The next time you rip the shrink wrap off a new driving game, take a moment
to read the fine print in the disclaimer:
"Activities and vehicle modifications appearing or described in this
software may be potentially dangerous if applied to real-world vehicles. We
do not endorse any such activity for others or recommend it to any
particular person. If you choose to engage in these activities it is by your
own free will and at your own volition. Any and all such modifications will
likely cause a vehicle to behave differently than stock. Some modifications
may significantly increase your risk when driving the vehicle or be
dangerous in some driving situations. Use common sense when engaging in any
activity or making any modifications. Do not take unwise risks, and consult
a certified professional if you are not sure of anything. The developer
assumes no liability for how any particular individual chooses to use the
information presented here. Nor does the developer warranty the suitability
or fitness of this software for any such real-world activity whatsoever."
--Steve
...You mean I can't jump out of Rally Trophy's Escort FTC and into my Escort
ZX2 and yank on my handbrake when I make a U turn on US-41?
"Stephen Smith" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> The next time you rip the shrink wrap off a new driving game, take amoment
> to read the fine print in the disclaimer:
>
> "Activities and vehicle modifications appearing or described in this
> software may be potentially dangerous if applied to real-world vehicles.
Too many lawyers...
"Stephen Smith" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:mt_18.33608$[email hidden]...
> The next time you rip the shrink wrap off a new driving game, take amoment
> to read the fine print in the disclaimer:
>
> "Activities and vehicle modifications appearing or described in this
> software may be potentially dangerous if applied to real-world vehicles.We
> do not endorse any such activity for others or recommend it to any
> particular person. If you choose to engage in these activities it is byyour
> own free will and at your own volition. Any and all such modificationswill
> likely cause a vehicle to behave differently than stock. Somemodifications
> may significantly increase your risk when driving the vehicle or be
> dangerous in some driving situations. Use common sense when engaging inany
> activity or making any modifications. Do not take unwise risks, andconsult
> a certified professional if you are not sure of anything. The developer
> assumes no liability for how any particular individual chooses to use the
> information presented here. Nor does the developer warranty thesuitability
> or fitness of this software for any such real-world activity whatsoever."
>
> --Steve
>
>
Yet another fine example of what this world has become..... :-(
--
ed_
"Stephen Smith" wrote:
> The next time you rip the shrink wrap off a new driving game, take a
moment
> to read the fine print in the disclaimer:
>
> "Activities and vehicle modifications appearing or described in this
> software may be potentially dangerous if applied to real-world vehicles.
We
> do not endorse any such activity for others or recommend it to any
> particular person. If you choose to engage in these activities it is by
your
> own free will and at your own volition. Any and all such modifications
will
> likely cause a vehicle to behave differently than stock. Some
modifications
> may significantly increase your risk when driving the vehicle or be
> dangerous in some driving situations. Use common sense when engaging in
any
> activity or making any modifications. Do not take unwise risks, and
consult
> a certified professional if you are not sure of anything. The developer
> assumes no liability for how any particular individual chooses to use the
> information presented here. Nor does the developer warranty the
suitability
> or fitness of this software for any such real-world activity whatsoever."
>
> --Steve
>
>
You should have told me that before I replaced
my Parelli P60s with with slicks. They work fine
in rain and snow in NFS/Porsche Unleashed.
Larry
Stephen Smith <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:mt_18.33608$[email hidden]...
> The next time you rip the shrink wrap off a new driving game, take a moment
> to read the fine print in the disclaimer:[snip]
> Any and all such modifications will
> likely cause a vehicle to behave differently than stock.
No... ! Will they? :-P
Jonny
Better watch it Art, I may have to sue you over that kind of comment...........
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Chris Carncross
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F2 GPLRank +142.03
Art McEwen <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:a29u4d$2m9$[email hidden]...
> Too many lawyers...
>
> "Stephen Smith" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
> news:mt_18.33608$[email hidden]...
> > The next time you rip the shrink wrap off a new driving game, take a
> moment
> > to read the fine print in the disclaimer:
> >
> > "Activities and vehicle modifications appearing or described in this
> > software may be potentially dangerous if applied to real-world vehicles.
