I have it, how much do you want to spend?
Joke bids on F1 Racing Championship turn to banter
A poster offered a copy of F1 Racing Championship for sale and regulars made joke bids. The thread quickly became off-topic banter about sheep jokes, Britney Spears and dating age gaps.
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In article <9ms764$md5$[email hidden]>, "Jaye" <[email hidden]> writes:
>Subject: f1 racing champ
>From: "Jaye" <[email hidden]>
>Date: Sun, 2 Sep 2001 12:25:43 +0930
>
>I have it, how much do you want to spend?
$3
Well, he ASKED...<g>
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I'll bid $3.01 :)
"EldredP" wrote:
| $3
| Well, he ASKED...<g>
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| Eldred
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| >I have it, how much do you want to spend?
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"Thom j." wrote:
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> I'll bid $3.01 :)
I'll go $4, if you throw in the shipping.
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$4,50 and one sheep, final offer.
Andre
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> > >"Thom j." wrote: >> >> I'll bid $3.01 :) > > >I'll go $4, if you throw in the shipping.Ok I'll go $4.01 if you throw in the shipping, a brand new
TM Ferrari FF Race Wheel and a week with Britney S. :)~
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| I'll go $4, if you throw in the shipping. | | -- | Fester | "Thom j." wrote: | > | > I'll bid $3.01 :)hmmmm? me is starting to worry about Andre and this sheep
thing?.. :)~
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| $4,50 and one sheep, final offer.
|
| Andre
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| >"Thom j." wrote:
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| >> I'll bid $3.01 :)
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I grew up in Washington State. Which is about 90 minutes from
Montanna...a huge sheep raising state. Here are some of the old Montanna
jokes...
Q: What is the difference between a University of Montanna Cheerleader and
a Sheep?
A: The Sheep can get a date.
Montana, where the Men are Men, the Women are scarce and the Sheep are
nervous.
we now return this newsgroup to it's regularly scheduled broadcast.
dave henrie
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> hmmmm? me is starting to worry about Andre and this sheep > thing?.. :)~ > > "Andre Warringa" wrote: > | $4,50 and one sheep, final offer. > | > | Andre > > Uncle Fester wrote: > | >I'll go $4, if you throw in the shipping. > > | >"Thom j." wrote: > | >> > | >> I'll bid $3.01 :) > > > > --- > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.273 / Virus Database: 143 - Release Date: 8/16/2001 > >Oh come on, I'd be willing to pay at least $5 for a week with Britney!
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> Ok I'll go $4.01 if you throw in the shipping, a brand new > TM Ferrari FF Race Wheel and a week with Britney S. :)~ > > "Uncle Fester" wrote: > | I'll go $4, if you throw in the shipping. > | > | -- > | Fester > > | "Thom j." wrote: > | > > | > I'll bid $3.01 :) > > > > --- > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.273 / Virus Database: 143 - Release Date: 8/16/2001 > >
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A man's gotta love SOMETHING, eh?
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> > hmmmm? me is starting to worry about Andre and this sheep > thing?.. :)~ > > "Andre Warringa" wrote: > | $4,50 and one sheep, final offer. > | > | Andreand I thought I was warped!! hahaha U R 1 Sick Pup DH :)
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| I grew up in Washington State. Which is about 90 minutes from
| Montanna...a huge sheep raising state. Here are some of the old Montanna
| jokes...
|
| Q: What is the difference between a University of Montanna Cheerleaderand
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| a Sheep? | A: The Sheep can get a date. | | Montana, where the Men are Men, the Women are scarce and the Sheep are | nervous. | | we now return this newsgroup to it's regularly scheduled broadcast. | dave henrie | "Thom j." wrote: | > hmmmm? me is starting to worry about Andre and this sheep | > thing?.. :)~ | > | > "Andre Warringa" wrote: | > | $4,50 and one sheep, final offer. | > | | > | Andre | > | > Uncle Fester wrote: | > | >I'll go $4, if you throw in the shipping. | > | > | >"Thom j." wrote: | > | >> | > | >> I'll bid $3.01 :)Haqsau, If I wasnt so damm old & decrepit, I'd pay $Kazillion$ for
a week with her... YummmmmmmmY!! :o)~ btw: dont ya'all think
Britney looks like a young Heather Locklear?
