A Work of Fiction

60 seconds. He'd seen it before. Heat caused the now familiar columns of turbulance that rose, unrestrained, going who knows where. A voice from somewhere inside him reminded him that this was a common optical illusion. Another voice tried to chime in with the scientific principals behind the illusion, but he was too busy to listen. His target shimmered in the distance. the heat wiggles were there too, he surmised. The heat. Concentrate. It's funny. Random thoughts sometimes streak through your mind when you're in the middle of something important. He often thinks of his wife and kids, maybe bass fishing, or some other thing far-removed from the task at hand. Today was different. H ecouldn't allow the distractions. Wasn't it hot a minute ago? Maybe he was just imagining it. Concentrate. 45 seconds. There was an almost imperceptible change in his immediate surroundings. The howl of machinery began to diminish, and out of habit, he checked his instruments for possible signs of trouble. Nothing. Normal. Good thing, too - the enemy was right on his butt, and he couldn't afford to make a mistake. He would be overrun in seconds wth no defense, no way to stop them. No sound. No heat. Concentrate. His target was riding on a cushion of heat wiggles, and he was gaining - slowly. That's when he noticed it. The hair on his neck rose, standing at attention for the invisible general that he often confided in. His mind snapped - yeah, that's a good decsription - snapped into a mode of crystal awareness. It allowed his ears to detect the faint pressure changes in the air around him. No heat. No sound. No distractions. 30 seconds. That's when he saw the tunnel. It was forming directly in front of him. Inside the tunnel, everything, including his target, was cleanly focused, and the heat wiggles were prevented from invading it's confines. He'd seen it before. Stay in the tunnel. No distractions. He was gaining quickly now, and he knew that his target knew there was no way out. There was nothing that could prevent him from overtaking. He was almost on the target when the tunnel shifted. If he didn't stay in the tunnel, he'd ram his target. Not the desired result, so he shifted with the tunnel. Stay in the tunnel. No distractions. 10 seconds. He had passed the target, and the tunnel began to dissipate, allowing sound to enter his realm once more. It built to a crescendo of angry machinery straining to the limits of it's design. He heard people too. Were they - cheering? Of course they were. Dale streaked across the finish line only fractions of a second in front of his son, and he wondered if Little 'E' saw what he saw today. I wonder... -- ========================================================= DeMONS/1 for Nascar Racing 3 & Nascar Legends http://www.paddedwall.org/demons DeMONS/2 for Nascar Racing 4 and 2002 Season (in development) http://www.paddedwall.org/demons2 RASCAR Roster http://www.paddedwall.org/rascar Redneck Techno-Biker & "programming deity" http://www.paddedwall.org/john Barbarian Diecast Collector (460+ cars and counting) http://www.paddedwall.org/diecast If you want to send me email, go to the first URL shown above & click "Send Me Mail" in the contents frame. =========================================================

John Simmons wrote: <Snip a great story> Fantastic writing John! Thx for sharing. -- Fester Hey nobody's perfect, not even myself 8) -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> 4/15/02

Very nice, John. Very nice indeed. Gavel "John Simmons" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...

