Germany 1 - 5 England !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
five one to the en-ger-land, five one to the en-ger-land, five one to the
...... :)
Congrats to Sven, Becks and the lads.
England's 5-1 win over Germany
Simon Brown celebrated England's 5-1 World Cup qualifying win in Germany. The thread became football banter among European posters about national teams' fortunes, including a famous Norwegian commentary that was parodied.
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Simon Brown <[email hidden]> wrote on 01 Sep 2001:
> Germany 1 - 5 England !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> five one to the en-ger-land, five one to the en-ger-land, five one
> to the ...... :)
> Congrats to Sven, Becks and the lads.
You said it :-)
Let's hope we hear less of the "oh, we should have an English manager"
rubbish now...
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really" - Raymond Mays on Shelsley Walsh.
On 2 Sep 2001 21:39:11 GMT, [email hidden] (David
Buttery) wrote:
Please - don't talk about soccer.. not after Ireland-Holland last
saturday :((
Andre
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>Simon Brown <[email hidden]> wrote on 01 Sep 2001: > >> Germany 1 - 5 England !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >> >> five one to the en-ger-land, five one to the en-ger-land, five one >> to the ...... :) >> Congrats to Sven, Becks and the lads. > >You said it :-) > >Let's hope we hear less of the "oh, we should have an English manager" >rubbish now...Chin up Andre, don't know when our guys will be playing Scotland, but I got
this feeling we'll be sharing your pain when that happens.
Jan.
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"Andre Warringa" wrote...
> <snip>
> Please - don't talk about soccer.. not after Ireland-
> Holland last saturday :((
>
> Andre
Jan Verschueren wrote:
>
> Chin up Andre, don't know when our guys will be playing Scotland, but I got
> this feeling we'll be sharing your pain when that happens.
And we here in Norway already do.....pitiful is a word that comes to
mind
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Do you have any Pacejka formula for a soccer ball ?
in my simulation the balloon seems to oversteer a lot and i can't
score....;o)
btw, why the French team is'nt playing ? ... ho.. there are world
champion..didn't know the rule ;o)
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Andre Warringa wrote:
> On 2 Sep 2001 21:39:11 GMT, [email hidden] (David
> Buttery) wrote:
>
> >Simon Brown <[email hidden]> wrote on 01 Sep 2001:
> >
> >> Germany 1 - 5 England !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >>
> >> five one to the en-ger-land, five one to the en-ger-land, five one
> >> to the ...... :)
> >> Congrats to Sven, Becks and the lads.
> >
> >You said it :-)
> >
> >Let's hope we hear less of the "oh, we should have an English manager"
> >rubbish now...
>
> Please - don't talk about soccer.. not after Ireland-Holland last
> saturday :((
>
> Andre
What bugs me, in this age of global travel, is that we still have the local
qualifying groups. Then, Holland fail to qualify, but Saudi Arabia, or some
other duff nation do. If it's about bringing exposure to the minnows,
wouldn't the qualifying group do that too?
4 from CONCACAF? What a joke!
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> Chin up Andre, don't know when our guys will be playing Scotland, but Igot
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> this feeling we'll be sharing your pain when that happens. > > Jan. > =--- > "Pay attention when I'm talking to you boy!" -Foghorn Leghorn. > > "Andre Warringa" wrote... > > <snip> > > Please - don't talk about soccer.. not after Ireland- > > Holland last saturday :(( > > > > Andre > >
Sebastien Tixier wrote:
One more reason to hate the French.....:-)
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> > Do you have any Pacejka formula for a soccer ball ? > > in my simulation the balloon seems to oversteer a lot and i can't > score....;o) > > btw, why the French team is'nt playing ? ... ho.. there are world > champion..didn't know the rule ;o)Ouch & Yikes Goy!! I aint going here this time!! phew.. :)
"Goy Larsen" wrote:
| One more reason to hate the French.....:-)
|
| Beers and cheers
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Goy Larsen wrote:
> Sebastien Tixier wrote:
> >
> > Do you have any Pacejka formula for a soccer ball ?
