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28 posts by 9 people · 02 Sep 2001 02:55 UTC - 05 Sep 2001 09:31 UTC

Joke bids on F1 Racing Championship turn to banter

A poster offered a copy of F1 Racing Championship for sale and regulars made joke bids. The thread quickly became off-topic banter about sheep jokes, Britney Spears and dating age gaps.

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Jaye 02 Sep 2001 02:55 UTC#164303
I have it, how much do you want to spend?
EldredP 02 Sep 2001 15:52 UTC↳ reply to Jaye#164282
In article <9ms764$md5$[email hidden]>, "Jaye" <[email hidden]> writes: >Subject: f1 racing champ >From: "Jaye" <[email hidden]> >Date: Sun, 2 Sep 2001 12:25:43 +0930 > >I have it, how much do you want to spend? $3 Well, he ASKED...<g> Eldred -- Dale Earnhardt, Sr. R.I.P. 1951-2001 Homepage - http://www.umich.edu/~epickett F1 hcp. +16.36...Monster +360.54... Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you with experience... Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.
I'll bid $3.01 :) "EldredP" wrote: | $3 | Well, he ASKED...<g> | | Eldred "Jaye" writes: | >I have it, how much do you want to spend? --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.273 / Virus Database: 143 - Release Date: 8/16/2001
On Sun, 02 Sep 2001 20:49:16 GMT, Uncle Fester <[email hidden]> wrote:
Quoted text (8 lines)> > >"Thom j." wrote: >> >> I'll bid $3.01 :) > > >I'll go $4, if you throw in the shipping.
$4,50 and one sheep, final offer. Andre
Ok I'll go $4.01 if you throw in the shipping, a brand new TM Ferrari FF Race Wheel and a week with Britney S. :)~ "Uncle Fester" wrote:
Quoted text (8 lines)| I'll go $4, if you throw in the shipping. | | -- | Fester | "Thom j." wrote: | > | > I'll bid $3.01 :)
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hmmmm? me is starting to worry about Andre and this sheep thing?.. :)~ "Andre Warringa" wrote: | $4,50 and one sheep, final offer. | | Andre Uncle Fester wrote: | >I'll go $4, if you throw in the shipping. | >"Thom j." wrote: | >> | >> I'll bid $3.01 :) --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.273 / Virus Database: 143 - Release Date: 8/16/2001
I grew up in Washington State. Which is about 90 minutes from Montanna...a huge sheep raising state. Here are some of the old Montanna jokes... Q: What is the difference between a University of Montanna Cheerleader and a Sheep? A: The Sheep can get a date. Montana, where the Men are Men, the Women are scarce and the Sheep are nervous. we now return this newsgroup to it's regularly scheduled broadcast. dave henrie "Thom j." <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:vCyk7.163721$[email hidden]...
Quoted text (23 lines)> hmmmm? me is starting to worry about Andre and this sheep > thing?.. :)~ > > "Andre Warringa" wrote: > | $4,50 and one sheep, final offer. > | > | Andre > > Uncle Fester wrote: > | >I'll go $4, if you throw in the shipping. > > | >"Thom j." wrote: > | >> > | >> I'll bid $3.01 :) > > > > --- > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.273 / Virus Database: 143 - Release Date: 8/16/2001 > >
Haqsau 03 Sep 2001 00:49 UTC↳ reply to Thom j.#164166
Oh come on, I'd be willing to pay at least $5 for a week with Britney! "Thom j." <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:N9yk7.163707$[email hidden]...
