I would like to apologize for the comments that I have made in the past,
about it being a red neck sport, and such. I recently meet a young lady that
is a Nascar fan, it caught me by suprize. She is not what I would consider a
red neck at all. So, I will try to be more open minded, and maybe even watch
a complete Nascar race (with the sound off, I can't stand the, um, southern
annoncers).
I would try to talk her into watching a F1 race, but I think she would find
it rather boring, after watching Nascar.
Poster apologises to NASCAR fans for redneck jibes
jlohman apologised for past comments calling NASCAR a redneck sport after meeting a female NASCAR fan. The thread became light-hearted ribbing about what women can do to a man's outlook, Southern stereotypes and a riddle.
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"jlohman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> I would like to apologize for the comments that I have made in the past,
> about it being a red neck sport, and such. I recently meet a young ladythat
> is a Nascar fan, it caught me by suprize. She is not what I would considera
> red neck at all. So, I will try to be more open minded, and maybe evenwatch
> a complete Nascar race (with the sound off, I can't stand the, um,southern
> annoncers).
> I would try to talk her into watching a F1 race, but I think she wouldfind
> it rather boring, after watching Nascar.
>
>
Why thank you.
:)
Don Burnette
but we are still rednecks...
"Don Burnette" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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consider
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> > "jlohman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:v3o58.38274$[email hidden]... > > I would like to apologize for the comments that I have made in the past, > > about it being a red neck sport, and such. I recently meet a young lady > that > > is a Nascar fan, it caught me by suprize. She is not what I wouldQuoted text (20 lines)
> a > > red neck at all. So, I will try to be more open minded, and maybe even > watch > > a complete Nascar race (with the sound off, I can't stand the, um, > southern > > annoncers). > > I would try to talk her into watching a F1 race, but I think she would > find > > it rather boring, after watching Nascar. > > > > > > Why thank you. > > :) > > Don Burnette > > >jlohman wrote:
Uh huh. Amazing what a little Tuna can do to one's outlook, eh? :-P
--
Fester
"Is it that we need a nobrainer Linux desktop OS for people with no
brains or should people do a little more reading and smarten up?"
from alt.linux.mandrake NG
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> > I would like to apologize for the comments that I have made in the past, > about it being a red neck sport, and such. I recently meet a young lady that > is a Nascar fan, it caught me by suprize. She is not what I would consider a > red neck at all. So, I will try to be more open minded, and maybe even watch > a complete Nascar race (with the sound off, I can't stand the, um, southern > annoncers). > I would try to talk her into watching a F1 race, but I think she would find > it rather boring, after watching Nascar.Haha, just wait til her favorite Nascar driver does well and she flattens
her beer can on her forehead. <VBG>
"jlohman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> I would like to apologize for the comments that I have made in the past,
> about it being a red neck sport, and such. I recently meet a young ladythat
> is a Nascar fan, it caught me by suprize. She is not what I would considera
> red neck at all. So, I will try to be more open minded, and maybe evenwatch
> a complete Nascar race (with the sound off, I can't stand the, um,southern
> annoncers).
> I would try to talk her into watching a F1 race, but I think she wouldfind
> it rather boring, after watching Nascar.
>
>
>"jlohman" <[email hidden]> wrote
> I would like to apologize for the comments that I have made in the past,
> about it being a red neck sport, and such. I recently meet a young ladythat
> is a Nascar fan, it caught me by suprize.
The question is, does she has a sister? ;)
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> Uh huh. Amazing what a little Tuna can do to one's outlook, eh? :-P
If he starts dating a girl that raises mules, I don't want to know.
Thank you, Mr. Lohman.........NASCAR fans are no more all rednecks....than
F1 fans are all rich, stuck-up and stupid. Of course, a predominance of
each among both groups is quite apparent.
Congratulations on meeting a "young lady" who apparently has you thinking
seriously (about her). That just doesn't happen every day to any of us.
That's really cool.
