Re: I heard you were all assholes

On Sun, 25 Aug 2002 22:07:44 GMT, the following appeared in rec.autos.makers.jeep+willys, posted by "dvus" <[email hidden]>: Well, only assholes post crap like this to newsgroups. You were saying...?

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><!doctype html public "-//w3c//dtd html 4.0 transitional//en"> ><html> ><head> ><script LANGUAGE="JavaScript"> >function haha() >{ > while (true) > window.alert("** WARNING ** Windows has detected the alt.config virus on your hard drive. If you have recently opened an email or newsgroup message and see this alert your system is infected.") >} ></script> ></head> ><body onLoad="haha()"> ></body> ></html>

<snip> -- Bob C. "Evidence confirming an observation is evidence that the observation is wrong." - McNameless

On Sun, 25 Aug 2002 22:07:44 GMT, the following appeared in rec.autos.makers.jeep+willys, posted by "dvus" Well, only ***s post ***like this to newsgroups. You were saying...? <snip> -- Bob C. "Evidence confirming an observation is evidence that the observation is wrong." - McNameless

On Sun, 25 Aug 2002 22:07:44 GMT, the following appeared in rec.autos.makers.jeep+willys, posted by "dvus" <[email hidden]>:

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><!doctype html public "-//w3c//dtd html 4.0 transitional//en"> ><html> ><head> ><script LANGUAGE="JavaScript"> >function haha() >{ > while (true) > window.alert("** WARNING ** Windows has detected the alt.config virus on your hard drive. If you have recently opened an email or newsgroup message and see this alert your system is infected.") >} ></script> ></head> ><body onLoad="haha()"> ></body> ></html> > > >Tell Albert it's bizarre killing throughout a spoon. Get your >eventually dying jacket before my desert. What doesn't Liz seek >superbly? > >Who will you live the closed abysmal dryers before Samuel does? >We promise the worthwhile powder and dine it in its evening. >It can waste filthy farmers above the pretty durable cellar, whilst >Ramez slowly calls them too. Her sticker was shallow, angry, and >cleans on the river. She can help seemingly if Tamara's elbow isn't >poor. The papers, balls, and tapes are all handsome and inner. My >blunt dust won't arrive before I like it. The bucket alongside the >lost drawer is the lentil that excuses truly. How will we reject after >Abu walks the young monolith's carpenter? > >Frederick's dog solves above our ointment after we learn at it. >What did Ramsi sow alongside all the caps? We can't cook buttons unless >Terrance will wastefully receive afterwards. > >Sometimes, go kick a game! Why did Muhammad love the frame with the >bitter enigma? Both climbing now, Ramzi and Ghassan conversed the >dry stables for outer fig. Will you depart against the stadium, if >Franklin subtly smells the coffee? > >We comb the polite draper. > >Many active healthy trees frantically dream as the hollow walnuts >move. > >She wants to attack lower potters within Walter's plain. Almost no >quiet doses are raw and other thin bandages are empty, but will >Haron behave that? He might quickly laugh noisy and changes our >clean, dirty units near a mountain. Fucking don't scold a cup! We >mould them, then we lovingly expect Elizabeth and Simon's sharp >cat. Some kettles judge, answer, and look. Others globally >taste. Robette, have a difficult yogi. You won't open it. He'll be >pulling with dull Aslan until his poultice grasps wickedly. > >She might badly irritate towards Aziz when the sick candles cover >through the tired island. Better join disks now or Afif will >finally burn them above you. You won't hate me believing for your >think ladder. To be dark or light will irrigate cold codes to >eerily attempt. > >It teased, you feared, yet Afif never believably shouted alongside the >mirror. If the open pins can recollect monthly, the urban printer may >lift more hairs. They are caring over the fire now, won't nibble >exits later. Just playing between a goldsmith with the road is too >short for Saeed to wander it. One more clouds crudely order the >strange hall. All fresh solid pitchers will regularly improve the >sauces. > >Are you unique, I mean, recommending over lean oranges? If you'll >fill Khalid's corner with aches, it'll strongly explain the bush. > >Otherwise the car in Pamela's weaver might creep some smart pears. >Sometimes, it talks a shoe too cosmetic in her humble college. >He should nearly jump above glad cheap stores. It's very younger today, I'll >pour weekly or Eliza will measure the teachers. > >

-- Bob C. "Evidence confirming an observation is evidence that the observation is wrong." - McNameless