Quoted text (21 lines)> Ok I'll go $4.01 if you throw in the shipping, a brand new > TM Ferrari FF Race Wheel and a week with Britney S. :)~ > > "Uncle Fester" wrote: > | I'll go $4, if you throw in the shipping. > | > | -- > | Fester > > | "Thom j." wrote: > | > > | > I'll bid $3.01 :) > > > > --- > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.273 / Virus Database: 143 - Release Date: 8/16/2001 > >
"Thom j." wrote:
Quoted text (8 lines)> > hmmmm? me is starting to worry about Andre and this sheep > thing?.. :)~ > > "Andre Warringa" wrote: > | $4,50 and one sheep, final offer. > | > | Andre
A man's gotta love SOMETHING, eh? -- Fester
and I thought I was warped!! hahaha U R 1 Sick Pup DH :) "Dave Henrie" wrote: | I grew up in Washington State. Which is about 90 minutes from | Montanna...a huge sheep raising state. Here are some of the old Montanna | jokes... | | Q: What is the difference between a University of Montanna Cheerleaderand
Quoted text (24 lines)| a Sheep? | A: The Sheep can get a date. | | Montana, where the Men are Men, the Women are scarce and the Sheep are | nervous. | | we now return this newsgroup to it's regularly scheduled broadcast. | dave henrie | "Thom j." wrote: | > hmmmm? me is starting to worry about Andre and this sheep | > thing?.. :)~ | > | > "Andre Warringa" wrote: | > | $4,50 and one sheep, final offer. | > | | > | Andre | > | > Uncle Fester wrote: | > | >I'll go $4, if you throw in the shipping. | > | > | >"Thom j." wrote: | > | >> | > | >> I'll bid $3.01 :)
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Thom j. 03 Sep 2001 01:46 UTC↳ reply to Haqsau#164178
Haqsau, If I wasnt so damm old & decrepit, I'd pay $Kazillion$ for a week with her... YummmmmmmmY!! :o)~ btw: dont ya'all think Britney looks like a young Heather Locklear? "Haqsau" wrote:
Quoted text (16 lines)| Oh come on, I'd be willing to pay at least $5 for a week with Britney! | | | "Thom j." wrote: | > Ok I'll go $4.01 if you throw in the shipping, a brand new | > TM Ferrari FF Race Wheel and a week with Britney S. :)~ | > | > "Uncle Fester" wrote: | > | I'll go $4, if you throw in the shipping. | > | | > | -- | > | Fester | > | > | "Thom j." wrote: | > | > | > | > I'll bid $3.01 :)
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baaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha baaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha :) "Uncle Fester" wrote:
Quoted text (14 lines)| A man's gotta love SOMETHING, eh? | -- | Fester | "Thom j." wrote: | > | > hmmmm? me is starting to worry about Andre and this sheep | > thing?.. :)~ | > | > "Andre Warringa" wrote: | > | $4,50 and one sheep, final offer. | > | | > | Andre |
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Haqsau 03 Sep 2001 02:05 UTC↳ reply to Thom j.#164183
Bah! (Or should I say baaaaaaaaaaaaaa) A few years back, shortly after my divorce (and shortly before, hehe) I went out with a number of very sweet young women (but not all at once!). They're fun for a couple of hours, and then they get really annoying. The age difference really does make a difference, I'm sorry to say. So I might be willing to pay a kazillion for a couple of hours with Britney, but I wouldn't pay more than $5 for a whole week. ;o) "Thom j." <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:QhBk7.163955$[email hidden]... > Haqsau, If I wasnt so damm old & decrepit, I'd pay $Kazillion$ for > a week with her... YummmmmmmmY!! :o)~ btw: dont ya'all think > Britney looks like a young Heather Locklear? > > "Haqsau" wrote: > | Oh come on, I'd be willing to pay at least $5 for a week withBritney!
Quoted text (24 lines)> | > | > | "Thom j." wrote: > | > Ok I'll go $4.01 if you throw in the shipping, a brand new > | > TM Ferrari FF Race Wheel and a week with Britney S. :)~ > | > > | > "Uncle Fester" wrote: > | > | I'll go $4, if you throw in the shipping. > | > | > | > | -- > | > | Fester > | > > | > | "Thom j." wrote: > | > | > > | > | > I'll bid $3.01 :) > > > > --- > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.273 / Virus Database: 143 - Release Date: 8/16/2001 > >
In article <[email hidden]>, Andre Warringa <[email hidden]> writes:
Quoted text (15 lines)>On Sun, 02 Sep 2001 20:49:16 GMT, Uncle Fester <[email hidden]> >wrote: > >> >> >>"Thom j." wrote: >>> >>> I'll bid $3.01 :) >> >> >>I'll go $4, if you throw in the shipping. > >$4,50 and one sheep, final offer. > >Andre
What the...a sheep...??? Um, Andre? You should get out more... <g> Eldred -- Dale Earnhardt, Sr. R.I.P. 1951-2001 Homepage - http://www.umich.edu/~epickett F1 hcp. +16.36...Monster +360.54... Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you with experience... Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.
