian! :) /Martin Sweden...

<snip> > To unsult a Swede - call him a Norwegian! :)<snip> Bah! That's the opposite of an insult ;-) Jon Andersen

<snip> <snip> Bah! That's the opposite of an insult ;-) Jon Andersen

To "unsult" a person, do you take back the previous "insult"? hee hee "Martin Granberg" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > On Fri, 25 May 2001 23:06:27 GMT, "Jon Andersen" > <[email hidden]> wrote: > > >If any of you could provide me with some good insults, I would be very > >greatful ;-) . Feel free to post those helpful insult tips in public,here > >at RAS ;-) > > To unsult a Swede - call him a Norwegian! :) > > /Martin > Sweden...

<snip> > To "unsult" a person, do you take back the previous "insult"? > > hee hee<snip> Go easy on him. He is a swede, Y'know. "You can always tell a Swede, but you can't tell him much!" Jon Andersen, in an insulting mood ;-)

On Thu, 31 May 2001 18:56:41 GMT, "Jon Andersen" <[email hidden]> wrote:

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><snip> >> To unsult a Swede - call him a Norwegian! :) ><snip> > >Bah! > >That's the opposite of an insult ;-)

:) I do like some of the norwegian girls :) Cheers, /Martin

:-) PerL Sweden "Jon Andersen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:2JxR6.5184$[email hidden]...

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> > <snip> > > To "unsult" a person, do you take back the previous "insult"? > > > > hee hee > <snip> > > Go easy on him. He is a swede, Y'know. > > "You can always tell a Swede, but you can't tell him much!" > > Jon Andersen, > in an insulting mood ;-) >

No! U just put un'pepper on the insult.. Yea I know it aint dat punny!! :o)~ "Rob Adams" wrote in message: | To "unsult" a person, do you take back the previous "insult"? | hee hee

I like all girls! Legal & Disease Free mind you!! :o)~ "Martin Granberg" wrote: | :) I do like some of the norwegian girls :) | Cheers, | /Martin

I like all girls! Legal & Disease Free mind you!! :o)~ | :) I do like some of the norwegian girls :) | Cheers, | /Martin

"Thom j." <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:bEzR6.19312$[email hidden]...

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> I like all girls! Legal & Disease Free mind you!! :o)~ > > "Martin Granberg" wrote: > | :) I do like some of the norwegian girls :) > | Cheers, > | /Martin > >

Swedish petting zoos are full of them. KFG

Ok ur getting a "wee bit" better here.. I'd like to dunka one of those babes...yummy.. hahaha "Kevin Gavitt" wrote: | Swedish petting zoos are full of them. | KFG

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>I'm a Norwegian, and I'm truly sorry to say that my efforts in trying to >insult the Swedes hasn't been at the standards you'd expect from Norwegians. > >A few days ago, Norway and Sweden had a battle at Monza. Somehow, the Swedes >won. This has been a puzzle to me. I've come to the conclusion that the >Norwegians failed to provoce the Swedes sufficietly prior to the battle. The >Swedes kept their cool, and won. > >I sincerely apologize for my lack of skills in the insult department. I am >convinced that if I could insult the Swedes sufficiently, they would get >angry, loose their heads, and run off track. > >There just may be a rematch. I would not like to loose once more. > >It is hard to admit it, but I do need help to insult the Swedes. > >If any of you could provide me with some good insults, I would be very >greatful ;-) . Feel free to post those helpful insult tips in public, here >at RAS ;-) > >Jon Andersen, >would like to see some Swedes in his mirrors > > >

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