Regards,
Tom Pabst
"jlohman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> I would like to apologize for the comments that I have made in the past,
> about it being a red neck sport, and such. I recently meet a young ladythat
> is a Nascar fan, it caught me by suprize. She is not what I would considera
> red neck at all. So, I will try to be more open minded, and maybe evenwatch
> a complete Nascar race (with the sound off, I can't stand the, um,southern
> annoncers).
> I would try to talk her into watching a F1 race, but I think she wouldfind
> it rather boring, after watching Nascar.
>
>
Uncle Fester <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> jlohman wrote:
> >
> > I would like to apologize for the comments that I have made in the past,
> > about it being a red neck sport, and such. I recently meet a young ladythat
> > is a Nascar fan, it caught me by suprize. She is not what I wouldconsider a
> > red neck at all. So, I will try to be more open minded, and maybe evenwatch
> > a complete Nascar race (with the sound off, I can't stand the, um,southern
> > annoncers).
> > I would try to talk her into watching a F1 race, but I think she wouldfind
> > it rather boring, after watching Nascar.
>
>
> Uh huh. Amazing what a little Tuna can do to one's outlook, eh? :-P
>
ROFLMAO!! Amzing stuff, that is. hahaha...
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- Please add me to the end of your sig and help me take over the world.
that's ok.
they probably can't stand some ignorant dialect snob either.
"southern rock rhythm music...a la lynrd skynrd..."
a southern announcer don't need a man like you around anyhow.
> a complete Nascar race (with the sound off, I can't stand the, um,southern
> annoncers).
> I would try to talk her into watching a F1 race, but I think she wouldfind
> it rather boring, after watching Nascar.
>
>
>
> Uh huh. Amazing what a little Tuna can do to one's outlook, eh? :-P
>If he starts dating a girl that raises mules, I don't want to know.
Ditto if he starts dating a farmers daughter.
--
Richard "ZZ" Busch
Member:
Screamers Racing League
GPL Rank + 27.58
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Busch Motorsports:
Remember racecar is racecar spelled backward
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Busch Carpentry:
Plans? Oh, you mean that napkin sketch?
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Stressed is just Desserts backwards
Ditto if he starts dating a farmers daughter.
--
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Member:
Screamers Racing League
GPL Rank + 27.58
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Busch Motorsports:
Remember racecar is racecar spelled backward
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Busch Carpentry:
Plans? Oh, you mean that napkin sketch?
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Stressed is just Desserts backwards
Shit howdy pardner!
-John
jlohman <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> I would like to apologize for the comments that I have made in the past,
> about it being a red neck sport, and such. I recently meet a young ladythat
> is a Nascar fan, it caught me by suprize. She is not what I would considera
> red neck at all. So, I will try to be more open minded, and maybe evenwatch
> a complete Nascar race (with the sound off, I can't stand the, um,southern
> annoncers).
> I would try to talk her into watching a F1 race, but I think she wouldfind
> it rather boring, after watching Nascar.
>
>
Why does that matter to you? We all know you don't go after the girls.
--
Kevin Anderson
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"ymenard" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> >"jlohman" <[email hidden]> wrote
> > I would like to apologize for the comments that I have made in the past,
> > about it being a red neck sport, and such. I recently meet a young lady
> that
> > is a Nascar fan, it caught me by suprize.
>
>
> The question is, does she has a sister? ;)
>
>
>
>
> --
> -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard>
> -- http://www.ymenard.8m.com/
> -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez
> Corporation - helping America into the New World...
>
>
>
Bob G wrote:
>
> Haha, just wait til her favorite Nascar driver does well and she flattens
> her beer can on her forehead. <VBG>
<Best Andrew Dice Clay voice on>
Now *that's* what I call a Lady!