> >
> > in my simulation the balloon seems to oversteer a lot and i can't
> > score....;o)
> >
> > btw, why the French team is'nt playing ? ... ho.. there are world
> > champion..didn't know the rule ;o)
>
> One more reason to hate the French.....:-)
>
> Beers and cheers
> (uncle) Goy
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"Thom j." wrote:
>
> Ouch & Yikes Goy!! I aint going here this time!! phew.. :)
Well, our own team lost 0-3 to Poland this weekend......I need to went,
we're now dead last in our qualifying group, as I stated earlier,
pitiful....and I'm not even particularly interested in football, some
would say that's pretty obvious since I root for Vaalerenga, but there
you go...:-)
Oh well, another match on Wed, against Wales no less, can't wait to get
our national butt kicked again, hopefully we will lose by a lot and the
national football association will be *forced* to replace our current
couch which has taken us from being one of the more feared (I didn't
say we were good, just difficult to play against and good at stealing
points, just ask Brazil :-) national teams, to being one of the nations
everyone wants to meet;
"hey we got Norway in our group"
"well, that's 6 points at least...."
Oh well, it could have been worse, we could have hired a Swede to coach
the team......err, hang on.......nevermind
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Ahh a football aka soccer lurker...eh? Team sports never interested me
and I prefer all one on one or man verses machine type stuff. So when
it comes to the team thing it means nada` to me!! :)
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| Well, our own team lost 0-3 to Poland this weekend......I need to went, | we're now dead last in our qualifying group, as I stated earlier, | pitiful....and I'm not even particularly interested in football, some | would say that's pretty obvious since I root for Vaalerenga, but there | you go...:-) | | Oh well, another match on Wed, against Wales no less, can't wait to get | our national butt kicked again, hopefully we will lose by a lot and the | national football association will be *forced* to replace our current | couch which has taken us from being one of the more feared (I didn't | say we were good, just difficult to play against and good at stealing | points, just ask Brazil :-) national teams, to being one of the nations | everyone wants to meet; | | "hey we got Norway in our group" | | "well, that's 6 points at least...." | | Oh well, it could have been worse, we could have hired a Swede to coach | the team......err, hang on.......nevermind | | | Beers and cheers | (uncle) Goy | | "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ | | * Spam is for losers who can't get business any other way * | "Spamkiller" http://www.spamkiller.com"Thom j." wrote:
>
> Ahh a football aka soccer lurker...eh? Team sports never interested me
> and I prefer all one on one or man verses machine type stuff. So when
> it comes to the team thing it means nada` to me!! :)
Neither was I, until our former coach (not couch) started to show the
nation we could handle nations like Italy and Brazil, we humiliated
Brazil in a private match just before the WC in 98, and then we beat
them again in the actual WC, those things kinda make you a believer,
then we switched coach and we're back to our normal regular schedule,
still, I sit in front of the TV every match hoping for some of the glory
days to return, but alas
How this will make me faster in GPL I have no idea
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lol Goy, neither do I but it was interesting thanx..
| How this will make me faster in GPL I have no idea
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| Neither was I, until our former coach (not couch) started to show the | nation we could handle nations like Italy and Brazil, we humiliated | Brazil in a private match just before the WC in 98, and then we beat | them again in the actual WC, those things kinda make you a believer, | then we switched coach and we're back to our normal regular schedule, | still, I sit in front of the TV every match hoping for some of the glory | days to return, but alas | | How this will make me faster in GPL I have no idea | | Beers and cheers | (uncle) Goy | "Thom j." wrote: | > Ahh a football aka soccer lurker...eh? Team sports never interested me | > and I prefer all one on one or man verses machine type stuff. So when | > it comes to the team thing it means nada` to me!! :)
"David Buttery" wrote...
