N4 Papyloop Race @ Bristol

http://www.robswindells.com/bristol.html :- "Get ready goin' green" "Pace car is in..." "GO GO GO!!" "Next car is the leader" "Your in 1st!" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "Next car is a lap down" "YOU WON!"

Surely you jest! Here's what REALLY happened: "Gentlemen start your engines" "Stay behind the 62 car" "There's trouble in turn 3" "Stay behind the 62 car" "Stay behind the 62 car" "Let him by!" "Get ready goin' green" "Pace car is in..." "GO GO GO!!" "There's a spin in turn 1" "There's trouble in turn 2" "There's a spin on the back stretch" "We have a wreck in turn 1" "There's a spin in the pits" "There's trouble in turn 3" "There's a wreck in turn 4" "There's a car stopped down low" "We have a wreck in turn 3" "You alright???" "You're all bent up on the back end" "We have a spin in the pits" "There's trouble in turn 3" "You alright???" "Looks like you've got big time trouble with that motor" "There's one stopped up high" "We have a wreck in turn 1" "There's a spin in the pits" "There's trouble in turn 3" "There's a wreck in turn 4" "You're smokin out there" "Well, there's the flag. It's over" "Bring it on home and lets get the heck outa here"

ROFLMAO!!! "Gerald Moore" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...

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> Surely you jest! Here's what REALLY happened: > > "Gentlemen start your engines" > > "Stay behind the 62 car" > > "There's trouble in turn 3" > > "Stay behind the 62 car" > > "Stay behind the 62 car" > > "Let him by!" > > "Get ready goin' green" > > "Pace car is in..." > > "GO GO GO!!" > > "There's a spin in turn 1" > > "There's trouble in turn 2" > > "There's a spin on the back stretch" > > "We have a wreck in turn 1" > > "There's a spin in the pits" > > "There's trouble in turn 3" > > "There's a wreck in turn 4" > > "There's a car stopped down low" > > "We have a wreck in turn 3" > > "You alright???" > > "You're all bent up on the back end" > > "We have a spin in the pits" > > "There's trouble in turn 3" > > "You alright???" > > "Looks like you've got big time trouble with that motor" > > "There's one stopped up high" > > "We have a wreck in turn 1" > > "There's a spin in the pits" > > "There's trouble in turn 3" > > "There's a wreck in turn 4" > > "You're smokin out there" > > "Well, there's the flag. It's over" > > "Bring it on home and lets get the heck outa here"