</Best Andrew Dice Clay voice>
--
Fester
"Is it that we need a nobrainer Linux desktop OS for people with no
brains or should people do a little more reading and smarten up?"
from alt.linux.mandrake NG
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> that's ok. > > they probably can't stand some ignorant dialect snob either. > > > > a complete Nascar race (with the sound off, I can't stand the, um, > southern > > annoncers)."ymenard" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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She does, but she's currently dating her brother. ;)
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> >"jlohman" <[email hidden]> wrote > > I would like to apologize for the comments that I have made in the past, > > about it being a red neck sport, and such. I recently meet a young lady > that > > is a Nascar fan, it caught me by suprize. > > > The question is, does she has a sister? ;)You have to understand that most of us died-in-the-wool NASCAR guys are
rednecks at heart. If you were to meet me in my line of work, you'd likely
see a well dressed (no Armani, but I do fancy Brooks Brothers) clean cut
looking 30 something guy earning 6 figures and own a home that did not roll
to its location.
Come Sunday I will be promptly plopped in front of the 65" wide screen
cranking NASCAR through the Dolby 5.1 in my DEJ tee shirt and shorts... :)
(prolly knocking back a few of DEJ's sponsor's products too). My NASCAR
following does spill into my real life as I am a Chevy guy, both as a fan
and a 3 Chevy owner ( the wife's ride, my commuter and work vehicle are all
Bowties)
Why can this be? Because I was born in the 'home' state of the sport (NC,
live there still), have followed NASCAR since the mid 70's and actually made
a little something of myself in the mean time. I just didn't get all
snobbery when the money started coming in, stayed true to what I liked even
if it is a 'redneck' thing. Redneck is somewhat of a compliment where I come
from anyway...LOL
Good luck with the little lady, she can't be that bad if she likes NASCAR.
My wife has it worse than I do since I introduced her to it in 1990 (when we
married).
jlohman <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Austin
> TX. It's just that they have that "good ole boy" style. It's just not my
> thing, just my opinion. If you like them, fine, I'm sure they do an
> outstanding job covering the races.
> I shouldn't have used the word Southern, sorry.
>
>
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> > that's ok. > > > > they probably can't stand some ignorant dialect snob either. > > > > > > > a complete Nascar race (with the sound off, I can't stand the, um, > > southern > > > annoncers). > > It's not that I can't stand them because they are Southern, I am from>"Kevin Anderson" <[email hidden]> wrote
> We all know you don't go after the girls.
<roll eyes>
Yes, instead I now go after the women :)
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Tom Pabst wrote:
>
> Thank you, Mr. Lohman.........NASCAR fans are no more all rednecks....than
> F1 fans are all rich, stuck-up and stupid.
Well, I'm not stupid.....
Beers and cheers
(uncle) Goy
http://www.theuspits.com
http://www.teammirage.com
"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke"
--Groucho Marx--
ROTFL, Uncle Fester, my thoughts exactly...amazing that one woman can do
what 500 guys CAN'T do... ;]
Cheers!
Jan Kohl
The Pits - 6 years and counting
http://www.theuspits.com
"Uncle Fester" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> jlohman wrote:
> >
> > I would like to apologize for the comments that I have made in the past,
> > about it being a red neck sport, and such. I recently meet a young ladythat
> > is a Nascar fan, it caught me by suprize. She is not what I wouldconsider a
> > red neck at all. So, I will try to be more open minded, and maybe evenwatch
> > a complete Nascar race (with the sound off, I can't stand the, um,southern
> > annoncers).
> > I would try to talk her into watching a F1 race, but I think she wouldfind
Quoted text (12 lines)
> > it rather boring, after watching Nascar. > > > Uh huh. Amazing what a little Tuna can do to one's outlook, eh? :-P > > -- > > Fester > > "Is it that we need a nobrainer Linux desktop OS for people with no > brains or should people do a little more reading and smarten up?" > from alt.linux.mandrake NGNo, you're quite a few things, Goy, but TP didn't describe you accurately at
all... ;]
Cheers!
Jan
"Goy Larsen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> Tom Pabst wrote:
> >
> > Thank you, Mr. Lohman.........NASCAR fans are no more allrednecks....than
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> > F1 fans are all rich, stuck-up and stupid. > > Well, I'm not stupid..... > > > Beers and cheers > (uncle) Goy > > http://www.theuspits.com > http://www.teammirage.com > > "A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke" > --Groucho Marx--sorry, didn't mean to email ya! i'm an ijit!