Too right. And it takes away the pain of having that obnoxious German twat
as World Champion :-O
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> Simon Brown <[email hidden]> wrote on 01 Sep 2001: > > > Germany 1 - 5 England !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > > > five one to the en-ger-land, five one to the en-ger-land, five one > > to the ...... :) > > Congrats to Sven, Becks and the lads. > > You said it :-) > > Let's hope we hear less of the "oh, we should have an English manager" > rubbish now...Goy Larsen <[email hidden]> wrote on 03 Sep 2001:
> And we here in Norway already do.....pitiful is a word that comes
> to mind<snip>
"Henrik Ibsen! Edvard Grieg! Thor Heyerdahl! Roald Amundsen! Edvard
Munch! Can you hear me? Edvard Munch, your boys took a hell of a
beating!" :-)
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"After all, a mere thousand yards - such a harmless little knoll,
really" - Raymond Mays on Shelsley Walsh.
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Priceless! Nice one, David!!!!
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> Goy Larsen <[email hidden]> wrote on 03 Sep 2001: > > > And we here in Norway already do.....pitiful is a word that comes > > to mind > <snip> > > "Henrik Ibsen! Edvard Grieg! Thor Heyerdahl! Roald Amundsen! Edvard > Munch! Can you hear me? Edvard Munch, your boys took a hell of a > beating!" :-)David Buttery wrote:
Kicking a man when he's down......nice......
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> > Goy Larsen <[email hidden]> wrote on 03 Sep 2001: > > > And we here in Norway already do.....pitiful is a word that comes > > to mind > <snip> > > "Henrik Ibsen! Edvard Grieg! Thor Heyerdahl! Roald Amundsen! Edvard > Munch! Can you hear me? Edvard Munch, your boys took a hell of a > beating!" :-) > > -- > "After all, a mere thousand yards - such a harmless little knoll, > really" - Raymond Mays on Shelsley Walsh.
"David Buttery" wrote...
Classic!
Tony
(with apologies to 9/10ths of the world who won't know what it's all about)
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> Goy Larsen <[email hidden]> wrote on 03 Sep 2001: > > > And we here in Norway already do.....pitiful is a word that comes > > to mind > <snip> > > "Henrik Ibsen! Edvard Grieg! Thor Heyerdahl! Roald Amundsen! Edvard > Munch! Can you hear me? Edvard Munch, your boys took a hell of a > beating!" :-)True, a writer, a composer, two scientific explorers and a painter.... the
names ring a bell and they're all Norwegian, obviously, but I can't think of
a connection to soccer for any of them. Can't link them David, Goy nor you
either, so yup: I haven't got a clue what this is about.
Jan./ nice to be in line with 9/10ths of the population for once.
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> <snip> > Classic! > > Tony > (with apologies to 9/10ths of the world who won't know what > it's all about) > > >Tony Whitley wrote:
The "White Trash" operations claiming to be newspapers (The Sun and The Mirror)
seem to educate the nation... ;)
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> > "David Buttery" wrote... > > Simon Brown <[email hidden]> wrote on 01 Sep 2001: > > > > > Germany 1 - 5 England !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > > > > > five one to the en-ger-land, five one to the en-ger-land, five one > > > to the ...... :) > > > Congrats to Sven, Becks and the lads. > > > > You said it :-) > > > > Let's hope we hear less of the "oh, we should have an English manager" > > rubbish now... > Too right. And it takes away the pain of having that obnoxious German twat > as World Champion :-OJan Verschueren <[email hidden]> wrote on 04 Sep
2001:
<snip>
>I haven't
> got a clue what this is about. <snip>
See here, fourth paragraph:
http://www.fool.co.uk/bribble/1999/bribble990119.htm
The event is now a classic in both England and Norway.
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"After all, a mere thousand yards - such a harmless little knoll,
really" - Raymond Mays on Shelsley Walsh.
What was he on about? See http://www.shelsley-walsh.co.uk !
Ah... I knew it had to be a paraphrase, but the reference was a bit too
obscure for me to know about. Thanks
Nice one, BTW.
Jan.
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"David Buttery" wrote...
> <snip>
> See here, fourth paragraph:
>
> http://www.fool.co.uk/bribble/1999/bribble990119.htm
>
> The event is now a classic in both England and Norway.
[email hidden] (David Buttery) writes:
Bjorn Minge? I know (trust me on this one) that norwegian names tend
to get butchered abroad, but how do you get from Bj�rge Lillelien to
Bjorn Minge?