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> 60 seconds. > > He'd seen it before. > > Heat caused the now familiar columns of turbulance that rose, > unrestrained, going who knows where. A voice from somewhere inside him > reminded him that this was a common optical illusion. Another voice > tried to chime in with the scientific principals behind the illusion, > but he was too busy to listen. His target shimmered in the distance. > the heat wiggles were there too, he surmised. > > The heat. Concentrate. > > It's funny. Random thoughts sometimes streak through your mind when > you're in the middle of something important. He often thinks of his > wife and kids, maybe bass fishing, or some other thing far-removed from > the task at hand. Today was different. H ecouldn't allow the > distractions. > > Wasn't it hot a minute ago? Maybe he was just imagining it. > Concentrate. > > 45 seconds. > > There was an almost imperceptible change in his immediate surroundings. > The howl of machinery began to diminish, and out of habit, he checked > his instruments for possible signs of trouble. Nothing. Normal. Good > thing, too - the enemy was right on his butt, and he couldn't afford to > make a mistake. He would be overrun in seconds wth no defense, no way > to stop them. > > No sound. No heat. Concentrate. > > His target was riding on a cushion of heat wiggles, and he was gaining - > slowly. That's when he noticed it. The hair on his neck rose, standing > at attention for the invisible general that he often confided in. His > mind snapped - yeah, that's a good decsription - snapped into a mode of > crystal awareness. It allowed his ears to detect the faint pressure > changes in the air around him. > > No heat. No sound. No distractions. > > 30 seconds. > > That's when he saw the tunnel. It was forming directly in front of him. > Inside the tunnel, everything, including his target, was cleanly > focused, and the heat wiggles were prevented from invading it's > confines. He'd seen it before. > > Stay in the tunnel. No distractions. > > He was gaining quickly now, and he knew that his target knew there was > no way out. There was nothing that could prevent him from overtaking. > He was almost on the target when the tunnel shifted. If he didn't stay > in the tunnel, he'd ram his target. Not the desired result, so he > shifted with the tunnel. > > Stay in the tunnel. No distractions. > > 10 seconds. > > He had passed the target, and the tunnel began to dissipate, allowing > sound to enter his realm once more. It built to a crescendo of angry > machinery straining to the limits of it's design. He heard people too. > Were they - cheering? Of course they were. > > Dale streaked across the finish line only fractions of a second in front > of his son, and he wondered if Little 'E' saw what he saw today. I > wonder... > > -- > ========================================================= > DeMONS/1 for Nascar Racing 3 & Nascar Legends > http://www.paddedwall.org/demons > DeMONS/2 for Nascar Racing 4 and 2002 Season (in development) > http://www.paddedwall.org/demons2 > RASCAR Roster > http://www.paddedwall.org/rascar > Redneck Techno-Biker & "programming deity" > http://www.paddedwall.org/john > Barbarian Diecast Collector (460+ cars and counting) > http://www.paddedwall.org/diecast > > If you want to send me email, go to the first URL shown > above & click "Send Me Mail" in the contents frame. > =========================================================

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> 60 seconds. > > He'd seen it before. > > Heat caused the now familiar columns of turbulance that rose, > unrestrained, going who knows where. A voice from somewhere inside him > reminded him that this was a common optical illusion. Another voice > tried to chime in with the scientific principals behind the illusion, > but he was too busy to listen. His target shimmered in the distance. > the heat wiggles were there too, he surmised. > > The heat. Concentrate. > > It's funny. Random thoughts sometimes streak through your mind when > you're in the middle of something important. He often thinks of his > wife and kids, maybe bass fishing, or some other thing far-removed from > the task at hand. Today was different. H ecouldn't allow the > distractions. > > Wasn't it hot a minute ago? Maybe he was just imagining it. >snip<

Don't give up your day job. Gomer !

redTed <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:aa45lv$7e1ee$[email hidden]... > > >snip< > > Don't give up your day job. Gomer ! > LOL! So I guess War & Peace and possibly Crime and Punishment aren't in your personal library...you probably wouldn't understand the big words anyway...

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> > redTed <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:aa45lv$7e1ee$[email hidden]... > > > > >snip< > > > > Don't give up your day job. Gomer ! > > > > LOL! So I guess War & Peace and possibly Crime and Punishment aren't in your > personal library...you probably wouldn't understand the big words anyway... > > >

I should have started it out with "uhhhh...." to give him at least one recognizable phrase. -- ========================================================= DeMONS/1 for Nascar Racing 3 & Nascar Legends http://www.paddedwall.org/demons DeMONS/2 for Nascar Racing 4 and 2002 Season (in development) http://www.paddedwall.org/demons2 RASCAR Roster http://www.paddedwall.org/rascar Redneck Techno-Biker & "programming deity" http://www.paddedwall.org/john Barbarian Diecast Collector (460+ cars and counting) http://www.paddedwall.org/diecast If you want to send me email, go to the first URL shown above & click "Send Me Mail" in the contents frame. =========================================================

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> > > > Don't give up your day job. Gomer ! > > > > LOL! So I guess War & Peace and possibly Crime and Punishment aren't in your > personal library...you probably wouldn't understand the big words anyway... >

Big words are what good literature is all about, eh ? Pretentious git.

> > > > > > I should have started it out with "uhhhh...." to give him at least one > recognizable phrase. >You shouldn't have started at all. You could have saved yourself for filling in those coupons on the back of the Cheerio's packet.