's cool,
i hope i didn't sound offended badly.... forgot the old smiley thingies.
i just assumed it was one of those southern dialect = ignorance from a
group of people who think youse guys is somehow more intelligent than ya'll.
austin, eh? you must live secluded if you don't like folk talking country
and you haven't lost your mind yet. if it bothers you, i can see why you
definitely don't want it channeled into your home.
back to racing..... there's a road called Speedway Road or street or
something in Austin (talked to a woman who lived there) is it some major
not nationally known track or just the name of the road?
hope yr not allergic to the cedars down there ;)..
rob
----- Original Message -----
From: "jlohman" <[email hidden]>
Newsgroups: rec.autos.simulators
Sent: Tuesday, January 29, 2002 11:12 AM
Subject: Re: To Nascar fans
>
> It's not that I can't stand them because they are Southern, I am fromAustin
> TX. It's just that they have that "good ole boy" style. It's just not my
> thing, just my opinion. If you like them, fine, I'm sure they do an
> outstanding job covering the races.
> I shouldn't have used the word Southern, sorry.
"Jan Kohl"
> ROTFL, Uncle Fester, my thoughts exactly...amazing that one woman can do
> what 500 guys CAN'T do... ;]
> Cheers!
>
> Jan Kohl
Which reminds me of an old old question:
What can a Man do standing up, a woman do sitting down or a dog on 3 legs???
dave henrie
"Dave Henrie" wrote...
> <snip>
> Which reminds me of an old old question:
> What can a Man do standing up, a woman do sitting down or a
> dog on 3 legs???
There's an obvious one, which I'm sure will be the wrong answer so I give
up.
Jan.
=---
"Pay attention when I'm talking to you boy!" -Foghorn Leghorn.
No, TP didn't describe him well at all... the old and senile terms weren't
used <VBG> ;)
Scott
PA-Scott
"Jan Kohl" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> No, you're quite a few things, Goy, but TP didn't describe you accuratelyat
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> all... ;] > > Cheers! > > Jan > > > "Goy Larsen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:[email hidden]... > > Tom Pabst wrote: > > > > > > Thank you, Mr. Lohman.........NASCAR fans are no more all > rednecks....than > > > F1 fans are all rich, stuck-up and stupid. > > > > Well, I'm not stupid..... > > > > > > Beers and cheers > > (uncle) Goy > > > > http://www.theuspits.com > > http://www.teammirage.com > > > > "A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke" > > --Groucho Marx-- > >Well, as we say down South, "If she's good enough for family, she's good enough for me!" ;-)
SB
"Tim Miser" <[email hidden]> wrote...
<snip>
> > The question is, does she has a sister? ;)
> She does, but she's currently dating her brother. ;)
Since you are the ONLY one brave enough to even guess, here is the
answer....
shake hands
dave henrie
"Jan Verschueren" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> "Dave Henrie" wrote... > > <snip> > > Which reminds me of an old old question: > > What can a Man do standing up, a woman do sitting down or a > > dog on 3 legs??? > > There's an obvious one, which I'm sure will be the wrong answer so I give > up. > > Jan. > =--- > "Pay attention when I'm talking to you boy!" -Foghorn Leghorn. > >"Dave Henrie" wrote...
> Since you are the ONLY one brave enough to even guess, here
> is the answer.... shake hands
See, I knew peeing would be wrong... clever riddle. ;-)
Jan.
=---
"Pay attention when I'm talking to you boy!" -Foghorn Leghorn.
"Scott B. Husted" wrote:
>
> No, TP didn't describe him well at all... the old and senile terms weren't
> used <VBG> ;)
Well, I'm younger than you at least :-)
Beers and cheers
(uncle) Goy
http://www.theuspits.com
http://www.teammirage.com
"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke"
--Groucho Marx--
Jan Kohl wrote:
>
> No, you're quite a few things, Goy, but TP didn't describe you accurately at
> all... ;]
Well, come to think of it, I'm not that much of an F1 fan any more
either, Aussie V8's anyone ?