On 03 Sep 2001 03:25:45 GMT, [email hidden] (EldredP) wrote:
Quoted text (8 lines)>>$4,50 and one sheep, final offer. >> >>Andre > >What the...a sheep...??? >Um, Andre? You should get out more... <g> > >Eldred
/me highly regrets his post :) Andre
Haqsau wrote:
Quoted text (11 lines)> Bah! (Or should I say baaaaaaaaaaaaaa) A few years back, shortly > after > my divorce (and shortly before, hehe) I went out with a number of very > sweet young women (but not all at once!). They're fun for a couple of > hours, and then they get really annoying. The age difference really > does make a difference, I'm sorry to say. So I might be willing to > pay > a kazillion for a couple of hours with Britney, but I wouldn't pay > more > than $5 for a whole week. ;o) >
My girlfriend is 25. I'm 36. She hasn't gotten "annoying" yet! :-) -- "Life is what you experience between racing games" Galley
Thom j. 03 Sep 2001 15:35 UTC↳ reply to Haqsau#164093
Haqsau, I have been divorced and single for 21yrs now Haqsau and I did have multiple hineys oops honeys at times but its old news now! I agree wth your premise but I had a hell' of a good time with all those young babes for months! :o)~ So it still would be 'aok' to have Britney here for a week but my only problem is what in the "H" would I do with her? hahahaha :o)~ Cheers From Ole' Tee aka -Thom_j. 'O' ya btw: I aint got a $kazillion anywayz so its all a dream! :)~ "Haqsau" wrote:
Quoted text (32 lines)| Bah! (Or should I say baaaaaaaaaaaaaa) A few years back, shortly after | my divorce (and shortly before, hehe) I went out with a number of very | sweet young women (but not all at once!). They're fun for a couple of | hours, and then they get really annoying. The age difference really | does make a difference, I'm sorry to say. So I might be willing to pay | a kazillion for a couple of hours with Britney, but I wouldn't pay more | than $5 for a whole week. ;o) | | | "Thom j." wrote: | > Haqsau, If I wasnt so damm old & decrepit, I'd pay $Kazillion$ for | > a week with her... YummmmmmmmY!! :o)~ btw: dont ya'all think | > Britney looks like a young Heather Locklear? | > | > "Haqsau" wrote: | > | Oh come on, I'd be willing to pay at least $5 for a week with | Britney! | > | | > | | > | "Thom j." wrote: | > | > Ok I'll go $4.01 if you throw in the shipping, a brand new | > | > TM Ferrari FF Race Wheel and a week with Britney S. :)~ | > | > | > | > "Uncle Fester" wrote: | > | > | I'll go $4, if you throw in the shipping. | > | > | | > | > | -- | > | > | Fester | > | > | > | > | "Thom j." wrote: | > | > | > | > | > | > I'll bid $3.01 :)
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Eldred it appears that Andre is Baaaaaaaaa'shful!! :) "EldredP" wrote: | | What the...a sheep...??? | Um, Andre? You should get out more... <g> | | Eldred Andre Warringa writes: | > | >$4,50 and one sheep, final offer. | > | >Andre Uncle Fester wrote: | >>I'll go $4, if you throw in the shipping. | >>"Thom j." wrote: | >>> | >>> I'll bid $3.01 :) --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.273 / Virus Database: 143 - Release Date: 8/16/2001
In article <QhBk7.163955$[email hidden]>, "Thom j." <[email hidden]> writes: >Haqsau, If I wasnt so damm old & decrepit, I'd pay $Kazillion$ for >a week with her... YummmmmmmmY!! :o)~ btw: dont ya'all think >Britney looks like a young Heather Locklear? > Thank you - now I'll at least be able to tell her and Christina Aguilera apart...<g> Eldred -- Dale Earnhardt, Sr. R.I.P. 1951-2001 Homepage - http://www.umich.edu/~epickett F1 hcp. +16.36...Monster +360.54... Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you with experience... Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.