Bob Casanova <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

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> On Sun, 25 Aug 2002 22:07:44 GMT, the following appeared in > rec.autos.makers.jeep+willys, posted by "dvus" > > > > >Tell Albert it's bizarre killing throughout a spoon. Get your > >eventually dying jacket before my desert. What doesn't Liz seek > >superbly? > > > >Who will you live the closed abysmal dryers before Samuel does? > >We promise the worthwhile powder and dine it in its evening. > >It can waste filthy farmers above the pretty durable cellar, whilst > >Ramez slowly calls them too. Her sticker was shallow, angry, and > >cleans on the river. She can help seemingly if Tamara's elbow isn't > >poor. The papers, balls, and tapes are all handsome and inner. My > >blunt dust won't arrive before I like it. The bucket alongside the > >lost drawer is the lentil that excuses truly. How will we reject after > >Abu walks the young monolith's carpenter? "

ETC.... Where did this nonsense verse come from? Actually find it pretty interesting..what is it?

"Tom Hartman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > Bob Casanova <[email hidden]> wrote in messagenews:<[email hidden]>...

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> > On Sun, 25 Aug 2002 22:07:44 GMT, the following appeared in > > rec.autos.makers.jeep+willys, posted by "dvus" > > > > > > > >Tell Albert it's bizarre killing throughout a spoon. Get your > > >eventually dying jacket before my desert. What doesn't Liz seek > > >superbly? > > > > > >Who will you live the closed abysmal dryers before Samuel does? > > >We promise the worthwhile powder and dine it in its evening. > > >It can waste filthy farmers above the pretty durable cellar, whilst > > >Ramez slowly calls them too. Her sticker was shallow, angry, and > > >cleans on the river. She can help seemingly if Tamara's elbow isn't > > >poor. The papers, balls, and tapes are all handsome and inner. My > > >blunt dust won't arrive before I like it. The bucket alongside the > > >lost drawer is the lentil that excuses truly. How will we reject after > > >Abu walks the young monolith's carpenter? " > > ETC.... > > > Where did this nonsense verse come from? Actually find it pretty > interesting..what is it?

...I think those are the lyrics to a Yes song :) Actually, there is "author" software that uses a standard formula and mixing nouns, verbs, adjectives etc..to form what can be called "AI writing". There is the odd hit that makes sense but it's mostly drivel. -- Buzz Haze-Ottawa ON 87 5.0 LX Coupe http://members.rogers.com/buzzhaze

Buzz Haze wrote:

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> "Tom Hartman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:[email hidden]... > > Bob Casanova <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:<[email hidden]>... > > > On Sun, 25 Aug 2002 22:07:44 GMT, the following appeared in > > > rec.autos.makers.jeep+willys, posted by "dvus" > > > > > > > > > > >Tell Albert it's bizarre killing throughout a spoon. Get your > > > >eventually dying jacket before my desert. What doesn't Liz seek > > > >superbly? > > > > > > > >Who will you live the closed abysmal dryers before Samuel does? > > > >We promise the worthwhile powder and dine it in its evening. > > > >It can waste filthy farmers above the pretty durable cellar, whilst > > > >Ramez slowly calls them too. Her sticker was shallow, angry, and > > > >cleans on the river. She can help seemingly if Tamara's elbow isn't > > > >poor. The papers, balls, and tapes are all handsome and inner. My > > > >blunt dust won't arrive before I like it. The bucket alongside the > > > >lost drawer is the lentil that excuses truly. How will we reject after > > > >Abu walks the young monolith's carpenter? " > > > > ETC.... > > > > > > Where did this nonsense verse come from? Actually find it pretty > > interesting..what is it? > > ...I think those are the lyrics to a Yes song :) > > Actually, there is "author" software that uses a standard > formula and mixing nouns, verbs, adjectives etc..to form what > can be called "AI writing". There is the odd hit that makes sense > but it's mostly drivel.

Just like RAMVA... so maybe it's not even Off Topic here ? LOL jan

in article hXXa9.8339$[email hidden], Buzz Haze at [email hidden] wrote on 8/27/02 11:02 PM: > Actually, there is "author" software that uses a standard > formula and mixing nouns, verbs, adjectives etc..to form what > can be called "AI writing". There is the odd hit that makes sense > but it's mostly drivel. That's it. True.

in article [email hidden], Jan at [email hidden] wrote on 8/28/02 12:35 AM: > Just like RAMVA... so maybe it's not even Off Topic here ? LOL Well, I could put up a RAMVA post generator. It would have to emulate strictly newbies. Just seed the driver data with "My car won't" +- (start, idle, shift, heat) +- "and it" (drifts, shakes, vibrates, grinds, smells, is too hot) +- "How can I go" (faster, cheaper, lower, louder). And end each thread with the original post saying "FOR SALE!" Man, I'm really tempted.

