...unfortunately not nearly as funny as the first round:
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Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again
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The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.
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Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
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wind catches lily
scatt'ring petals to the wind
segmentation fault
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Everything is gone;
Your life's work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?
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Server's poor response
Not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.
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Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.
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Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?
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This site has been moved.
We'd tell you where, but then we'd
have to delete you.
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First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
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The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist
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A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
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No keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?
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Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
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To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy.
I tried, honest. Google returned abt. 20,000 instances of Windows+haiku,
but they all seemed to be cc's of the first batch.
"Steve Smith" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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> ...unfortunately not nearly as funny as the first round: > > - - - - - - - - - - - - > > Seeing my great fault > Through darkening blue windows > I begin again > > - - - - - - - - - - - - > > The code was willing, > It considered your request, > But the chips were weak. > > - - - - - - - - - - - - > > Errors have occurred. > We won't tell you where or why. > Lazy programmers. > > - - - - - - - - - - - - > > wind catches lily > scatt'ring petals to the wind > segmentation fault > > - - - - - - - - - - - - > > Everything is gone; > Your life's work has been destroyed. > Squeeze trigger (yes/no)? > > - - - - - - - - - - - - > > Server's poor response > Not quick enough for browser. > Timed out, plum blossom. > > - - - - - - - - - - - - > > Login incorrect. > Only perfect spellers may > enter this system. > > - - - - - - - - - - - - > > Printer not ready. > Could be a fatal error. > Have a pen handy? > > - - - - - - - - - - - - > > This site has been moved. > We'd tell you where, but then we'd > have to delete you. > > - - - - - - - - - - - - > > First snow, then silence. > This thousand dollar screen dies > so beautifully. > > - - - - - - - - - - - - > > The Web site you seek > cannot be located but > endless others exist > > - - - - - - - - - - - - > > A crash reduces > your expensive computer > to a simple stone. > > - - - - - - - - - - - - > > No keyboard present > Hit F1 to continue > Zen engineering? > > - - - - - - - - - - - - > > Having been erased, > The document you're seeking > Must now be retyped. > > - - - - - - - - - - - - > > To have no errors > Would be life without meaning > No struggle, no joy. > > > >
Steve Smith wrote:
>
> I tried, honest. Google returned abt. 20,000 instances of Windows+haiku,
> but they all seemed to be cc's of the first batch.
Yep, same here Steve.......do we have any Japanese among our regulars
who could guide us in our search for wisdom and truth ?
Or are they too busy getting ready for the World Cup.....
Beers and cheers
(uncle) Goy
"The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/
"A man is only as old as the woman he feels"
--Groucho Marx--
"Goy Larsen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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>
>
> Steve Smith wrote:
> >
> > I tried, honest. Google returned abt. 20,000 instances ofWindows+haiku,
> > but they all seemed to be cc's of the first batch.
>
> Yep, same here Steve.......do we have any Japanese among our regulars
> who could guide us in our search for wisdom and truth ?
>
> Or are they too busy getting ready for the World Cup.....
Windows is quite bad
But not as bad as football
Common sense is dead.
Doug
You thought you won
But you haven't
Jean Todt said stop
:-)
--
Edward
Commissioner
MARA Middle-Aged Racers Association
> Windows is quite bad
> But not as bad as football
> Common sense is dead.
>
> Doug
>
>
"Steve Smith" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<hTrJ8.1740$[email hidden]>...
> I tried, honest. Google returned abt. 20,000 instances of Windows+haiku,
> but they all seemed to be cc's of the first batch.<snip>
Some others - feeble, but original :-)
Unmountable Boot
Use recovery console
No Boot CD? Oh dear.
Activation Code
See label on the casing,
Or Bill will hunt you down.
WSC
Please don't ask us for the dates.
But meditate still.
GP4 will come
When cherry tree falls in storm
But GP2 same.
404 not found
What is the use of anger
When May blossoms bloom?
Flat screen LCD
Shows beautiful fixed pixels
Until you scroll them.
Searching for your file
Perhaps it is in heaven
Or Recycle Bin.
Error - disk is full.
Confucius he say "Be wise
and don't reformat".
Semicolon found
When end of file expected
Press F1 for help.
AMD chip found.
They are Ferrari sponsors
So must be destroyed.
Cannot delete file
Because it is still in use
The waving ash grows.
--
David. Please continue to use previous email address to contact me -
this is a stopgap until my PC is fixed...
David Buttery wrote:
>
> Some others - feeble, but original :-)
Not bad really :-), don't think they totally comply with the "rules" of
Haiku though....?
Beers and cheers
(uncle) Goy
"The Pits" http://www.theuspits.com/
"A man is only as old as the woman he feels"
--Groucho Marx--