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> > > > > > > > > > I should have started it out with "uhhhh...." to give him at least one > > recognizable phrase. > > > You shouldn't have started at all. You could have saved yourself for filling in those > coupons on the back of the Cheerio's packet. >

Ya know, I could spend almost a whole minute verbally sparring with you until you ran out of new words, but instead, I'll just add you to my killfile. Buh-bye... -- ========================================================= DeMONS/1 for Nascar Racing 3 & Nascar Legends http://www.paddedwall.org/demons DeMONS/2 for Nascar Racing 4 and 2002 Season (in development) http://www.paddedwall.org/demons2 RASCAR Roster http://www.paddedwall.org/rascar Redneck Techno-Biker & "programming deity" http://www.paddedwall.org/john Barbarian Diecast Collector (460+ cars and counting) http://www.paddedwall.org/diecast If you want to send me email, go to the first URL shown above & click "Send Me Mail" in the contents frame. =========================================================

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> In article <aa4jc4$7tl9g$[email hidden]>, > [email hidden] says... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I should have started it out with "uhhhh...." to give him at least one > > > recognizable phrase. > > > > > You shouldn't have started at all. You could have saved yourself for filling in those > > coupons on the back of the Cheerio's packet. > > > > > Ya know, I could spend almost a whole minute verbally sparring with you > until you ran out of new words, but instead, I'll just add you to my > killfile. > > Buh-bye...

Run away, baby.

thx John...beautiful- didn't know you had it in ya.... Bo Bruce On Tue, 23 Apr 2002 11:52:22 GMT, John Simmons <[email hidden]> wrote: >60 seconds. >

John Simmons wrote: > > Ya know, I could spend almost a whole minute verbally sparring with you > until you ran out of new words, but instead, I'll just add you to my > killfile. > > Buh-bye... How sad, John Simmons is getting old...... Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy http://www.theuspits.com http://www.teammirage.com "Animation isn't the illusion of life; it is life" --Chuck Jones (1912-2002)--

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> John Simmons wrote: > > > > Ya know, I could spend almost a whole minute verbally sparring with you > > until you ran out of new words, but instead, I'll just add you to my > > killfile. > > > > Buh-bye... > > How sad, John Simmons is getting old...... > >

Getting? :) -- ========================================================= DeMONS/1 for Nascar Racing 3 & Nascar Legends http://www.paddedwall.org/demons DeMONS/2 for Nascar Racing 4 and 2002 Season (in development) http://www.paddedwall.org/demons2 RASCAR Roster http://www.paddedwall.org/rascar Redneck Techno-Biker & "programming deity" http://www.paddedwall.org/john Barbarian Diecast Collector (460+ cars and counting) http://www.paddedwall.org/diecast If you want to send me email, go to the first URL shown above & click "Send Me Mail" in the contents frame. =========================================================

"redTed" <> Big words are what good literature is all about, eh ? > Pretentious git. > is git a small word? :) dave henrie

On Tue, 23 Apr 2002 22:21:18 +0100, "redTed" <[email hidden]> wrote: >Big words are what good literature is all about, eh ? >Pretentious git. I have a big word for you: *** FLUFFYPONY *** Now say you're sorry to John for being so rude, or I'll arrange a blind date with FluffyPony for you! Andre

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> On Tue, 23 Apr 2002 22:21:18 +0100, "redTed" > <[email hidden]> wrote: > > >Big words are what good literature is all about, eh ? > >Pretentious git. > > I have a big word for you: > *** FLUFFYPONY *** > > Now say you're sorry to John for being so rude, or I'll arrange a > blind date with FluffyPony for you! > > Andre > >

He doesn't have to apologize (that's a sign of weakness) - he just has to grow up. :) -- ========================================================= DeMONS/1 for Nascar Racing 3 & Nascar Legends http://www.paddedwall.org/demons DeMONS/2 for Nascar Racing 4 and 2002 Season (in development) http://www.paddedwall.org/demons2 RASCAR Roster http://www.paddedwall.org/rascar Redneck Techno-Biker & "programming deity" http://www.paddedwall.org/john Barbarian Diecast Collector (460+ cars and counting) http://www.paddedwall.org/diecast If you want to send me email, go to the first URL shown above & click "Send Me Mail" in the contents frame. =========================================================

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> On Tue, 23 Apr 2002 22:21:18 +0100, "redTed" > >Big words are what good literature is all about, eh ? > >Pretentious git. > I have a big word for you: > *** FLUFFYPONY *** > Now say you're sorry to John for being so rude, or I'll arrange a > blind date with FluffyPony for you! > Andre