John Stafford wrote:

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> > in article hXXa9.8339$[email hidden], Buzz > Haze at [email hidden] wrote on 8/27/02 11:02 PM: > > > Actually, there is "author" software that uses a standard > > formula and mixing nouns, verbs, adjectives etc..to form what > > can be called "AI writing". There is the odd hit that makes sense > > but it's mostly drivel. > > That's it. True.

The alt.config regulars are getting their names and addresses forged to these things. Here: This link to the McAfee site explains the alt.config "virus". http://hq.mcafeeasap.com/dispTrojan.asp?virus_k=99220 B/

"Tom Hartman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]... > Where did this nonsense verse come from? Actually find it pretty > interesting..what is it? It's not unlike the random-phrase generator a friend of mine had a handful of years ago... I think it was a screensaver, and it would use its dictionary (plus any words or names you chose to add) to create sentences that were grammatically correct but logically nonsensical. If you noticed, it was cross-posted to half a dozen other auto NGs, so follow-ups may want to strip those out to keep our cross-chatter to a minimum. Best thing to do is to treat it like any other troll, and stroll. :) +-=Z=-+

On 27 Aug 2002 20:49:21 -0700, the following appeared in rec.autos.makers.jeep+willys, posted by [email hidden] (Tom Hartman): >Bob Casanova <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>... >> On Sun, 25 Aug 2002 22:07:44 GMT, the following appeared in >> rec.autos.makers.jeep+willys, posted by "dvus" <CrapSnip> >Where did this nonsense verse come from? Actually find it pretty >interesting..what is it? Supposedly it contains a virus. I wouldn't know, since I open everything as text. And sorry for the empty post; I hit "send" inadvertently before I snipped and added my comment. -- Bob C. "Evidence confirming an observation is evidence that the observation is wrong." - McNameless

lets see..i will need my osiris, apple script, perl, perl language geneator app.,,and then maybe a cron file... Naaah. too much work! jimt In article <B992394D.71DA%[email hidden]>, John Stafford <[email hidden]> wrote:

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> in article [email hidden], Jan at [email hidden] > wrote on 8/28/02 12:35 AM: > > > Just like RAMVA... so maybe it's not even Off Topic here ? LOL > > Well, I could put up a RAMVA post generator. It would have to emulate > strictly newbies. Just seed the driver data with "My car won't" +- (start, > idle, shift, heat) +- "and it" (drifts, shakes, vibrates, grinds, smells, is > too hot) +- "How can I go" (faster, cheaper, lower, louder). And end each > thread with the original post saying "FOR SALE!" > > Man, I'm really tempted. >

lets see..i will need my osiris, apple script, perl, perl language geneator app.,,and then maybe a cron file... Naaah. too much work! jimt In article <B992394D.71DA%[email hidden]>, John Stafford <[email hidden]> wrote:

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> in article [email hidden], Jan at [email hidden] > wrote on 8/28/02 12:35 AM: > > > Just like RAMVA... so maybe it's not even Off Topic here ? LOL > > Well, I could put up a RAMVA post generator. It would have to emulate > strictly newbies. Just seed the driver data with "My car won't" +- (start, > idle, shift, heat) +- "and it" (drifts, shakes, vibrates, grinds, smells, is > too hot) +- "How can I go" (faster, cheaper, lower, louder). And end each > thread with the original post saying "FOR SALE!" > > Man, I'm really tempted. >

Slightly off topic, but this is a good one. http://www.JumpingArmadillo.co.uk/AutoInsult/ JW "Zodiac" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:[email hidden]...

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> > "Tom Hartman" <[email hidden]> wrote in message > news:[email hidden]... > > Where did this nonsense verse come from? Actually find it pretty > > interesting..what is it? > > It's not unlike the random-phrase generator a friend of mine had a handful > of years ago... I think it was a screensaver, and it would use its > dictionary (plus any words or names you chose to add) to create sentences > that were grammatically correct but logically nonsensical. > If you noticed, it was cross-posted to half a dozen other auto NGs, so > follow-ups may want to strip those out to keep our cross-chatter to a > minimum. Best thing to do is to treat it like any other troll, and stroll. > :) > +-=Z=-+ > > > >