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| Oh come on, I'd be willing to pay at least $5 for a week with Britney! | | | "Thom j." wrote: | > Ok I'll go $4.01 if you throw in the shipping, a brand new | > TM Ferrari FF Race Wheel and a week with Britney S. :)~ | > | > "Uncle Fester" wrote: | > | I'll go $4, if you throw in the shipping. | > | | > | -- | > | Fester | > | > | "Thom j." wrote: | > | > | > | > I'll bid $3.01 :)baaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha baaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha :)
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| A man's gotta love SOMETHING, eh? | -- | Fester | "Thom j." wrote: | > | > hmmmm? me is starting to worry about Andre and this sheep | > thing?.. :)~ | > | > "Andre Warringa" wrote: | > | $4,50 and one sheep, final offer. | > | | > | Andre |Bah! (Or should I say baaaaaaaaaaaaaa) A few years back, shortly after
my divorce (and shortly before, hehe) I went out with a number of very
sweet young women (but not all at once!). They're fun for a couple of
hours, and then they get really annoying. The age difference really
does make a difference, I'm sorry to say. So I might be willing to pay
a kazillion for a couple of hours with Britney, but I wouldn't pay more
than $5 for a whole week. ;o)
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> Haqsau, If I wasnt so damm old & decrepit, I'd pay $Kazillion$ for
> a week with her... YummmmmmmmY!! :o)~ btw: dont ya'all think
> Britney looks like a young Heather Locklear?
>
> "Haqsau" wrote:
> | Oh come on, I'd be willing to pay at least $5 for a week withBritney!
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> | > | > | "Thom j." wrote: > | > Ok I'll go $4.01 if you throw in the shipping, a brand new > | > TM Ferrari FF Race Wheel and a week with Britney S. :)~ > | > > | > "Uncle Fester" wrote: > | > | I'll go $4, if you throw in the shipping. > | > | > | > | -- > | > | Fester > | > > | > | "Thom j." wrote: > | > | > > | > | > I'll bid $3.01 :) > > > > --- > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.273 / Virus Database: 143 - Release Date: 8/16/2001 > >In article <[email hidden]>, Andre Warringa
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What the...a sheep...???
Um, Andre? You should get out more... <g>
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>On Sun, 02 Sep 2001 20:49:16 GMT, Uncle Fester <[email hidden]> >wrote: > >> >> >>"Thom j." wrote: >>> >>> I'll bid $3.01 :) >> >> >>I'll go $4, if you throw in the shipping. > >$4,50 and one sheep, final offer. > >Andre
On 03 Sep 2001 03:25:45 GMT, [email hidden] (EldredP) wrote:
/me highly regrets his post :)
Andre
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>>$4,50 and one sheep, final offer. >> >>Andre > >What the...a sheep...??? >Um, Andre? You should get out more... <g> > >EldredHaqsau wrote:
My girlfriend is 25. I'm 36. She hasn't gotten "annoying" yet! :-)
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> Bah! (Or should I say baaaaaaaaaaaaaa) A few years back, shortly > after > my divorce (and shortly before, hehe) I went out with a number of very > sweet young women (but not all at once!). They're fun for a couple of > hours, and then they get really annoying. The age difference really > does make a difference, I'm sorry to say. So I might be willing to > pay > a kazillion for a couple of hours with Britney, but I wouldn't pay > more > than $5 for a whole week. ;o) >Haqsau,
I have been divorced and single for 21yrs now Haqsau and I did
have multiple hineys oops honeys at times but its old news now!
I agree wth your premise but I had a hell' of a good time with all
those young babes for months! :o)~ So it still would be 'aok' to
have Britney here for a week but my only problem is what in the
"H" would I do with her? hahahaha :o)~
Cheers From Ole' Tee aka -Thom_j.
'O' ya btw: I aint got a $kazillion anywayz so its all a dream! :)~
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| Bah! (Or should I say baaaaaaaaaaaaaa) A few years back, shortly after | my divorce (and shortly before, hehe) I went out with a number of very | sweet young women (but not all at once!). They're fun for a couple of | hours, and then they get really annoying. The age difference really | does make a difference, I'm sorry to say. So I might be willing to pay | a kazillion for a couple of hours with Britney, but I wouldn't pay more | than $5 for a whole week. ;o) | | | "Thom j." wrote: | > Haqsau, If I wasnt so damm old & decrepit, I'd pay $Kazillion$ for | > a week with her... YummmmmmmmY!! :o)~ btw: dont ya'all think | > Britney looks like a young Heather Locklear? | > | > "Haqsau" wrote: | > | Oh come on, I'd be willing to pay at least $5 for a week with | Britney! | > | | > | | > | "Thom j." wrote: | > | > Ok I'll go $4.01 if you throw in the shipping, a brand new | > | > TM Ferrari FF Race Wheel and a week with Britney S. :)~ | > | > | > | > "Uncle Fester" wrote: | > | > | I'll go $4, if you throw in the shipping. | > | > | | > | > | -- | > | > | Fester | > | > | > | > | "Thom j." wrote: | > | > | > | > | > | > I'll bid $3.01 :)Eldred it appears that Andre is Baaaaaaaaa'shful!! :)
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| What the...a sheep...???
| Um, Andre? You should get out more... <g>
|
| Eldred
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| >$4,50 and one sheep, final offer.
| >
| >Andre
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| >>"Thom j." wrote:
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| >>> I'll bid $3.01 :)
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In article <QhBk7.163955$[email hidden]>, "Thom j."