He doesn't have to apologize (that's a sign of weakness) - he just has to grow up. :) -- ========================================================= DeMONS/1 for Nascar Racing 3 & Nascar Legends http://www.paddedwall.org/demons DeMONS/2 for Nascar Racing 4 and 2002 Season (in development) http://www.paddedwall.org/demons2 RASCAR Roster http://www.paddedwall.org/rascar Redneck Techno-Biker & "programming deity" http://www.paddedwall.org/john Barbarian Diecast Collector (460+ cars and counting) http://www.paddedwall.org/diecast If you want to send me email, go to the first URL shown above & click "Send Me Mail" in the contents frame. =========================================================

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> > In article <[email hidden]>, > [email hidden] says... > > On Tue, 23 Apr 2002 22:21:18 +0100, "redTed" > > <[email hidden]> wrote: > > > > >Big words are what good literature is all about, eh ? > > >Pretentious git. > > > > I have a big word for you: > > *** FLUFFYPONY *** > > > > Now say you're sorry to John for being so rude, or I'll arrange a > > blind date with FluffyPony for you! > > > > Andre > > > > > > He doesn't have to apologize (that's a sign of weakness) - he just has > to grow up. :)

Not only old, but soft as well......I'd never thought I'd see the day, you into group hugs as well these days John ? Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ "A man is only as old as the woman he feels" --Groucho Marx--

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> > > John Simmons wrote: > > > > In article <[email hidden]>, > > [email hidden] says... > > > On Tue, 23 Apr 2002 22:21:18 +0100, "redTed" > > > <[email hidden]> wrote: > > > > > > >Big words are what good literature is all about, eh ? > > > >Pretentious git. > > > > > > I have a big word for you: > > > *** FLUFFYPONY *** > > > > > > Now say you're sorry to John for being so rude, or I'll arrange a > > > blind date with FluffyPony for you! > > > > > > Andre > > > > > > > > > > He doesn't have to apologize (that's a sign of weakness) - he just has > > to grow up. :) > > Not only old, but soft as well......I'd never thought I'd see the day, > you into group hugs as well these days John ? >

I just don't have the energy right now (or maybe I don't really give a shit what he thinks). Either way he's not worth my time. Besides, it's damn difficult to debate with someone who starts off the exchange by calling people names. You've already experienced the best the guy's got, so there really is no point in exploring his side of the argument any further. -- ========================================================= DeMONS/1 for Nascar Racing 3 & Nascar Legends http://www.paddedwall.org/demons DeMONS/2 for Nascar Racing 4 and 2002 Season (in development) http://www.paddedwall.org/demons2 RASCAR Roster http://www.paddedwall.org/rascar Redneck Techno-Biker & "programming deity" http://www.paddedwall.org/john Barbarian Diecast Collector (460+ cars and counting) http://www.paddedwall.org/diecast If you want to send me email, go to the first URL shown above & click "Send Me Mail" in the contents frame. =========================================================

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> > I just don't have the energy right now (or maybe I don't really give a > shit what he thinks). Either way he's not worth my time. Besides, it's > damn difficult to debate with someone who starts off the exchange by > calling people names. You've already experienced the best the guy's got, > so there really is no point in exploring his side of the argument any > further.

Yep, you are getting old John, can't even rely on you and Husted to keep a good fight going anymore....this place is getting awfully boring :-) Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ "A man is only as old as the woman he feels" --Groucho Marx--

On Wed, 24 Apr 2002 13:00:49 +0200, Goy Larsen <[email hidden]> wrote: >Yep, you are getting old John, can't even rely on you and Husted to keep >a good fight going anymore....this place is getting awfully boring :-) It's not getting boring, RAS is just feeling the LOVE lately! Andre / Tonight I'm going to work on my GPL-rank But I'd rather pump my fuel into your gastank

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> > On Wed, 24 Apr 2002 13:00:49 +0200, Goy Larsen <[email hidden]> wrote: > > >Yep, you are getting old John, can't even rely on you and Husted to keep > >a good fight going anymore....this place is getting awfully boring :-) > > It's not getting boring, RAS is just feeling the LOVE lately! > > Andre / > Tonight I'm going to work on my GPL-rank > But I'd rather pump my fuel > into your gastank

Is it the spring that does it ? Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ "A man is only as old as the woman he feels" --Groucho Marx--

On Wed, 24 Apr 2002 13:36:37 +0200, Goy Larsen <[email hidden]> wrote:

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> > >Andre Warringa wrote: >> >> On Wed, 24 Apr 2002 13:00:49 +0200, Goy Larsen <[email hidden]> wrote: >> >> >Yep, you are getting old John, can't even rely on you and Husted to keep >> >a good fight going anymore....this place is getting awfully boring :-) >> >> It's not getting boring, RAS is just feeling the LOVE lately! >> >> Andre / >> Tonight I'm going to work on my GPL-rank >> But I'd rather pump my fuel >> into your gastank > >Is it the spring that does it ?