Beers and cheers
(uncle) Goy
http://www.theuspits.com
http://www.teammirage.com
"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke"
--Groucho Marx--
Including making grown men almost beg them for something that they wanted to
do too anyway? That one annoys me...
Tim
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past,
> > > about it being a red neck sport, and such. I recently meet a younglady
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> ROTFL, Uncle Fester, my thoughts exactly...amazing that one woman can do > what 500 guys CAN'T do... ;] > > Cheers! > > Jan Kohl > The Pits - 6 years and counting > http://www.theuspits.com > > "Uncle Fester" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:[email hidden]... > > jlohman wrote: > > > > > > I would like to apologize for the comments that I have made in theQuoted text (24 lines)
> that > > > is a Nascar fan, it caught me by suprize. She is not what I would > consider a > > > red neck at all. So, I will try to be more open minded, and maybe even > watch > > > a complete Nascar race (with the sound off, I can't stand the, um, > southern > > > annoncers). > > > I would try to talk her into watching a F1 race, but I think she would > find > > > it rather boring, after watching Nascar. > > > > > > Uh huh. Amazing what a little Tuna can do to one's outlook, eh? :-P > > > > -- > > > > Fester > > > > "Is it that we need a nobrainer Linux desktop OS for people with no > > brains or should people do a little more reading and smarten up?" > > from alt.linux.mandrake NG > >Oh I love this thread.
LOL
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> "ymenard" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> > >"jlohman" <[email hidden]> wrote
> > > I would like to apologize for the comments that I have made in thepast,
> > > about it being a red neck sport, and such. I recently meet a younglady
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> > that > > > is a Nascar fan, it caught me by suprize. > > > > > > The question is, does she has a sister? ;) > > She does, but she's currently dating her brother. ;) > > >It's a women's world out there and always will be.
Tim Wheatley wrote:
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> Including making grown men almost beg them for something that they wanted to > do too anyway? That one annoys me... > > Tim > > "Jan Kohl" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:KKG58.23561$[email hidden]... > >>ROTFL, Uncle Fester, my thoughts exactly...amazing that one woman can do >>what 500 guys CAN'T do... ;] >> >>Cheers! >> >>Jan Kohl >>The Pits - 6 years and counting >>http://www.theuspits.com >> >>"Uncle Fester" <[email hidden]> wrote in message >>news:[email hidden]... >> >>>jlohman wrote: >>> >>>>I would like to apologize for the comments that I have made in the >>>> > past, > >>>>about it being a red neck sport, and such. I recently meet a young >>>> > lady > >>that >> >>>>is a Nascar fan, it caught me by suprize. She is not what I would >>>> >>consider a >> >>>>red neck at all. So, I will try to be more open minded, and maybe even >>>> >>watch >> >>>>a complete Nascar race (with the sound off, I can't stand the, um, >>>> >>southern >> >>>>annoncers). >>>>I would try to talk her into watching a F1 race, but I think she would >>>> >>find >> >>>>it rather boring, after watching Nascar. >>>> >>> >>>Uh huh. Amazing what a little Tuna can do to one's outlook, eh? :-P >>> >>>-- >>> >>>Fester >>> >>>"Is it that we need a nobrainer Linux desktop OS for people with no >>>brains or should people do a little more reading and smarten up?" >>> from alt.linux.mandrake NG >>> >> > >
> Uh huh. Amazing what a little Tuna can do to one's outlook, eh? :-P
I guess if your a young buck.................I like tuna that works 3 jobs,
and washes my bike.
The shit don't have any power over me anymore but then again I'm a old
codger and a damn
redneck to boot that likes Nascar.


































