GPL a 14.95F oui, meme pas des Euros...
Chez www.perenoel.fr frais de port....gratuit !!!
Ha ha ha, trop fort le pere noel..ils ont aussi des CD-R pas cher (genre
2.75 pour le 74 et 3.40 pour les 80)
A++
On Wed, 28 Nov 2001 18:25:43 +0100, "Txl" <[email hidden]> wrote:
Allow me to translate for our American readers:
Grand Prix Legends [that was the easy part], is colder than hell
[14.95 degrees Farenheit to be precise], but there is always good
French pornography in the magazine Oui if you have a good memory and
some Euros ["meme pas des Euros"].
Cheeze-whiz with port-wine on ice.....great!!!
You stupid Americans ["ha ha ha"], we burned your father's fort one
Christmas [this is an obscure reference to the French and Indian wars
of the 19th century]... these fat Australians stole the CD-R I burned
of Cher (generally speaking it was poor...2.75 stars out of possible
74 or 3.4 stars out of 80 possible [ed: what's wrong with a 5-star
system?]).
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>GPL a 14.95F oui, meme pas des Euros... > >Chez www.perenoel.fr frais de port....gratuit !!! > >Ha ha ha, trop fort le pere noel..ils ont aussi des CD-R pas cher (genre >2.75 pour le 74 et 3.40 pour les 80) >marijuana is not legalised yet, becarefull ! :o)
meettonysoprano wrote:
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> On Wed, 28 Nov 2001 18:25:43 +0100, "Txl" <[email hidden]> wrote: > > >GPL a 14.95F oui, meme pas des Euros... > > > >Chez www.perenoel.fr frais de port....gratuit !!! > > > >Ha ha ha, trop fort le pere noel..ils ont aussi des CD-R pas cher (genre > >2.75 pour le 74 et 3.40 pour les 80) > > > > Allow me to translate for our American readers: > > Grand Prix Legends [that was the easy part], is colder than hell > [14.95 degrees Farenheit to be precise], but there is always good > French pornography in the magazine Oui if you have a good memory and > some Euros ["meme pas des Euros"]. > > Cheeze-whiz with port-wine on ice.....great!!! > > You stupid Americans ["ha ha ha"], we burned your father's fort one > Christmas [this is an obscure reference to the French and Indian wars > of the 19th century]... these fat Australians stole the CD-R I burned > of Cher (generally speaking it was poor...2.75 stars out of possible > 74 or 3.4 stars out of 80 possible [ed: what's wrong with a 5-star > system?]).you must be the guy who writes the speches for W....
Very good one....
ROFLMAO!!!
Very nice :)
Rafe Mc
On Wed, 28 Nov 2001 19:01:00 GMT, [email hidden]
(meettonysoprano) wrote:
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>On Wed, 28 Nov 2001 18:25:43 +0100, "Txl" <[email hidden]> wrote: > >>GPL a 14.95F oui, meme pas des Euros... >> >>Chez www.perenoel.fr frais de port....gratuit !!! >> >>Ha ha ha, trop fort le pere noel..ils ont aussi des CD-R pas cher (genre >>2.75 pour le 74 et 3.40 pour les 80) >> > >Allow me to translate for our American readers: > >Grand Prix Legends [that was the easy part], is colder than hell >[14.95 degrees Farenheit to be precise], but there is always good >French pornography in the magazine Oui if you have a good memory and >some Euros ["meme pas des Euros"]. > >Cheeze-whiz with port-wine on ice.....great!!! > >You stupid Americans ["ha ha ha"], we burned your father's fort one >Christmas [this is an obscure reference to the French and Indian wars >of the 19th century]... these fat Australians stole the CD-R I burned >of Cher (generally speaking it was poor...2.75 stars out of possible >74 or 3.4 stars out of 80 possible [ed: what's wrong with a 5-star >system?]). >Touche'
rb