Nah.. In a month I will become 30.. I think my hormones are acting up :-/ Andre

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> > On Wed, 24 Apr 2002 13:36:37 +0200, Goy Larsen <[email hidden]> wrote: > > > > > > >Andre Warringa wrote: > >> > >> On Wed, 24 Apr 2002 13:00:49 +0200, Goy Larsen <[email hidden]> wrote: > >> > >> >Yep, you are getting old John, can't even rely on you and Husted to keep > >> >a good fight going anymore....this place is getting awfully boring :-) > >> > >> It's not getting boring, RAS is just feeling the LOVE lately! > >> > >> Andre / > >> Tonight I'm going to work on my GPL-rank > >> But I'd rather pump my fuel > >> into your gastank > > > >Is it the spring that does it ? > > Nah.. In a month I will become 30.. I think my hormones are acting up > :-/

ROFL, going on 37 here, I can *just* remember the feeling.....:-) Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ "A man is only as old as the woman he feels" --Groucho Marx--

Andre Warringa wrote: > Andre / > Tonight I'm going to work on my GPL-rank > But I'd rather pump my fuel > into your gastank ROTFLMAO!! Yeah, now *that's* real romantic! :-) You in love or in heat?? -- Fester Hey nobody's perfect, not even myself 8) -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> 4/15/02

Sigh..........I was thirty once a long time ago...... -John "Andre Warringa" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...

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> On Wed, 24 Apr 2002 13:36:37 +0200, Goy Larsen <[email hidden]> wrote: > > > > > > >Andre Warringa wrote: > >> > >> On Wed, 24 Apr 2002 13:00:49 +0200, Goy Larsen <[email hidden]> wrote: > >> > >> >Yep, you are getting old John, can't even rely on you and Husted to

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> >> >a good fight going anymore....this place is getting awfully boring :-) > >> > >> It's not getting boring, RAS is just feeling the LOVE lately! > >> > >> Andre / > >> Tonight I'm going to work on my GPL-rank > >> But I'd rather pump my fuel > >> into your gastank > > > >Is it the spring that does it ? > > Nah.. In a month I will become 30.. I think my hormones are acting up > :-/ > > Andre

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> > > > > > > > I have a big word for you: > > > > *** FLUFFYPONY *** > > > > > > > > Now say you're sorry to John for being so rude, or I'll arrange a > > > > blind date with FluffyPony for you! > > > > > > > > Andre > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He doesn't have to apologize (that's a sign of weakness) - he just has > > > to grow up. :)

No.Not the Fluffmeister !!!! Anyway, as he has killfiled me, I don't expect I'll get any more direct responses from the hypocrite.. Maybe if he thinks back a year or so, he'll remember calling me names for having the absolute gall to disrespect WSC. He wasn't alone, either.. He'll get his apology, just as soon as I get mine.

>"Andre Warringa" <[email hidden]> wrote > It's not getting boring, RAS is just feeling the LOVE lately! Yes, I'm posting less ;) -- -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> -- http://www.ymenard.8m.com/ -- This announcement is brought to you by the Shimato Dominguez Corporation - helping America into the New World...

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> > > Andre Warringa wrote: > > > > On Wed, 24 Apr 2002 13:36:37 +0200, Goy Larsen <[email hidden]> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > >Andre Warringa wrote: > > >> > > >> On Wed, 24 Apr 2002 13:00:49 +0200, Goy Larsen <[email hidden]> wrote: > > >> > > >> >Yep, you are getting old John, can't even rely on you and Husted to keep > > >> >a good fight going anymore....this place is getting awfully boring :-) > > >> > > >> It's not getting boring, RAS is just feeling the LOVE lately! > > >> > > >> Andre / > > >> Tonight I'm going to work on my GPL-rank > > >> But I'd rather pump my fuel > > >> into your gastank > > > > > >Is it the spring that does it ? > > > > Nah.. In a month I will become 30.. I think my hormones are acting up > > :-/ > > ROFL, going on 37 here, I can *just* remember the feeling.....:-) > >