really?? hahaha "Andre Warringa" wrote: | /me highly regrets his post :) | | Andre (EldredP) wrote:
Quoted text (9 lines)| >What the...a sheep...??? | >Um, Andre? You should get out more... <g> | > | >Eldred | >>$4,50 and one sheep, final offer. | >> | >>Andre
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"Thom j." <[email hidden]> writes: > Eldred it appears that Andre is Baaaaaaaaa'shful!! :) Like I've told aussies say about kiwis, "Just helping it over the fence" :)
Quoted text (28 lines)> "EldredP" wrote: > | > | What the...a sheep...??? > | Um, Andre? You should get out more... <g> > | > | Eldred > > Andre Warringa writes: > | > > | >$4,50 and one sheep, final offer. > | > > | >Andre > > Uncle Fester wrote: > | >>I'll go $4, if you throw in the shipping. > > | >>"Thom j." wrote: > | >>> > | >>> I'll bid $3.01 :) > > > > --- > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.273 / Virus Database: 143 - Release Date: 8/16/2001 > >
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Ok Ok Ok I give..lol Poor Andre is getting the raw end of the wool here.. Sorry Andre we'zz just funnin' :) "Olav K. Malmin" wrote:
Quoted text (25 lines)| Like I've told aussies say about kiwis, "Just helping it over the | fence" :) | | "Thom j."writes: | > Eldred it appears that Andre is Baaaaaaaaa'shful!! :) | | > "EldredP" wrote: | > | | > | What the...a sheep...??? | > | Um, Andre? You should get out more... <g> | > | | > | Eldred | > | > Andre Warringa writes: | > | > | > | >$4,50 and one sheep, final offer. | > | > | > | >Andre | > | > Uncle Fester wrote: | > | >>I'll go $4, if you throw in the shipping. | > | > | >>"Thom j." wrote: | > | >>> | > | >>> I'll bid $3.01 :)
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YummmmmmY! Galley_SimRacer Any pics?? hehehe Yea yea yea guyz I know me bad & a dirty ole man to boot :o)~ "Galley_SimRacer" wrote: | My girlfriend is 25. I'm 36. She hasn't gotten "annoying" yet! :-) | -- | "Life is what you experience between racing games" | Galley --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.273 / Virus Database: 143 - Release Date: 8/16/2001
I probably should just not post in this thread anymore, before I dig myself in too deep. I actually think the older man/younger woman thing can work quite well, as long as we are talking about women, as opposed to girls. My comment was referring to girls in the 18 - 21 year range. They're fun to be with, but just not mature enough to be a partner to someone in their 30's. People mature a lot after they get out of school and as they approach 30, and age difference definitely becomes less important as you get older. It has more to do with maturity difference than age difference. There. Hopefully I have not completely buried myself with that comment. ;o) "Galley_SimRacer" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > My girlfriend is 25. I'm 36. She hasn't gotten "annoying" yet! :-) > -- > "Life is what you experience between racing games" > Galley
Thom j. 03 Sep 2001 21:55 UTC↳ reply to Haqsau#163995
To me, Haqsau, the bottom line is: if you are happy with your mate and visa-versa thats all that counts. no "pedophile'ing" tho'.. :) "Haqsau" wrote:
Quoted text (11 lines)| I probably should just not post in this thread anymore, before I dig | myself in too deep. I actually think the older man/younger woman thing | can work quite well, as long as we are talking about women, as opposed | to girls. My comment was referring to girls in the 18 - 21 year range. | They're fun to be with, but just not mature enough to be a partner to | someone in their 30's. People mature a lot after they get out of school | and as they approach 30, and age difference definitely becomes less | important as you get older. It has more to do with maturity difference | than age difference. There. Hopefully I have not completely buried | myself with that comment. ;o) |
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In article <[email hidden]>, Galley_SimRacer <[email hidden]> writes: >My girlfriend is 25. I'm 36. She hasn't gotten "annoying" yet! :-) 25?!? How'd you manage THAT???<g> Eldred -- Dale Earnhardt, Sr. R.I.P. 1951-2001 Homepage - http://www.umich.edu/~epickett F1 hcp. +16.36...Monster +360.54... Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you with experience... Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.
Maybe he meant Two 12&1/2s?? :) "EldredP" wrote: | 25?!? How'd you manage THAT???<g> | | Eldred Galley_SimRacer writes: | >My girlfriend is 25. I'm 36. She hasn't gotten "annoying" yet! :-) | --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.276 / Virus Database: 145 - Release Date: 9/3/2001

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