<[email hidden]> writes:
>Haqsau, If I wasnt so damm old & decrepit, I'd pay $Kazillion$ for
>a week with her... YummmmmmmmY!! :o)~ btw: dont ya'all think
>Britney looks like a young Heather Locklear?
>
Thank you - now I'll at least be able to tell her and Christina Aguilera
apart...<g>
Eldred
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really?? hahaha
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| /me highly regrets his post :)
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| >What the...a sheep...??? | >Um, Andre? You should get out more... <g> | > | >Eldred | >>$4,50 and one sheep, final offer. | >> | >>Andre"Thom j." <[email hidden]> writes:
> Eldred it appears that Andre is Baaaaaaaaa'shful!! :)
Like I've told aussies say about kiwis, "Just helping it over the
fence" :)
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> "EldredP" wrote: > | > | What the...a sheep...??? > | Um, Andre? You should get out more... <g> > | > | Eldred > > Andre Warringa writes: > | > > | >$4,50 and one sheep, final offer. > | > > | >Andre > > Uncle Fester wrote: > | >>I'll go $4, if you throw in the shipping. > > | >>"Thom j." wrote: > | >>> > | >>> I'll bid $3.01 :) > > > > --- > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.273 / Virus Database: 143 - Release Date: 8/16/2001 > >Ok Ok Ok I give..lol Poor Andre is getting the raw end of the wool
here.. Sorry Andre we'zz just funnin' :)
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| Like I've told aussies say about kiwis, "Just helping it over the | fence" :) | | "Thom j."writes: | > Eldred it appears that Andre is Baaaaaaaaa'shful!! :) | | > "EldredP" wrote: | > | | > | What the...a sheep...??? | > | Um, Andre? You should get out more... <g> | > | | > | Eldred | > | > Andre Warringa writes: | > | > | > | >$4,50 and one sheep, final offer. | > | > | > | >Andre | > | > Uncle Fester wrote: | > | >>I'll go $4, if you throw in the shipping. | > | > | >>"Thom j." wrote: | > | >>> | > | >>> I'll bid $3.01 :)YummmmmmY! Galley_SimRacer Any pics?? hehehe
Yea yea yea guyz I know me bad & a dirty ole man to
boot :o)~
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| My girlfriend is 25. I'm 36. She hasn't gotten "annoying" yet! :-)
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| Galley
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I probably should just not post in this thread anymore, before I dig
myself in too deep. I actually think the older man/younger woman thing
can work quite well, as long as we are talking about women, as opposed
to girls. My comment was referring to girls in the 18 - 21 year range.
They're fun to be with, but just not mature enough to be a partner to
someone in their 30's. People mature a lot after they get out of school
and as they approach 30, and age difference definitely becomes less
important as you get older. It has more to do with maturity difference
than age difference. There. Hopefully I have not completely buried
myself with that comment. ;o)
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> My girlfriend is 25. I'm 36. She hasn't gotten "annoying" yet! :-)
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> Galley
To me, Haqsau, the bottom line is: if you are happy with your mate
and visa-versa thats all that counts. no "pedophile'ing" tho'.. :)
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| I probably should just not post in this thread anymore, before I dig | myself in too deep. I actually think the older man/younger woman thing | can work quite well, as long as we are talking about women, as opposed | to girls. My comment was referring to girls in the 18 - 21 year range. | They're fun to be with, but just not mature enough to be a partner to | someone in their 30's. People mature a lot after they get out of school | and as they approach 30, and age difference definitely becomes less | important as you get older. It has more to do with maturity difference | than age difference. There. Hopefully I have not completely buried | myself with that comment. ;o) |In article <[email hidden]>, Galley_SimRacer
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>My girlfriend is 25. I'm 36. She hasn't gotten "annoying" yet! :-)
25?!? How'd you manage THAT???<g>
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Maybe he meant Two 12&1/2s?? :)
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| 25?!? How'd you manage THAT???<g>
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| Eldred
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| >My girlfriend is 25. I'm 36. She hasn't gotten "annoying" yet! :-)
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