There was a feeling? -- ========================================================= DeMONS/1 for Nascar Racing 3 & Nascar Legends http://www.paddedwall.org/demons DeMONS/2 for Nascar Racing 4 and 2002 Season (in development) http://www.paddedwall.org/demons2 RASCAR Roster http://www.paddedwall.org/rascar Redneck Techno-Biker & "programming deity" http://www.paddedwall.org/john Barbarian Diecast Collector (460+ cars and counting) http://www.paddedwall.org/diecast If you want to send me email, go to the first URL shown above & click "Send Me Mail" in the contents frame. =========================================================

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>>> Andre / >>> Tonight I'm going to work on my GPL-rank >>> But I'd rather pump my fuel >>> into your gastank >> >>Is it the spring that does it ? > >Nah.. In a month I will become 30.. I think my hormones are acting up >:-/ > >Andre

Well, at least you have someone to SHARE them with... Hmm...how did that saying go again...? Oh yeah - Lucky bastard! :-) Eldred -- Homepage - http://www.umich.edu/~epickett A friend of mine is involved in a fund-raiser walk-a-thon for research to cure breast cancer. If you can, please go to my homepage and see how to make a donation. Thank you. Remove SPAM-OFF to reply.

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> > In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden] says... > > > > ROFL, going on 37 here, I can *just* remember the feeling.....:-) > > > > > > There was a feeling?

Yeah, that feeling of "oh my gosh, I'm 30 years old, where did all the time go?", luckily it went away really quickly :-), although I'm expecting a comeback in 3 years time :-) Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy http://www.theuspits.com http://www.teammirage.com "Animation isn't the illusion of life; it is life" --Chuck Jones (1912-2002)--

Goy Larsen wrote: > ROFL, going on 37 here, I can *just* remember the feeling.....:-) 37?!? I thought you were in the Old Folks home with Bruce Kennewell! Freakin' kid... ;-) -- Fester Hey nobody's perfect, not even myself 8) -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> 4/15/02

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> > Goy Larsen wrote: > > > ROFL, going on 37 here, I can *just* remember the feeling.....:-) > > 37?!? I thought you were in the Old Folks home with Bruce Kennewell! > Freakin' kid... ;-)

See my sig........ Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ "A man is only as old as the woman he feels" --Groucho Marx--

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> > Uncle Fester wrote: > >>Goy Larsen wrote: >> >> >>>ROFL, going on 37 here, I can *just* remember the feeling.....:-) >> >>37?!? I thought you were in the Old Folks home with Bruce Kennewell! >>Freakin' kid... ;-) > > > See my sig........ > > > Beers and cheers > (uncle) Goy > > "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ > > "A man is only as old as the woman he feels" > --Groucho Marx--

Well *that* sucks! My wife is 5 years older than I am. >:-( -- Fester Hey nobody's perfect, not even myself 8) -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> 4/15/02

Uncle Fester wrote: > > Well *that* sucks! My wife is 5 years older than I am. >:-( ROFL, ouch Oh well, I'm single and feeling younger every day :-) Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ "A man is only as old as the woman he feels" --Groucho Marx--

On Fri, 26 Apr 2002 10:35:20 +0200, Goy Larsen <[email hidden]> wrote:

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> > >Uncle Fester wrote: >> >> Well *that* sucks! My wife is 5 years older than I am. >:-( > >ROFL, ouch > >Oh well, I'm single and feeling younger every day :-)

As long as you don't start to feel like a kid again it's ok :) Andre

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> > On Fri, 26 Apr 2002 10:35:20 +0200, Goy Larsen <[email hidden]> wrote: > > > > > > >Uncle Fester wrote: > >> > >> Well *that* sucks! My wife is 5 years older than I am. >:-( > > > >ROFL, ouch > > > >Oh well, I'm single and feeling younger every day :-) > > As long as you don't start to feel like a kid again it's ok :)

No kidding....this a great time of the year isn't it, and my shop is on the ground floor with 3 large windows to the street.... Beers and cheers (uncle) Goy "The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/ "A man is only as old as the woman he feels" --Groucho Marx--

> > > > Well *that* sucks! My wife is 5 years older than I am. >:-( Luxury. Mine is 6 years to the senior :-/ MS

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> > > -- > > Fester > > Hey nobody's perfect, not even myself 8) > -- Fran�ois M�nard <ymenard> 4/15/02 >