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> Jan Verschueren <[email hidden]> wrote on 04 Sep > 2001: > > <snip> > >I haven't > > got a clue what this is about. > <snip> > > See here, fourth paragraph: > > http://www.fool.co.uk/bribble/1999/bribble990119.htm > > The event is now a classic in both England and Norway.>
> Bjorn Minge? I know (trust me on this one) that norwegian names tend
> to get butchered abroad, but how do you get from Bj�rge Lillelien to
> Bjorn Minge?
> --
> -asbjxrn
Minge is a colloquial term (gypsy origin I think) referring to a part of a
lady's anatomy, a front bottom, if you will.
For the purposes of satire, it probably sounded "foreign" enough to make a
spoof name from.
cheers
John
LOL! That was brilliant David :)
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> > "Henrik Ibsen! Edvard Grieg! Thor Heyerdahl! Roald Amundsen! Edvard > Munch! Can you hear me? Edvard Munch, your boys took a hell of a > beating!" :-) > > -- > "After all, a mere thousand yards - such a harmless little knoll, > really" - Raymond Mays on Shelsley Walsh.Ah, football....it can be wonderful, majestic, glorious, and then it can
come up with headlines like this :-)
(Kids, don't look)
http://www.eurosport.com/News.asp?StoryID=102878&LangueID=0
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> LOL! That was brilliant David :)
Colin Harris wrote:
>
> Ah, football....it can be wonderful, majestic, glorious, and then it can
> come up with headlines like this :-)
> (Kids, don't look)
> http://www.eurosport.com/News.asp?StoryID=102878&LangueID=0
ROFL
Oh well, time to go and watch our team getting the crap kicked out of
them by Wales (?), GO WALES, WALES RULES
I hope Ryan Giggs has one of his "days" and makes a complete fool of our
defense, the only way I can see our current couch, or coach, take your
pick, stepping down so that we can hire one that can bring back the
glory days, yes, we've had a couple, we beat Brazil TWICE in 98, one of
them was in the WC no less.....
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Hehe :)
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> Ah, football....it can be wonderful, majestic, glorious, and then it can
> come up with headlines like this :-)
> (Kids, don't look)
> http://www.eurosport.com/News.asp?StoryID=102878&LangueID=0
Goy Larsen <[email hidden]> wrote on 05 Sep 2001:
<snip>
> I hope Ryan Giggs has one of his "days"<snip>
Well, he got sent off - does that count...?
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"After all, a mere thousand yards - such a harmless little knoll,
really" - Raymond Mays on Shelsley Walsh.
What was he on about? See http://www.shelsley-walsh.co.uk !
They do that over there too?
I went to Sea World and saw a whale flip a ball all the way across the
pool....it brought tears to my eyes....
actually the seawater from the splashing probably did that... is that the
Wales you were talking about?
:)
dave(otter)henrie
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> > > Colin Harris wrote: > > > > Ah, football....it can be wonderful, majestic, glorious, and then it can > > come up with headlines like this :-) > > (Kids, don't look) > > http://www.eurosport.com/News.asp?StoryID=102878&LangueID=0 > > ROFL > > Oh well, time to go and watch our team getting the crap kicked out of > them by Wales (?), GO WALES, WALES RULES > > I hope Ryan Giggs has one of his "days" and makes a complete fool of our > defense, the only way I can see our current couch, or coach, take your > pick, stepping down so that we can hire one that can bring back the > glory days, yes, we've had a couple, we beat Brazil TWICE in 98, one of > them was in the WC no less..... > > > Beers and cheers > (uncle) Goy > > "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ > > * Spam is for losers who can't get business any other way * > "Spamkiller" http://www.spamkiller.com
David Buttery wrote:
LOL, he asked for that one, oh well, with that victory our coach is safe
for the time being...:-(
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> > Goy Larsen <[email hidden]> wrote on 05 Sep 2001: > > <snip> > > I hope Ryan Giggs has one of his "days" > <snip> > > Well, he got sent off - does that count...?
Dave Henrie wrote:
ROFL, good one Dave
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