> We
> > do not endorse any such activity for others or recommend it to any
> > particular person. If you choose to engage in these activities it is by
> your
> > own free will and at your own volition. Any and all such modifications
> will
> > likely cause a vehicle to behave differently than stock. Some
> modifications
> > may significantly increase your risk when driving the vehicle or be
> > dangerous in some driving situations. Use common sense when engaging in
> any
> > activity or making any modifications. Do not take unwise risks, and
> consult
> > a certified professional if you are not sure of anything. The developer
> > assumes no liability for how any particular individual chooses to use the
> > information presented here. Nor does the developer warranty the
> suitability
> > or fitness of this software for any such real-world activity whatsoever."
> >
> > --Steve
> >
> >
>
>
In article <mt_18.33608$[email hidden]>, "Stephen Smith"
<[email hidden]> writes:
What game was THAT from?
Eldred
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>The next time you rip the shrink wrap off a new driving game, take a moment >to read the fine print in the disclaimer: > >"Activities and vehicle modifications appearing or described in this >software may be potentially dangerous if applied to real-world vehicles. We >do not endorse any such activity for others or recommend it to any >particular person. If you choose to engage in these activities it is by your >own free will and at your own volition. Any and all such modifications will >likely cause a vehicle to behave differently than stock. Some modifications >may significantly increase your risk when driving the vehicle or be >dangerous in some driving situations. Use common sense when engaging in any >activity or making any modifications. Do not take unwise risks, and consult >a certified professional if you are not sure of anything. The developer >assumes no liability for how any particular individual chooses to use the >information presented here. Nor does the developer warranty the suitability >or fitness of this software for any such real-world activity whatsoever." > >--SteveThat's pretty damn funny.
Another one to add - this was from the instructions printed for fresh
Basil I bought:
Directions: add leaves and stems to food as required. Caution - do NOT
eat roots or potting mix.
I kid you not.
Rafe Mc
On Fri, 18 Jan 2002 19:13:22 GMT, "Stephen Smith"
<[email hidden]> wrote:
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>The next time you rip the shrink wrap off a new driving game, take a moment >to read the fine print in the disclaimer: > >"Activities and vehicle modifications appearing or described in this >software may be potentially dangerous if applied to real-world vehicles. We >do not endorse any such activity for others or recommend it to any >particular person. If you choose to engage in these activities it is by your >own free will and at your own volition. Any and all such modifications will >likely cause a vehicle to behave differently than stock. Some modifications >may significantly increase your risk when driving the vehicle or be >dangerous in some driving situations. Use common sense when engaging in any >activity or making any modifications. Do not take unwise risks, and consult >a certified professional if you are not sure of anything. The developer >assumes no liability for how any particular individual chooses to use the >information presented here. Nor does the developer warranty the suitability >or fitness of this software for any such real-world activity whatsoever." > >--Steve >Eldred,
A hoax, apparently. I mean, it was too ironic to be true.
--Steve
"EldredP" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> In article <mt_18.33608$[email hidden]>, "Stephen Smith"
> <[email hidden]> writes:
>
> >The next time you rip the shrink wrap off a new driving game, take amoment
> >to read the fine print in the disclaimer:
> >
> >"Activities and vehicle modifications appearing or described in this
> >software may be potentially dangerous if applied to real-world vehicles.We
> >do not endorse any such activity for others or recommend it to any
> >particular person. If you choose to engage in these activities it is byyour
> >own free will and at your own volition. Any and all such modificationswill
> >likely cause a vehicle to behave differently than stock. Somemodifications
> >may significantly increase your risk when driving the vehicle or be
> >dangerous in some driving situations. Use common sense when engaging inany
> >activity or making any modifications. Do not take unwise risks, andconsult
> >a certified professional if you are not sure of anything. The developer
> >assumes no liability for how any particular individual chooses to use the
> >information presented here. Nor does the developer warranty thesuitability
you
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> >or fitness of this software for any such real-world activity whatsoever." > > > >--Steve > > What game was THAT from? > > Eldred > -- > Dale Earnhardt, Sr. R.I.P. 1951-2001 > Homepage - http://www.umich.edu/~epickett > GPLRank - under construction... > > Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beatsIn article <qCe28.35169$[email hidden]>, "Stephen Smith"
<[email hidden]> writes:
>Eldred,
>
>A hoax, apparently. I mean, it was too ironic to be true.
>
>--Steve
You NEVER know, Steve... You'd be surprised at what some companies say...
Damn lawyers...<g>
Eldred
--
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