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> On Wed, 28 Nov 2001 18:25:43 +0100, "Txl" <[email hidden]> wrote: > > >GPL a 14.95F oui, meme pas des Euros... > > > >Chez www.perenoel.fr frais de port....gratuit !!! > > > >Ha ha ha, trop fort le pere noel..ils ont aussi des CD-R pas cher (genre > >2.75 pour le 74 et 3.40 pour les 80) > > > > Allow me to translate for our American readers: > > Grand Prix Legends [that was the easy part], is colder than hell > [14.95 degrees Farenheit to be precise], but there is always good > French pornography in the magazine Oui if you have a good memory and > some Euros ["meme pas des Euros"]. > > Cheeze-whiz with port-wine on ice.....great!!! > > You stupid Americans ["ha ha ha"], we burned your father's fort one > Christmas [this is an obscure reference to the French and Indian wars > of the 19th century]... these fat Australians stole the CD-R I burned > of Cher (generally speaking it was poor...2.75 stars out of possible > 74 or 3.4 stars out of 80 possible [ed: what's wrong with a 5-star > system?]). > > >GPL for14,95F!!! :-))
A very good idea for christmas presents... ;-)
"Txl" <[email hidden]> a �crit dans le message news:
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> GPL a 14.95F oui, meme pas des Euros... > > Chez www.perenoel.fr frais de port....gratuit !!! > > Ha ha ha, trop fort le pere noel..ils ont aussi des CD-R pas cher (genre > 2.75 pour le 74 et 3.40 pour les 80) > > A++ > >
Excellent! I look forward to more of your translations -- this one
was superb!
--Morton
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Correct email: telson @ ameritech.net
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>On Wed, 28 Nov 2001 18:25:43 +0100, "Txl" <[email hidden]> wrote: > >>GPL a 14.95F oui, meme pas des Euros... >> >>Chez www.perenoel.fr frais de port....gratuit !!! >> >>Ha ha ha, trop fort le pere noel..ils ont aussi des CD-R pas cher (genre >>2.75 pour le 74 et 3.40 pour les 80) >> > >Allow me to translate for our American readers: > >Grand Prix Legends [that was the easy part], is colder than hell >[14.95 degrees Farenheit to be precise], but there is always good >French pornography in the magazine Oui if you have a good memory and >some Euros ["meme pas des Euros"]. > >Cheeze-whiz with port-wine on ice.....great!!! > >You stupid Americans ["ha ha ha"], we burned your father's fort one >Christmas [this is an obscure reference to the French and Indian wars >of the 19th century]... these fat Australians stole the CD-R I burned >of Cher (generally speaking it was poor...2.75 stars out of possible >74 or 3.4 stars out of 80 possible [ed: what's wrong with a 5-star >system?]). >On Fri, 30 Nov 2001 02:52:53 GMT, Morton Chalom
<[email hidden]> wrote:
>
>Excellent! I look forward to more of your translations -- this one
>was superb!
>
>--Morton
Thank you. I'm working on a translation of Shakespeare's Hamlet into
Basic so I may be busy for quite some time . I hope to make the
Guinness book of world records as being the first to translate a major
author into a programming language. In case you're curious it starts
something like this:
10 BEGIN
20 IF FATHER$=DEAD AND IF BODY$=NOTCOLD AND IF MOTHER$=QUEEN AND IF
UNCLE$=KING THEN GOTO 30 ELSE GO TO 40
30 IF TO_BE=TRUE OR IF NOT_TO_BE=TRUE THEN GO TO 20
40 END
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That rules!! Hahaha...rock the hell on, man! I'd love to see that when it's
done. =) Coolest thing ever!
--
- Will DeRivera
- http://www.numic.net
- http://www.luxt.com
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> Thank you. I'm working on a translation of Shakespeare's Hamlet into > Basic so I may be busy for quite some time . I hope to make the > Guinness book of world records as being the first to translate a major > author into a programming language. In case you're curious it starts > something like this: > > 10 BEGIN > > 20 IF FATHER$=DEAD AND IF BODY$=NOTCOLD AND IF MOTHER$=QUEEN AND IF > UNCLE$=KING THEN GOTO 30 ELSE GO TO 40 > > 30 IF TO_BE=TRUE OR IF NOT_TO_BE=TRUE THEN GO TO 20 > > 40 END >
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it's
> done. =) Coolest thing ever!
I think you will find, if you check the logic of the above translation, that
it is in fact already done!
Stephen
