OT women drivers, grrrrr

Driving to work yesterday morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and noticed a woman in a brand new Corvette Convertible. She was doing about 70 miles per hour, and she had her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her makeup. I looked away for a couple seconds, and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still putting makeup on her dang face!!! It scared me so bad I dropped my electric razor, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to control the car by using my knees against the steering wheel, my cell phone slipped from between my shoulder and ear and fell into the coffee cup between my legs. The coffee burnt my lap so I quickly threw it (along with my cell phone) out the window just as a State Trooper was driving by. The coffee splashed all over the hood of his car, the cell phone cracked his windshield and disconnected my important phone call! Damn women drivers!!!!! -- Slot Tweaks & Reviews www.slottweak.com

Good one :-) I can even show it to my wife <BG> "GTX_SlotCar" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:VrAi8.4375$[email hidden]... > Driving to work yesterday morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my > left and noticed a woman in a brand new Corvette Convertible. She wasdoing > about 70 miles per hour, and she had her face up next to her rear view > mirror putting on her makeup. I looked away for a couple seconds, and whenI > looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still putting makeup on her > dang face!!! > It scared me so bad I dropped my electric razor, which knocked the donutout > of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to control the car byusing > my knees against the steering wheel, my cell phone slipped from between my > shoulder and ear and fell into the coffee cup between my legs. The coffee > burnt my lap so I quickly threw it (along with my cell phone) out thewindow

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> just as a State Trooper was driving by. The coffee splashed all over the > hood of his car, the cell phone cracked his windshield and disconnected my > important phone call! > > Damn women drivers!!!!! > > > -- > Slot > > Tweaks & Reviews > www.slottweak.com > >

heh, heh, i really enjoyed that. "GTX_SlotCar" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:VrAi8.4375$[email hidden]... > Driving to work yesterday morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my > left and noticed a woman in a brand new Corvette Convertible. She wasdoing > about 70 miles per hour, and she had her face up next to her rear view > mirror putting on her makeup. I looked away for a couple seconds, and whenI > looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still putting makeup on her > dang face!!! > It scared me so bad I dropped my electric razor, which knocked the donutout > of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to control the car byusing > my knees against the steering wheel, my cell phone slipped from between my > shoulder and ear and fell into the coffee cup between my legs. The coffee > burnt my lap so I quickly threw it (along with my cell phone) out thewindow

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> just as a State Trooper was driving by. The coffee splashed all over the > hood of his car, the cell phone cracked his windshield and disconnected my > important phone call! > > Damn women drivers!!!!! > > > -- > Slot > > Tweaks & Reviews > www.slottweak.com > >

THat one has made the rounds a bit lately ,but it has great meaning here in NJ. The only problem is speed is usually much better than 70mph. Jeff H. "GTX_SlotCar" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:VrAi8.4375$[email hidden]... > Driving to work yesterday morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my > left and noticed a woman in a brand new Corvette Convertible. She wasdoing > about 70 miles per hour, and she had her face up next to her rear view > mirror putting on her makeup. I looked away for a couple seconds, and whenI > looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still putting makeup on her > dang face!!! > It scared me so bad I dropped my electric razor, which knocked the donutout > of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to control the car byusing > my knees against the steering wheel, my cell phone slipped from between my > shoulder and ear and fell into the coffee cup between my legs. The coffee > burnt my lap so I quickly threw it (along with my cell phone) out thewindow

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> just as a State Trooper was driving by. The coffee splashed all over the > hood of his car, the cell phone cracked his windshield and disconnected my > important phone call! > > Damn women drivers!!!!! > > > -- > Slot > > Tweaks & Reviews > www.slottweak.com > >

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> > Driving to work yesterday morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my > left and noticed a woman in a brand new Corvette Convertible. She was doing > about 70 miles per hour, and she had her face up next to her rear view > mirror putting on her makeup. I looked away for a couple seconds, and when I > looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still putting makeup on her > dang face!!! > It scared me so bad I dropped my electric razor, which knocked the donut out > of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to control the car by using > my knees against the steering wheel, my cell phone slipped from between my > shoulder and ear and fell into the coffee cup between my legs. The coffee > burnt my lap so I quickly threw it (along with my cell phone) out the window > just as a State Trooper was driving by. The coffee splashed all over the > hood of his car, the cell phone cracked his windshield and disconnected my > important phone call! > > Damn women drivers!!!!! > > -- > Slot > > Tweaks & Reviews > www.slottweak.com

LOL! I always make sure to have a newspaper spread out on my steering wheel, just in case I spill my coffee. Gary

In article <[email hidden]>, Gary Stephenson <[email hidden]> writes: >I always make sure to have a newspaper spread out on my steering wheel, >just in case I spill my coffee. > True story: I remember several years ago driving on the freeway going downtown. I was in a company van, and could look down into the car on my right. This lady was doing a CROSSWORD PUZZLE...at 65+ mph... That's the craziest thing *I've* seen... Eldred -- Dale Earnhardt, Sr. R.I.P. 1951-2001 Homepage - http://www.umich.edu/~epickett GPLRank - under construction... Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level, then beats you with experience... Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.

Gary Stephenson wrote: > I always make sure to have a newspaper spread out on my steering wheel, > just in case I spill my coffee. I actually saw a guy driving on the Boulder Turnpike a couple of years ago, doing about 65 mph, while reading the paper. To make matters worse, he had a young child in a car seat on board with him. Dave Ewing -- ***************************************************** David A. Ewing Xilinx Boulder [email hidden] *****************************************************

Even worse is the depiction in (I think) the McDonald's ad where the Mom is driving a vehicle full of children and leans down to her right to pick something up, totally losing site of the road. -- Chris H. "David Ewing" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > Gary Stephenson wrote: > > > I always make sure to have a newspaper spread out on my steering wheel, > > just in case I spill my coffee. > > I actually saw a guy driving on the Boulder Turnpike a couple of years ago, doing > about 65 mph, while reading the paper. To make matters worse, he had a young > child in a car seat on board with him. > > Dave Ewing > > > -- > ***************************************************** > David A. Ewing > Xilinx Boulder [email hidden] > ***************************************************** > > > >