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CART SIM!

24 posts by 15 people · 09 Nov 2001 05:41 UTC - 12 Nov 2001 15:14 UTC

Joke thread of sim requests from CART to school buses

A thread titled 'CART SIM!' became a string of one-line joke requests for other sims, including WSC, tractor pulling and school-bus demolition derby. Posters swapped stories of real school-bus figure-eight races and diesel land-speed trucks, and joked about kids on board as a handicap system.

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Olav K. Malmin 09 Nov 2001 08:22 UTC#528600
> TRACTOR PULLING > > WSC SIM! Physics! -- Olav K. Malmin remove .spam when replying
MadDAWG <[email hidden]> wrote on 09 Nov 2001: >> TRACTOR PULLING > > Sounds like fun to me, but then again I'm a redneck after all. Fact: Juha Kankkunen's wife is/was (don't kow if she still competes) a star in the tractor-pulling world. -- Sceptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense -- Carl Sagan The GPL Scrapyard returns (slowly): http://www.hillclimbfan.f2s.com
> > TRUSRS85 wrote: > > WSC SIM! > "Rob Swindells" wrote > TRACTOR PULLING SCHOOL BUS DEMO DERBY ON FIGURE-EIGHT DIRT OVALS -- (oh eh cascade) -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> -- May the Downforce be with you... -- http://www.ymenard.com/ -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez Corporation - helping America into the New World...
"Olav K. Malmin" wrote:
Quoted text (11 lines)> > Rob Swindells <[email hidden]> writes: > > > TRACTOR PULLING > > > > TRUSRS85 wrote: > > > > > WSC SIM! > > > > > Physics!
Moo! -- Fester
ymenard wrote:
Quoted text (7 lines)> > > > TRUSRS85 wrote: > > > WSC SIM! > > "Rob Swindells" wrote > > TRACTOR PULLING > > SCHOOL BUS DEMO DERBY ON FIGURE-EIGHT DIRT OVALS
LOL, the ultimate in redneck! I'll second that one. -- Fester
> TRACTOR PULLING >Sounds like fun to me, but then again I'm a redneck after all. >MadDAWG Then you would've like the clip of the World Land Speed Record Holder in the Diesel Truck Class that I saw on Speedvision's Classic Car program. 245 + MPH with a (I believe) 2 Stroke Tug Boat Diesel and 6 Blower Turbo combination? Pushing 65psi into the engine. Nice plume of black smoke out the pipes, to bad they didn't show a panoramic view of the smoke trail at the 4 mile mark. Oh! the pollution, where's the Sierra Club? LOL -- R.I.P. - William Joseph Dunlop OBE MBE 2/25/52 - 7/2/2000 http://www.roadracers.uk.com/legend.htm
Actually we don't do it on a fig 8 :) This year one damn bus took out part of the wall after bouncing off another one. The scary part is the drivers drive them for a living! MadDAWG
Just thought of something funny. This threaded started off as CART sim and now is down to school bus racing. I know CART is in trouble but do you think they will sink this low too? lol MadDAWG
ymenard <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:khRG7.25354$[email hidden]...
Quoted text (8 lines)> > > TRUSRS85 wrote: > > > WSC SIM! > > "Rob Swindells" wrote > > TRACTOR PULLING > > SCHOOL BUS DEMO DERBY ON FIGURE-EIGHT DIRT OVALS > >
With or without kids?
Stephen Ferguson wrote: > > > > SCHOOL BUS DEMO DERBY ON FIGURE-EIGHT DIRT OVALS > > > > > > With or without kids? Depends on the driver's handicap; the faster the driver, the more kids need to be put on board. -Gregor
Trailer Park Dump Truck Racing, Yeah C'mon! J. Janasov "Gregor Veble" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...
Quoted text (7 lines)> You just need to get it out once in a while, right :)? > > -Gregor > > TRUSRS85 wrote: > > > > WSC SIM!
On Fri, 09 Nov 2001 15:55:47 +0100, Gregor Veble <[email hidden]> wrote:
Quoted text (12 lines)>Stephen Ferguson wrote: >> > >> > SCHOOL BUS DEMO DERBY ON FIGURE-EIGHT DIRT OVALS >> > >> > >> >> With or without kids? > >Depends on the driver's handicap; the faster the driver, the more kids >need to be put on board. > >-Gregor
How many do they pick up at each stop? Rafe Mc
Uncle Fester <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > With or without speed bumps? > > -- > > Fester Thats the differance between Arcade and sim modes MadDAWG
Quoted text (8 lines)>"Stephen Ferguson" <[email hidden]> wrote > > ymenard <[email hidden]> wrote > > > > TRUSRS85 wrote: > > > > WSC SIM! > > > "Rob Swindells" wrote > > > TRACTOR PULLING > > SCHOOL BUS DEMO DERBY ON FIGURE-EIGHT DIRT OVALS > With or without kids?
No kids, Papyrus can't give them good looking knuckles ;) -- -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> -- May the Downforce be with you... -- http://www.ymenard.com/ -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez Corporation - helping America into the New World...
In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden] (Dan Belcher) writes:
Quoted text (10 lines)> >>SCHOOL BUS DEMO DERBY ON FIGURE-EIGHT DIRT OVALS >> >> >>LOL, the ultimate in redneck! I'll second that one. > > >Same here! I love watching the school bus figure 8 races they have every >once >in awhile at Louisville Motor Speedway. :D
That actually EXISTS?!? Good Grief... Eldred -- Dale Earnhardt, Sr. R.I.P. 1951-2001 Homepage - http://www.umich.edu/~epickett GPLRank - under construction... Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you with experience... Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.

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