Hi (insert first name here),
I'm so pleased to be able to take some of my very valuable personal time
and greet you personally with
<Pick one>
(a: Christmas Greetings)
(b: Hannukah Wishes)
(c: that Mohammed Ali Holiday..boxer day?)
Since I have known the (insert last name here)'s for most of my life, I
think I can say that you,(insert first name here), are a gem amoung them. I
have valued your
<pick one>
(a: spririted online competiton)
(b: witty email repartee)
(c:collection of filthy jpeg's)
and I have to say that this past year has been made more special because of
you.
I think you will find,(insert first name here), that I just don't email
anyone with personal greetings, so I hope that this intimate little message
will bring you great joy in the coming years.
While I'm sure we've had some differences because of
<pick one>
(a: online collisions)
(b: your insistence on driving outside the car)
(c: your sister hunting me down thru chatrooms on the net)
I'd like to think that this personal message for just you ,(insert first
name here), will be the basis of building a new relationship.
I hope this personal greeting finds you in
<pick one>
(a: good health)
(b: good cheer)
(c: censored)
Please remember I value your comments above all others, when somebody asks
me for advice I generally begin by saying...
'Well (insert first name here) told me this was the proper method....'
So in closing, whether you be
<pick one>
(a: a nobel competitor)
(b: a wizend sim-racing sage)
(c:the jerk online who kept punting me off)
just remember I never forget a face and yours,(insert first name here), is
one I'll always recall.
Sincerely yours in
<pick one>
(a: friendship)
(b: admiration)
(c: gratitude for introducing me to your sister)
your personal friend
Dave Henrie
<pick one>
(a: Merry Christmas)
(b: Happy Holidays)
(c: OY! What a hangover!)
